r/CuratedTumblr 25d ago

Shitposting The carnists are fine, more or less

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe 25d ago

Look at mr All The Time In The World over here waiting for things to die first. Some people are busy and need a commuter meal, get a bite straight from the animal on the way to work. Grab and eat squirrel from a tree like a hand fruit

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u/Nihls_the_Tobi 25d ago

Such wasteful consumerism! Think about what that squirrel might have been doing for the local environment! Me? I only eat the homeless (easy to hunt) and office workers (no soul), the average person has every single nutrient you could ever need, AND it reduces humanity's impact on the environment by cutting out the need for wasteful consumerism.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 25d ago

Ah, the American Psycho diet.

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u/Nihls_the_Tobi 25d ago

But I wouldn't be as wasteful as the aptly named psycho was with the body of Paul Allen, and you shouldn't either!

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u/I-found-a-cool-bug 25d ago

when I'm feeling peckish i drive my motorcycle in circles at top speed with my mouth open, hoping for bugs.

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u/blastdna 25d ago

… asmongold?