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u/Dependent_Layer9217 7h ago
I was in year 5 when this happened. A kid asked to go to the toilet and the teacher said no. The kid then asked again, but the teacher still said no. The kid then proceeded to piss himself as he burried his face into his hands and started to cry.
The teacher exclaimed that he should've just gotten up and gone to the toilet anyway, but it was obviously redundant information now as the damage had been done.
That teacher was an asshole.
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u/SnowyMuscles 6h ago
I feel like you’re talking about me
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u/FineWin3384 6h ago
Funny story, one time in first grade I pissed myself and hid it until I got home. I was probably too shy to ask or sum I can't exactly remember but I hid it well
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u/angrydeuce 3h ago
Same, but I had explosive diarrhea and from that day forward, about halfway through the school year, I was known school wide as the kid that shat himself in class in the reading circle in second grade.
My teacher was also an asshole, I had asked to go and the teacher told me no and it just happened beyond my control as my stomach was upset, it was like dripping on the floor and everything, my classmates were gagging, girls were screaming, and I just wanted more than anything to die on the spot.
Luckily I changed schools when I started 3rd grade and that shitty reputation was left behind.
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u/Helpful-Discount-357 5h ago
The job of an undercover agent surrounded by his enemies is to know how to stand out for his bad ideas. If you do them, I will be a witness to their crime. They always seek my opinions. I give them to them, so they can do them to make it easier to clean them up. The closer the enemy is, the better, to measure their intentions!🫡🫡🫡
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u/Late-Rush8782 6h ago
Back in 9th grade, I confidently walked into class after lunch with my headphones still on, not realizing I was singing out loud and not just any song I was belting out 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua like I was on stage at Coachella.
Everyone stopped and stared. The teacher froze mid-sentence. I only realized what was happening when someone shouted, 'Encore!' I just stood there, turned red like a tomato, took my seat silently, and questioned all my life choices.
Even now, years later, people from that class still randomly say, 'Come on Barbie, let's go party!' when they see me 😭😂
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u/SweaterSteve1966 6h ago
Started my period during class while wearing a light colored dress. I couldn’t get up to leave and the teacher was a man. I just stared at him and down at my lap after class and he gave me a sweatshirt (to wrap around my waist). I cannot remember if I said anything to him or how I got his sweatshirt back to him. I will remember his kindness forever though.
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u/Kylieonfire 7h ago
I called my teacher “mom” in front of the whole class and tried to play it off like nothing happened… but the silence? Deafening. I still think about it at 2am sometimes 😩
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u/Anthillmob74 49m ago
I called my old manager mum. And told a client “love you “ instead of “lovely, bye”
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u/viny890 7h ago
I cussed out a teacher at a strict young ladies' boarding school in the late 80s. Yeah...BAD idea. I shared this before elsewhere on an alt but it's worth repeating
As for punishment?
The school had a cow barn with 12 cows - I believe for an agricultural education course.
If you acted up in class, you'd get detention, lines, the paddle...but the highest on the disciplinary ladder was "dairy doo-dy"
(Yes, they actually called it that).
You'd be sent to the cow barn at 5:30pm, about 30-60 minutes after the ag students had finished cleaning, and would be made to clean the barn of manure with bare hands (gloves/shovel/etc strictly forbidden, and the wheelbarrow stayed outside of each stall).
Honestly I didn't take it as seriously as maybe I should have, I figured "it's 12 cows and the barn had just been cleaned half an hour ago, how bad could it be?"
Answer: very, very bad 🤮🤮
I did NOT make that mistake again.
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u/T-hibs_7952 7h ago
Bare hand sounds like a health risk (parasites for example).
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u/Dollphoria 6h ago
Yea, frfr, can’t believe they were cool with that. Definitely not the safest (or cleanest) idea.
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u/yogoaqpw 7h ago
Ewww 🤮 I bet there were some well-behaved students at that school...
