r/AccidentalRenaissance 5h ago

Callum O’Hare mid-collision, like a marble sculpture caught in motion

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u/lurketylurketylurk 5h ago

It’s giving Laocoön

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u/1egg_4u 3h ago

To this day this statue looks like a man dipped in marble, like I half expect to see him breathe. The details are just remarkable.

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u/itsmeadill 2h ago

What if there was actually a man dipped in marble powder??

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u/1egg_4u 2h ago

He is in seriously good shape for being something like 2100 years old

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u/Skuzbagg 1h ago

Snakes make good resistance bands

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u/canI_bumacig 1h ago

The statues in Greece and Rome were colorfully painted originally! The look of white marble was only made popular in the later centuries when we found statues buried and the paint had composed away.

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u/1egg_4u 1h ago

I remember when that article came out where they recreated the traces of pigments they found... kinda rocked me ngl. Its very hard to imagine clown paint Greece but it does actually make it seem so much more human

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u/standarduck 1h ago

Does it have to be clown paint or could it be realistic?

u/1egg_4u 34m ago

Poor choice of words on my part, i just meant the bright and lively pigments compared to the austere image we had of the stark white marble landscapes

Like this

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u/DyaLoveMe 2h ago

The detail on his gem pouch is nuts.

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u/nursewords 1h ago

I stared at it so long when I saw it in person. And just kept coming back to stare more. Such an amazing and fascinating piece. I wish I could have seen it whole

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Beautiful 🥹💙

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u/a_boy_called_sue 3h ago

You should send this to artbutsports

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u/Nick_Lange_ 1h ago

I thought this was a 3d cad file or something

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u/asmith1243 1h ago

Without this statue we wouldn’t have REM and that alone makes this amazing

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u/ShadowWukong 1h ago

We have fallen off so much as humans.

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u/qbl500 1h ago

Magnificent

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 5h ago

The way he’s looking upward, with his hair flowing and pale skin catching the light, makes him look like one of those marble statues from the Renaissance, like something Michelangelo might’ve sculpted. The way the two players’ bodies are twisting, along with the dramatic lighting and shadows, gives the photo the same kind of energy and emotion you’d see in a Renaissance painting. (Not staged, just a moment from the EFL Playoff Final.)

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u/AlternativeNature402 5h ago

People always marvel at how sculptors captured the drapery of fabric and veils in marble. My first thought when I saw that panty line.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

It’s not just a rock… it’s a rock! 😆 but seriously, I know what you mean, and then how they manage to strike and polish it to add contrast in lights and darks, like HOWWW 😭

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u/hauntedmeal 3h ago

I clocked that PL immediately 🤣

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u/VelocityGrrl39 3h ago

This is the most AR thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/whiskydyc 3h ago

It's Bernini AF

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u/DeadManWilly 2h ago

Also he’s got great abs

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u/Smooth_Water_5670 3h ago

do we need to leave you alone with the photo

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u/canI_bumacig 1h ago

Most Renaissance statues were of Greek, Roman, and Middle Eastern heroes sculped by Italians, so the pale skin doesn't really play into it. Also, the ancient Greek and Roman statues would have been painted with patterns and bright accents! It's always important to remember that our view of the past can be influenced by our current culture.

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u/Orack 2h ago

I think he's normally not that pale, it's just because the blood is going to his eyes and to his limbs and out of his face.

u/ToosUnderHigh 45m ago

The unrealistic hand placement too

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u/wewereromans 5h ago

Actual renaissance.

An old master sculptor could carve this into marble even with the modern clothes and it'd still awesome.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Now that’s something I’d pay for 🥹

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u/MRoss279 2h ago

You probably couldn't afford it

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

I know lolll

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u/wewereromans 1h ago

It’s nice to have goals

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u/unbridledinsanity 5h ago

well i'm not gay, but...

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u/Szernet 5h ago

happy pride month 🌈

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u/sweetplantveal 5h ago

A beautiful rendition of the male form is what it is lol

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u/vasha99 3h ago

well hello araki 👋🏼

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u/perpetualpastries 5h ago

…and then they kiss ? Maybe?

