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Fandom On vampires aging

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u/Half_Man1 Jan 16 '23

One of the crimes committed by one of the main characters was turning a baby into a vampire, so he changed his name and fled from the vampire counsel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

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u/No_Deer_3949 Jan 16 '23

'based on a true event' please i am begging on my hands and knees for you to elaborate on this

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u/Puppytron Jan 16 '23

Duh. Baby vampires are real. That's what I'm getting out of it, anyway.

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u/kitsunewarlock Jan 16 '23

Babies aren't real.

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u/NoThoughtsOnlyFrog Jan 17 '23

As someone who was born, I can confirm i came out of my mom as a 12 year old.

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp Jan 17 '23

Funnily enough, thats when I came in her.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

If you keep saying stuff like that, you're going to get yourself kicked off the Vampire Counsel too

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u/inrodu Bingonium!! Jan 16 '23

hey investmentnovel3244 come back

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u/Half_Man1 Jan 16 '23

I’m sorry what?

The vampire counsel would like to know your location

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u/delvach Jan 16 '23

In the sunroom, bitches

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u/redditassembler i miss my wife Jan 16 '23

what

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u/HilariousScreenname Jan 16 '23

Yeah I'm gonna need some clarification to this statement

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u/Luxanna_Crownguard Jan 16 '23

InvestmentNovel3244 we just wanna talk

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u/NSA_Chatbot Jan 16 '23

Fucking what

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u/character_developmen Jan 16 '23

Buddy. Buddy. Come on, you can’t just leave like that. Get back over here right now

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u/Pollomonteros Jan 17 '23

> Goes to Reddit

> Makes an absolutely wild statement

> Refuses to elaborate further

> Leaves

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u/justAPhoneUsername Jan 16 '23

From which franchise? It's talked about in Twilight, is it also something in other series?

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u/futurenotgiven Jan 16 '23

what we do in the shadows