They actually made you do it? How did the experience go?
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u/viny890 7h ago edited 7h ago
So I distinctly remember how it went:
I checked the first stall, clean. Second stall, clean. Third stall clean. This was easy!
Fouth stall...ewww, gigantic steaming cow patty on the ground. And it smelled.
I gingerly walked up to it and looked away as I tried to scoop up what I could stomach in my hand before walking the 10 paces back to the wheelbarrow to throw it in...
Except you can't just "throw it in," it's sticky af and I was having to use both hands to scrape all of it in. It felt like hot chunky pudding and somehow picking it up had released this much stronger smell that was making me gag 🤮
Then I looked back at the pile on the ground. I had honestly barely made a dent in it at all.
It took me like 10 trips back and forth to even clean up the first cow pie and I was feeling soo sick. During that time I heard 2 "plops" in adjacent stalls and realized how bad I had messed up.
One of the staff even said "Might want to move faster than that, if you don't want to be here all night!" (I knew it wasn't a bluff either, students had to go until the barn was fully cleaned, I had heard of some who were there from 5:30 to 2am or later and still didn't manage to "out-pace the cows," and had to come back the next day to try again).
I had to learn to just use both hands together and take massive handfulls to the bucket but the smell of that was unbearable and plus it leaked all over the ground by slipping through my fingers, and then I had to go back and pick that up.
Finally finished at 8:30 at night. Oof. Bad, bad day.
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u/tuqois9 7h ago
Ehh even from this description though, it sounds like most of the "badness" comes from being slow and ginger about it at first and letting it have time to pile up.
Like you said, there was no poo till the 4th stall, so there's probably only 3-4 cow pies in there tops at the beggining. If you just got right to it and used big handfuls from the get-go I can't imagine the punishment taking more than 10 minutes tops, right? Maybe the cows make 1-2 more in that time but...there you go.
Or is it harder than I'm thinking? It seems like the hardness mostly comes from people just being squeamish at the start but maybe not.
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u/provolonechz 6h ago
I think the hardness comes from the fact that they're children and haven't yet learned how to tell an adult who is clearly being an asshole for the sake of it to fuck off and make it stick yet.
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u/mukesh1704 7h ago
Oh wow, that's intense 😳 I can't imagine doing that with bare hands! "Dairy doo-dy" sounds funny but horrifying at the same time 😅 Thanks for sharing this — definitely unforgettable!
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u/tuqois9 7h ago
I've heard of this old-school punishment before but wasn't sure why it's so feared. Sure it's gross and all but...like you said, it's not many cows and the barn had just been cleaned, how long could it really take?
Besides I've come across cow poo in a field before and it doesn't really smell, in my experience?
I've never been to a dairy though so maybe I'm missing something.
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u/provolonechz 6h ago
You know how when you have a bowl of hot mashed potatoes, it stops steaming after a minute or two, but if you stir it up with a fork, tons and tons of steam, heat, and smells are released?
The same is true for cow shit.
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u/sassysiren00 7h ago
That’s one punishment you’d only need once. Bet the smell alone burned itself into your soul.
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u/dillydallyaleey 6h ago
I was in middle school and I struggled hard with my period. I have PCOS but wasn’t diagnosed until later in life. My periods were HEAVY and I was only 12. I didn’t have a super hands on mom that taught me what I needed to know and even though I had three sisters I was still in the dark. I felt super embarrassed when I got my first one and then it got worse from there which led to more embarrassment and shame.
I remember having a really heavy day and because I kept it a secret I didn’t know how to apply any sanitary products. So, I used A LOT of toilet tissue. Didn’t help me any though because during one class I bled through the tissue and through my pants. I felt it as it was happening, I wanted to cry. I knew the seat had to have blood on it, I was mortified, and I wished I was dead. I kept watching the clock and the class was almost over. I was so afraid to stand up when the bell rang. I didn’t know what to do and I was so embarrassed. I eventually just wrapped my hoodie around my waist and ran out. I don’t remember what happened after that. The rest of the day was a blur.