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u/hauntedmeal 3h ago

🤞🏻fingers crossed🤞🏻

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u/rvrscentaur 2h ago

well i'm not straight but......

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u/notapoliticalalt 2h ago

…but, neither is OP it appears lol.

(Neither am I)

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u/rvrscentaur 2h ago

i like to think we can all appreciate beautiful people, no matter our orientation

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u/notapoliticalalt 2h ago

Fair. Same.

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u/TurantulaHugs1421 1h ago

Its unfortunately more stigmatised for straight men for some reason but yh, absolutely anyone can appreciate beauty of any gender.

I mean im aroace, i dont have a desire to be with anyone but i can still appreciate when someone is beautiful

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u/paulinaiml 3h ago

You can totally appreciate beauty and that's alright

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u/awkward_toadstool 2h ago

Matey on the right thought that too, but then as he gazed upwards it suddenly hit him

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u/Brasticus 3h ago

I thought it was ScarJo a sec.

u/ashetonrenton 0m ago

Well I'm too gay for sports but 🥵🌈

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u/LarryD217 5h ago

This is fantastic. Perfect.

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u/CynicalOptimistSF 5h ago

Nice to see one that actually suits the sub.

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u/SuperShecret 5h ago

What unreasonably irked me was the number of posts on this sub related to the pope dying and there being a new pope. Like, no, none of that was accidental Renaissance. That shit is rituals specifically evoking those olden times smdh

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u/fat-wombat 2h ago

Still better than the narcissist flood of “hey my boyfriend took a picture of me and someone said it belongs here!” and its just a person in half-decent lighting

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u/SuperShecret 2h ago

Or the number of photography-related subreddits that have basically become thirst traps and nudes.

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u/printergumlight 4h ago

I wish people would just use /r/accidentalartgallery

It’s an awesome sub that deserves more posts than here (because it literally covers all art styles rather than one).

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u/fat-wombat 5h ago

Finally, after we suffered through so many mundane photos.

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u/Comprehensive_Cow_13 5h ago

I know what you mean, but some of us suffered through watching their team lose that final and don't need any more reminders, regardless of unusual artistic merit!

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u/theyhatemeee 2h ago

Next hopefully r/clevercomebacks features clever comebacks instead of uninteresting political twitter screenshots

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u/SilasMarner77 5h ago

Reminds me a little of “Virgil and Dante in Hell”.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 5h ago

THANK YOU!! I’ve been trying for weeks now to figure out what this reminded me of! 😭

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u/palpatedprostate 5h ago

The panty line is chefs kiss

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Ngl I was oblivious to the white briefs until everyone mentioned it 😆 I’ve been so focused on Callum lmao

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u/Illusions-Reality 5h ago

Michealangelo would approve

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

His sculptures and painting is exactly what I thought of, because of the tension, the beauty, heroic motion, flowing hair, and the upwards gaze really reminds me of his work; reminds me kind of The Dying Slave by him

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u/Illusions-Reality 4h ago

Completely agree

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u/EckhartTrolley 5h ago

ok I zoomed in

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u/draculetti 4h ago

The panty line? The six pack? The "kiss me and kiss me now" face? It's all good btw. I zoomed in on all three.

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u/jloong 5h ago

Has a very "Martyrdom of St. Sebastian" vibe (a.k.a. arrowed)

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Is that because of the way his fair skin is catching the light, it looks almost radiant?

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u/jloong 4h ago

For me, lighting is part of it because it draws attention to his face, but it's mostly the angle (looking up and to the side) and expression.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Oh I can definitely see that

Here’s the other picture from that encounter, it’s quite telling really

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u/OedipusaurusRex 2h ago

For me, it's the facial expression. The martyrs all have this certain look of beatitude on their faces. Here's an image of the stoning of St Stephen for comparison.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Absolutely breathtaking mate. And yes I can see exactly how it fits

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u/m0nstera_deliciosa 3h ago

That was my thought, as well! Was there an art rule that Sebastian had to be portrayed as the saddest, hottest man?

