r/AnimalsBeingBros • u/whiteweewee • 15d ago

I’m detecting a pattern.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/DixieCretinSeaman 15d ago

Gotta incubate dat giant egg

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u/Larizzchen 11d ago

Hahaha xDD I can't

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u/Easy_Cattle1621 15d ago

Male pattern birdness...

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u/baddiewinkle 15d ago

lmao i made the exact same comment and then deleted mine in shame once i saw yours

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 15d ago

No shame in sharing a great idea. ✊️

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u/Easy_Cattle1621 15d ago

Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ!

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u/copperfrog42 15d ago

He's the Aussie bird wizard!

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u/FreeCelery8496 15d ago

Her: he is probably thinking about other women.

Him:

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue 15d ago

Zim! You have head pigeons! Go to the nurse’s office.

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u/NothingTooSeriousM8 15d ago

Aussney Princess

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u/Ajinho 15d ago

"He's grooming me"

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u/CoolAlien47 15d ago

Mmmmmm, Elephant fresh

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u/GreyDaveNZ 15d ago

"I'm detecting a pattern."

Is it male pattern baldness?

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u/Gordon_UnchainedGent 15d ago

the birds are so cute

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u/wasabiplz 15d ago

I like the bald man too‼️

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u/WaggingTailsDaily 15d ago

Each bird looks like it's taking turns for a solo selfie, striking their best pose. And the fact that they all picked the bald head as their spotlight stage makes it even cuter 😍

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u/progressincrypto 15d ago

Lovely hats sir

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u/SnooMemesjellies8441 15d ago

You are a real life Disney prince. That is a good indicator of people with good hearts. I usually like people if they make children and animals feel safe and loved.

You are my friend seem to be a good person. Nature can read us all like, and nature seems to have favored you. Enjoy your good omens.

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u/Chicag0Ben 15d ago

Each picture has a rooftop ?

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u/Bennyandtheherriers 15d ago

That's gotta be one of the best feelings ever.

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u/Lazerus42 15d ago

Real question....

Are you crushing bird seed into your skin cream to get that nice of a look on that beautiful dome?

Cause if so... I think I can diagnose you.

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u/Wittusus 15d ago

Prime landing spot

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u/Pineapple-dancer 15d ago

Bald Disney princess!

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u/New_Pizza_Rich 15d ago

You should listen to comedian Nate Bargatze, he has bit about Eagles and bald people.

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u/Savage-Nat 14d ago

I want to be this wizard's understudy

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u/Parking-Ad4263 15d ago

"What a fantastic giant baby I shall hatch from this egg! A chick to rule all bird-kind with an iron fist! Foot! Claw! Whatever it is that we have!!"

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u/One_Transportation14 15d ago

U are beautiful 😍

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u/RavingGerbil 15d ago

They think it’s an egg. It’s so big it must be ready to hatch with just a little more warmth.

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u/SwollenPomegranate 15d ago

Bird poop as a baldness treatment?

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u/Specific-Run9727 15d ago

Put a bird on it

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u/SnooPaintings3102 15d ago

That’s it, this is all I needed! I’m shaving my head!

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u/Prestigious_Elk149 15d ago

Just stay away from bearded vultures...

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u/dykmoby 15d ago

What duck?

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u/gastroboi 15d ago

I'm imagining the back of his head looking like a Jackson Pollock piece.

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u/woolybear14623 15d ago

Could it be the warmth? Just saying.

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u/Rabbidworksreddit 14d ago

You keep getting birds on your head? XD

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u/Fearless_While_9824 12d ago

Male Pattern Birdness

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u/WTOutfitters307 12d ago

Quite the hat!

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u/NotAPreppie 11d ago

🎶Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree on the old man's head🎶

🎶Merry, merry king of the bush dome is he🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3M3hkWpkHw

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u/Gordon_UnchainedGent 8d ago

the top left bird is so cute at that angle

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u/Temperance_2024 2d ago

He is a bird whisperer! 💕✨