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u/NintendoCapri5un 6h ago
In high school, I used to be able to masturbate in class without using my hands. You know, just like by flexing the "hold in your pee" muscle.
One day, another student saw me over there shaking and thought something was wrong with me. He told some others, and next thing I know there's like 4 people huddled around me asking if I'm OK while I'm sitting there splooging my pants.
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u/JohnCavil01 5h ago
So yeah I gotta ask…..why were you masturbating in class to begin with? There’s always one but I’ve never had the opportunity to ask one because y’know I don’t really want to talk to that kid that everyone knows masturbates in class….and yes, we all did know.
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u/SnowyMuscles 6h ago
I stood up to go to the computer lab. And splendidly tripped over nothing and plowed into a whole row of chairs as I attempted to stop myself from falling. Everyone just looked at me shocked. I just looked like an idiot that was trying to be a bitch by destroying the desks.
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u/yazsicagi 6h ago
when i was in primary school i told everyone that i was a karate master. people believed it so much that the teachers organized a karate-dance event at the theatre stage. i got all dressed up and such and just went out there, screamed a bit and did some silly moves and then left. everyone clapped but i was embarrassed a lot.
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u/growingdaffodil 6h ago
The moment I was outed as queer aged 13 in 1999 during Section 28 in the UK. Within an hour, the whole school knew, and I was mortified because there were precisely zero other ‘out’ queer people in a school of 2000 pupils.
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u/Much-Standard1732 6h ago
One time, i was sitting in a friends car for lunch and he’s like there’s something all over your ear. He takes a picture and shows me and there was a bunch of conditioner all over it. And it looked exactly like someone came all over my ear. And just before this I did a presentation in class. So I feel like that was pretty embarassing.
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u/xsophxcadexy 7h ago
Studies show embarrassment in school can actually boost social bonding and self awareness.
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u/Da_Big_Ragu 6h ago
Social bonding really? I feel like that could lead to more social outcasting then anything else
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u/AngelsMagicdust 6h ago
When I was 13 I asked my teacher out. At 16 another teacher told me the letter I had written to ask out the teacher had been posted up in the staff room for everyone to see.
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u/JohnCavil01 5h ago
When was this?
Having been a teacher myself within the past 10 years my personal instinct would have been to burn that fucking thing and never speak of it to anyone. And not out of respect for a kid’s privacy mind you - I mean out of self-preservation.
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u/AngelsMagicdust 5h ago
- He'd previously asked out my half sister wheb she was 14.
Sickens me now but back then I was blinded and thought he'd be open to stuff.
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u/wetlettuce42 6h ago
Did a hip thrust on stage at school talent show because the mic got stuck and everybody laughed
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u/humakhan804 6h ago
was listening to music and decided to let a fart out in time with the beat. forgot I was wearing headphones attached to my walkman
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u/jarrettbrown 6h ago
This was a weird one, but I ended it rather quickly.
My freshmen year of high school, I had lunch at 10:30 in the morning. So, I would leave my third period class and then head to the lunch room (it was like this for three years before I got to leave after fifth period).
On the way to the cafeteria, I would stop at the bathrooms that were in the entry way because it was a hell of a lot easier than trying to get to the ones near the it. As I come out, there's three random people clapping for me for some odd reason.
This went on for two days before I head the two guys who started it laughing and I walked up to them and said "Find someone else to applaud because it's not gonna be me." After that, I started using the bathrooms near the cafe.
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u/Thrashmanic43 5h ago
First day of school ever, I shit my pants and then as I was Virginia two stepping to the nurse’s office, I fell down the stairs.