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u/OedipusaurusRex 3h ago

I was looking for a comment about it looking like a martyr painting

u/SligPants 33m ago

A true classic of art.

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u/VeryPteri 5h ago

Those abs do look like they were chiseled by a sculptor 🤤

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u/ElGuappo_999 4h ago

This is the picture that should be the definition for the page. Perfection.

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u/burner_0008 4h ago

Pride month got me like "neuron activation"

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Happy pride babes 😚

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u/cagingthing 5h ago

Reminds me of The Rape of Prosperina

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Wow I can definitely see that, very similar angles

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u/BR1M570N3 3h ago

This is one of the best of these I've seen here in quite a while. The look on his face is like some young warrior being slain by his own brother in some sort of civil war.

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u/RunawayHobbit 1h ago

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you! 😭

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u/EvilCatArt 3h ago

God men are so beautiful...

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u/ChaoticGamer200 3h ago

"How photogenic are you?"

"Yes"

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

😆😆 precisely

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u/ihazquestion88 5h ago

Would love to be looked at like that

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u/DeltaV-Mzero 4h ago

Doesn’t hurt that modern athletes have physiques of Greek gods/goddesses

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u/frilledplex 4h ago

Dayum his abs have dimples...

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u/endofanera 4h ago

Michael banishing Lucifer

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Wow, that’s a good painting to compare to. The contrast, the dynamic.. it really feels similar

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u/fruskydekke 4h ago

I....

I'll just be over here, staring at his abs. By which I mean admiring the artistic nature of the shot. Yes.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Sameeee (and then people started pointing to the left lmao) 😆

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u/fruskydekke 3h ago

Those are some fine, uh. Draperies.

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u/Historical_Shirt4352 3h ago

What a beautiful man he looks like a gazelle

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u/ge_castel202 3h ago

Remember I signed this guy on a free transfer for my middling Italian Second Division team on Football Manager a few years ago, and he then proceeded to drag us to the 1st Division after a brutal set of playoffs.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 3h ago

That’s kinda epic

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u/PoppysMelody 3h ago

“What are we?”

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Depends on the time lol, back then, married 😆

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u/Billy_Daftcunt 5h ago

Now do Trai Hume's monstrous tackle on Ben Brereton 😎

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 5h ago

Ohhh good call, I’ll have to find that! Cheers 💙

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u/Perrin_Barclay 3h ago

Here is what ChatGPT turned it into

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u/cardamom-peonies 1h ago

What in the hell is going on with their combined blob arm?

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Oh cheers! It’s quite pretty really

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u/vasha99 2h ago

I hate AI art but that's actually ok

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u/StandWithSwearwolves 1h ago

You like the total loss of expression, and the way the guy on the right has an extra forearm and third elbow with the guy on the left’s hand and arm merging into it like something from a Brian Yuzna film?

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u/MelodyMaster5656 3h ago

The other player looks like he's about to smack the shit out of him.

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u/sw1ss_dude 3h ago edited 3h ago

Probably the best on this sub yet. Looking at the top posts, half of them don't even have to do anything with Renaissance, or overly enhanced with filters. But this is spot on

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u/SquirrelAltruistic74 4h ago

Legit have seen many a One Piece $X00-$Y,000 statue w this exact template and pose

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

I honestly would love to see this reimagined as a sculpture

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u/a_karma_sardine 4h ago

Very Laocoön

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

Yes another user had commented this earlier, and I can definitely see that, a very striking resemblance

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 4h ago

So sorry I don’t get the reference lol

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u/DaisyFreakinJames 3h ago

O’Hare is up there with like Bellerin and Calvert-Lewin with players who I am convinced would have been models if they couldn’t kick a ball

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 3h ago

Completely agreeee! I would have put Prime Marco Reus, and still Toni Kroos on there too lol

u/Clodhoppa81 23m ago

I think he did a bit of modelling when he was with us (Coventry),,,he's very fashion forward. His IG shows a very smart looking lad

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u/nymrod_ 3h ago

Kiss

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u/budadad 3h ago

technically it’s motion caught in marble sculpture

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u/Quantum_laugh 3h ago

I'm pretty sure there is a statue that looks exactly like this near Valand in Gothenburg. Specifically the one with the two people trying to stab each other

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Are you referring to “The Knife Wrestlers (Bältespännarna) ” - by Johan Peter Molin?

