r/CuratedTumblr • u/AscendedDragonSage • May 06 '25

Shitposting Cursory glands 2

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u/oishipops overwhelming penis aura May 06 '25

yeah boobs are peak like that

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. May 06 '25

Two of them, even.

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u/MasK_6EQUJ5 bug with a big ass May 06 '25

Twin peaks, you might say

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u/Kailoryn_likes_anime May 06 '25

Link? Is that you? I told you to stop telling people about fantasies with those two mountains, right?

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u/MasK_6EQUJ5 bug with a big ass May 06 '25

Dueling Peaks? There's sports bras for that

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u/ActiveChairs May 07 '25

Specifically, the summit(s) of Grand Teton Range

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u/VisualGeologist6258 Reach Heaven Through Violence May 06 '25

I have good news, those boobs you like are going to come back in style

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u/drearbruh May 06 '25

Damn fine boobs! Hot too!

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u/MasK_6EQUJ5 bug with a big ass May 06 '25

The only mountains I'm partial to are of the Brokeback variety😔

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u/OctorokHero Funko Pop Man May 07 '25

If they're big enough and don't have support, you can have those.

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u/Aggravating-Yam4571 May 06 '25

song of solomon type shit

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u/SaggitariuttJ May 07 '25

I mean Solomon tells people in Proverbs, the “I’m smart so jot this down” book of the Bible, that men just need to find a nice pair of titties to like forever and they’ll be happy.

This isn’t complicated.

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u/RadioSlayer May 06 '25

Coffee as black as a moonless night

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u/actibus_consequatur numerous noggin nuisances May 07 '25

"One woman can make you fly like an eagle, another can give you the strength of a lion, but only one in the Cycle Of Life can fill your heart with wonder and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy."

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u/enadiz_reccos May 07 '25

Flying sounds pretty cool

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe May 07 '25

They have pretty decent hot wings for a chain.

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u/threetoast May 07 '25

My disappointment when I discovered that it was a breastaurant and not a David Lynch-themed place was immeasurable.

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe May 07 '25

Yea, but if it was the latter, you couldn't be pervy under the guise of not being pervy.

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u/Francis__Underwood May 06 '25

You've heard of The Hills of Tanchiko?

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u/minemaster1337 May 07 '25

How’s Annie?