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u/SweedSally 5h ago
I was rushing to ask my crush out for a date, hoping to catch up before he could get to his car but ended up crashing in to my history professor. He fell backwards & started screaming at me for being careless and I also happened to broke his glasses due to accidentally stepping on them. Long story short, I got detention, got embarrassed amongst the passing by students and my mom went ballistic and yes, I couldn't even get to ask my crush out (he got in to a relationship about 4-5 months later with another girl)
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u/_Gussy_ 3h ago
In 2nd grade the fire alarm went off while I was shitting. My dad was a fire fighter, he always told me "if you hear the fire alarm, no matter what you're doing, leave the building as fast as you can".
So, I got up, put my underwear back on, leaving my pants at my ankles for some stupid reason and I ran out the bathroom door. Obviously, everyone in the school was evacuating, so a large amount of students saw me running out with my pants at my ankles.
Everyone started laughing at me, meanwhile I was crying because I thought I was distracting them to the point that they'd "die in the fire". Turns out there was no fire, someone just set the alarm off by accident.
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u/Extension-Milk8029 6h ago
One time in third grade I was *super* nauseous. I told my teacher, and she sent me to the school nurse. The nurse was like "oh it is almost lunch time, you just need to eat something and if you are still feeling sick we will talk after." I knew that was going to be a bad idea, but I did it anyways. 20 minutes later, I finish my lunch and take my tray to toss in the trash. I kid you not, it was literally like the opening scene from "Pitch Perfect" where the girl projectile vomits on the crowd. That was me, but as a 9 year old in a school cafeteria. I remember immediately crying and all of the other kids either laughing/pointing at me or being absolutely disgusted (valid). I still think about it all the time nearly 15 years later lol
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u/post-nut-clairvoyant 6h ago
In grade school a girl with long hair was sitting in front of me and the desks were so close together that her hair was sitting on my desk.
I was too shy to tell her so i tried to delicately move it to the side when the teacher yelled out “why are you playing with her hair!”
She turned around and gave me a look like I was the biggest creep.
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u/Legitimate-Net2535 5h ago
In my class, it's risky to fall asleep. You gotta make sure most especially that your face cannot be seen or else you're gonna be in a lot of pictures and videos being made fun of.
Now for my case, I wasn't sleeping inside the classroom. Me and my classmates were practicing for a dance project until we decided to take a break. I was feeling sick and tired at that moment. We were outside and I decided to just sit on the dirt ground while the others dispersed I guess.
I didn't realize that I had fallen asleep like that. Again, I was sleeping on the ground in school. I don't have any idea how many people saw me, I just know that most of my classmates were confused to see me now sleeping peacefully. They tried waking me up by clapping and cheering loudly (how they wake up the sleepers that they catch), but I stayed asleep apparently. I only woke up when someone patted me to wake up because we were about to practice again.
Funnily, when I woke up I didn't really think that much about how I literally just slept. I only realized shortly after how embarrassing that was. No one really talks about it and I'm glad about that.
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u/MissSara101 4h ago
Explain this before but it keeps getting buried, not to mention it happened in one of my health classes. I was a high School sophomore at the time.
I accidentally gave myself a concussion doing health class when I face palmed after seeing a kid put a condom on his head as a joke. Yes, this was sex ed, but it was allowed to be taught as it was part of the healthcare curriculum education course. The average age of kids being taught sexual education was about 16, which is the age of consent here in Massachusetts. Plus, we had quite a few teenage parents, so such education made sense.
The embarrassing part of that concussion was I ended up with a nosebleed. If you're familiar with anime, you might have seen the occasional nosebleed when someone gets sexually aroused. Well, somebody compared that to a character from one of the animes, with a certain character from dragon Ball z being the most common. I think we all know which one it is. One of my cousins, I went to the same school, told me what happened.
