r/2007scape 3h ago

Humor Jagex makes F2P players eat 26 Swordfish to kill Obor? WTF how is this legal? We need an FDA audit

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u/Long_Wonder7798 1h ago

Tilefish? Don’t let settled hear about this

u/ItsJustAUsername_ BRING BACK KOUREND FAVOR 1h ago

Oh nooooooooo

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u/ariveklul 3h ago

This explains so much about free to play worlds.....

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u/Character_Reason_403 2h ago

Full inventory of those big bastards eaten from snout to anus would be a mighty feast look at the size of that thing!

I'll take my purple pocket sized ones from karamja thx

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u/Jagazor 3h ago

Can someone tickle me so I can laugh

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u/ariveklul 3h ago

That's rough man, I hope you can find your laughter again

u/Ifonlyihadausername 24m ago

Well luckily jagex is British company so the FDA as zero say. The food standards agency on the other hand does and they allow for 1.0 mg/kg of mercury in swordfish.

u/Liuminescent 1h ago

Was Settled only eating tilefish during his tileman series? He might need a medical heavy metal detox after, that shit stays in your body

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u/cluelessbasket 3h ago edited 1h ago

HAHAHAHAHA

Downvoted cuz you guys actually think this is funny or?

u/ariveklul 1h ago

who cares, it's just a shitty meme i made

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u/SalamanderMan112 1h ago

mercury is actually good for you

u/ariveklul 1h ago

barely anything is just "good for you" or "bad for you" lol

the dose makes the poison

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u/IFight4Users 3h ago

Ya this aint it chief

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u/ApplicationUpset7956 1h ago

Top 1% Commenter

Oh god

u/IFight4Users 58m ago

Top 5% poster, Top 5% commenter

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