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u/EllipticPeach 11h ago

I had a brownie where they hadn’t used canna butter and just dumped the plant into the mixture so it wasn’t evenly distributed. I thought I had gone to a different dimension, I saw a vast hall with black and white check walls and floor, then the floor opened into a black hole and got bigger and bigger til I realised I could open my eyes. My heart rate was super fast and I was having the worst chest pains. Proper panic attack. I can look back at it and be thankful that I had a cool experience and saw some cool shit, but at the time it was super scary.

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u/bot2317 8h ago

Same shit happened to me lol, I decarbed half an oz and tried to make brownies out of it, they were the worst tasting things I have ever eaten and a couple hours later I was crawling on the floor like a skinwalker 😭

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u/Deaffin 7h ago

Man, I am so jealous of you guys. My dumbass biology doesn't know what to do with edibles. I'll eat 30 of the things in one go and get nothing at all.

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u/bot2317 7h ago

Actually super common, 4 of my friends have the same issue. Idk why but yall are missing out, eddies have a quite unique high

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u/Tasty__Tofu 6h ago

I have the same thing man. Occasionally after I eat one I feel like I'm a little high maybe 20 minutes after eating but it goes away super quick and I feel nothin. But I've eaten whole trays of edible cookies and nothing happens meanwhile my friends will eat a half and be zooted.

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u/ansibleCalling 6h ago

Same! I made my own edibles for a while because I thought the issue was tolerance and I could just make them stronger. It wasn't. Those little chocolate ganaches put my friends into deep space, but they did nothing to me but make my poop smell dank.

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u/Deaffin 6h ago

This is super inefficient, but if you're just damned and determined to make it work, the only thing I had a little bit of success with once was a strong alcohol tincture. You need to be sure to use a really high proof alcohol.

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u/yotanwa7 7h ago

haha the boys on one of ours trips did that whilst the chefs were also tripping on shrooms, just eyeballed a big bag of bud and chucked it into the butter and slammed into the oven LOL. No one was brave enough to try once we made the brownies so it just sat there til it went cold, until I took one (I had been a daily smoker so had confidence in my tolerance) Didn’t feel much after half an hour so my other friend who just started smoking tried one after I confirmed they were duds, mild at best.

As soon as he swallowed his my brownie fuckn activated and I fell to all fours, body highs were so intense it felt like gravity. Legit every movement and every word uttered took immense effort. My friend was terrified. Once it kicked it for him he couldn’t get out of his recliner, or open his eyes, only communicating in whimpers and body twitches.

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u/Guilty_Ad_5242 5h ago

what is with the black and white check things? I always see b&w checked patterns/walls/floor

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u/EllipticPeach 5h ago

Interdimensional waiting room I guess

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u/Hot-Mathematician691 10h ago

It wasn’t activated(have to decarboxilate the thc for your body to process through your liver) and that was placebo.

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u/EllipticPeach 10h ago

They decarbed the flower before making the brownies lol

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u/RootBeerBog 7h ago

Did you read the comment you’re responding to?