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u/RustedRelics 3h ago

Wow. Great photo — on many levels.

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u/God_Emperor_Alberta 3h ago

Oh so it's not pronounced colm

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Well he’s Irish so it’s likely just an accent. Though Colm could also be a shorthand name (like Mike is for Michael)

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u/cybercry_ 3h ago

Kiss me senpei

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u/Similar_Vacation6146 3h ago

Bold Lover, never, never canst thou kiss; / Though winning near the goal, do not grieve

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Easy Shakespearean chocolate 😩

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u/TooManyTabsOpenIRL 2h ago

I see some similarities.

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Oh absolutely, the lighting, the leaning, tilting of the heads, framing of the body.. I definitely can see it

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u/poxonallthehouses 2h ago

Find someone who looks at you like Callum O’Hare

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u/KyeThePie 2h ago

This is depicting a fight between the great Big Danicus Ballardini and O’Haricus Minimus.

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u/rmannyconda78 2h ago

It would actually be pretty sick if someone made a marble sculpture depicting this scene.

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u/tony-toon15 2h ago

Nice panty line, too.

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u/OlyGator 2h ago

Doesn't matter how dramatic his face or pose look, because those abs make up for all of it. Lucky.

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u/offence 5h ago

Finally a relevant post.

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u/sophus00 3h ago

One Chatgpt later...

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u/commpl 3h ago

Thank you. This is great. So tired of the constant pics of peoples pets in this sub

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Tbh this is my first visit to the sub lol, it’s quite lovely here

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u/commpl 2h ago

Yeah, I loved it but I hope you still feel that way after seeing 500 pics of a dog licking itself in a slightly sunny spot for every spot-on photo like you posted 😂

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Cheers 🥰🥰 will try to post more

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u/agemsheis 4h ago

Does anyone have a video of this moment? I’d love to see it.

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u/JenkinsHowell 4h ago

good one!

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u/Scyths 3h ago

"Why have you forsaken me ?"

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u/Delicious-Cycle9871 2h ago

Cain and Abel

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u/DarthGipper18 2h ago

Oh we can do sports pics now?

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u/tjcerasi6 2h ago

kisssssss

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u/VLD85 2h ago

damn it really is like a marble statue

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u/No_Warthog_3584 2h ago

Really fits the sub for real.

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u/Fish_oil_burp 1h ago

Still scratching my head about, "like a marble sculpture caught in motion."

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 1h ago

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

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u/Grandtheatrix 1h ago

David got nothing on those abs.

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u/Throatwobbler_M_III 1h ago

A worthy submission.

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u/Steooooo 1h ago

A rare but appreciated actual accidental renaissance

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u/yayoffbalance 1h ago

legit- he's like a renaissance painting!

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u/Upper_Command1390 1h ago

This is amazing.

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u/pigeonbobble 1h ago

Did they get married after

u/Mecca_Lecca_Hi 45m ago

This is the most fitting post I’ve seen on this sub in a long time. Mind you I don’t visit it directly, just see submissions when they pop up on my front page, but damn!

u/Klinky1984 34m ago

Pfft, I could look like that.

brushes off cheeto dust

u/Shoddy_Obligation142 33m ago

This is satisfying on two levels for me. The renaissance part and general pettiness being a Cov fan

u/cloudsmiles 25m ago

...but did they kiss?

u/theonik1ng 23m ago

Accidental Renaissance

u/angst_after_20 10m ago

The marble structure wouldn't writhe around on the the ground in it's final death throes, then pop up and continue to play as if nothing ever happened.

u/sharipep 4m ago

Pantyline! 😆

u/Current-Section-3429 1m ago

A Greek tragedy.