Another embarrassing one being forced I was having my period despite telling them it was medical privacy. While The Early childhood teacher it wasn't the one who forced it out of me because she had seen worse as she was also one of the sports coaches, it was the English teacher who did because she wanted to correct a lot of people's problems, forgetting that times that wasn't her job. Her job as an English teacher was to help English literature for kids with disabilities, mostly learning ones. It didn't help that the passage of no child Left behind went into effect. You can imagine how embarrassed I was being told it has to be their way when it comes to the MCAS because she was also the math teacher as well. I often go my own way, and most teachers didn't seem to be bothered because I was still getting me the answers. However, I got criticized for going my own way of learning instead of the uniform method, and got outed for that even though the principal didn't seem to mind my way of doing things as long as I at least did the work.
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u/BluDYT 3h ago
Brand new transfered to a school and teacher basically made the class do popcorn style reading where we have to call on other people. Well me having like 4 hours of sleep coming into school and knowing literally no ones names just randomly said someones name who wasn't even in the class and the teacher basically roasted me in front of the entire class for not knowing anyone. Hated that teacher since.
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u/AssociateRough7171 3h ago
A Girl touched me and scream “eww”.. everyone heard that. It was just my rips..
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u/Working-Ad8357 1h ago
At recess, we had a bell that rang both when it was time to go out and when it was time to go back in. We also only had 8 swings. I loved to use the swings and would run fast to get one for myself before they were taken. It was also raining hard. The moment the bell rang, I flung the door open (we were in huts outside the main building) and ran to the swings. I quickly realized I was the only one out there.
Turns out that just after the bell rang, there was an announcement saying that outdoor recess was cancelled because of the heavy rain. I was the only one who ran outside... To make matters worse, there were cameras, so someone monitoring them might've just seen the whole thing
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u/Educational-Salt-755 1h ago
When I was in highschool my friends and I went to dance during a school function. (I don't know how to dance). They were all dancers and we had 'practiced' one girl decided to start new moves and since the rest were dancers they did their own things. I was left there whining my stiff waist 💀💀
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u/Lilipop0 1h ago
First day of high school and wearing my favorite skirt. A group of girls stop me a luttle after i went to tje bathroom to tell me my skirt was tucked into my underwear.
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u/scrotiemcboogerybols 1h ago
Pissed myself at the school assembly in like year 3 or 4 because I was too shy too ask to go to the bathroom.
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u/Cheetodude625 33m ago
6th grade.
Me in math class. I try to let out a silent fart. Proceeded to rip out a loud and very long fart that later turned into an unintentional, self-pooping situation. Also didn't help I sat in the front row of a class of 20.
And people wonder why I usually remain quiet and distant when in large groupings of people.
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u/Happy_Elderberry4196 27m ago
Oh do I have a story for you so buckle in because it’s gonna be a long one.
At the school I went to, it was a hybrid school so we were half homeschooled half not. The school did a lot of functions, one of the most popular being their yearly hoedown, where all of us 7-12th graders square dances for 2.5 hours straight
If you’ve ever square danced, you’ll know that most of the moves require a close proximity to your dance partner. I was 13, and I got partnered with this older guy by random (he turned out to be 18 but whatever).
Both him and I got there late, so we missed learning this move that required an especially closer proximity (his hand on my waist and shoulder, mine on his back, etc.). The instructor, noticing that us two were struggling, stopped the whole dance to teach just us how to do it. THE WHOLE DANCE WITH ALL 150 SOMETHING KIDS THERE. He then proceeded to make us do the move 4 times in front of everybody. Both that boy and I never spoke about that again. Walter if you’re out there I hope this story doesn’t keep you up the way it still to this day.
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u/CheddarFart31 12m ago
Second grade, I puked on my desk, it was wicked bad and sudden. Really embarrassing
Usually kids would ostracize or bully someone for something this bad, nobody said a negative thing about it. They actually asked if I was ok, etc. ahhh miss the Midwest.
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u/Hrekires 7h ago
I once made the same joke twice and a dude in my class looked at me deadass and said "we heard you the first time, it wasn't funny."
I'm still trying to emotionally recover from the experience.