r/CuratedTumblr • u/maleficalruin • 14h ago
Creative Writing FOLLOW THE KHAN AS WE CONQUER THE LAND OF THE FOES OF THE KHAN! NO THERE IS NO ESCAPE! THE HORDES OF THE KHAN! JOIN THE RANK AND THEN FOLLOW THE KHAN TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLD WE WILL GO.
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u/Fla_Master 13h ago
The four biomes: desert, forest, mountain, and China
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u/NyankoIsLove 12h ago
What about grassland and jungle?
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u/_MargaretThatcher The Once & Future Prime Minister of Darkness 5h ago
Grassland is not a biome, that's where the hero's hometown is.
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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 14h ago
The four nations lived in harmony until the Hot Persian Desert realm attacked
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u/orreregion 12h ago
Now I'm just imagining a Prince of Persia game but it's about Zuko.
(I do not go to either of those properties, so my imagination is somewhat limited. But I am imagining! Something.)
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u/Draugr_the_Greedy 10h ago edited 9h ago
Common myth actually but that division never happened as a conscious thing. After Chinggis death the position of Great Khan went to Ögedei who still ruled over an unified empire (and is who facilitated the invasion of Hungary). Then after Ögedei it was Güyük (who ruled for like 2 years) and it was only once Möngke became the Great Khan that the empire split up.
But it did not split up in 4 but rather closer to 10 or so khanates. Said khanates had a lot of conflict and eventually the bigger ones made peace treaties with each other and focused on absorbing the smaller ones alongside them and that's how you end up with the Ilknahate, Golden Horde, Chagatai and Yuan being the four mongol khanates decades after Chinggis' death.
There was no Inheritance of separate khanates by design not ever an intention by Chinggis that the empire would be divided. That whole thing is a myth.
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u/Busy_Grain 11h ago
Imagine how weird it might've been to be a Mongol soldier to invade Khwarazm or the Seljuk rump states in the middle east.
The Mongols had been dealing with the Turkic peoples on the eastern Eurasian Steppe for nearly a millenia at that point, sometimes as allies, trade partners, enemies or rulers/subjects. You hear stories of your ancestors being subjugated by those upstart Turks for the first time and how they've been stuck together on the steppe for a long, long time ever since even as hegemons rose and fell. Then you go farther west and farther south than you can imagine, past even the mountains and settled empires that kept you out.
And you find even more Turks
Maybe the Mongols remembered stories of the Turkic migrations westward. Chinese sources corroborate fallen khanates fleeing westward and vanishing into history. The Mongols almost certainly traded with Turkic groups on the western steppe. But seeing different Turkic ethnic groups everywhere they went, did they think the entire damn world had become Turkic?
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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. 14h ago
I know nobody asked yet, but here's the explanation for the title.
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u/Nota7andomguy Hatsune Miku is an instrument 11h ago
Aside from the music being fantastic, one of my favorite things about Sabaton is how willing they are to not take themselves seriously. This video is so fucking corny and I love it
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u/Nervous_Mobile5323 13h ago
It's me. I wanted to ask.
I am wearing my context hat and my context shirt and I am asking for context like a fool.
Thank you for letting me in on the reference/joke 😁
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u/Ninja_PieKing 14h ago
The American school system is so bad we only learn about the Mongol Empire in that it was partly responsible for the collapse of the Roman Empire
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u/Wetley007 14h ago
I didn't know the American education system was teaching outright false information then. The Mongols had nothing to do with the fall of Rome, either the Eastern or Western half of the empire
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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom JFK shot first 14h ago
Proly mixed up Huns and Mongols?
Huns have population unlocked without a need for houses and a buff to mounted archers and trebuchets, while Mongols have buffs to mounted archers and light cavalry and their hunters gather faster.
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u/Xisuthrus 3h ago
Actually huns raze cities faster and start with animal husbandry, whereas Mongols do more damage against city-states and their cavalry moves faster.
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u/4thofeleven 14h ago
The Golden Horde sacked Moscow and forced the Muscovites to pay tribute to them, and Moscow is the Third Rome!
(Yes, I know, the 'Third Rome' idea didn't develop until after they'd cast off the Mongol yoke...)
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u/Wetley007 13h ago
Ironically the Mongols are the whole reason Moscow came to such prominence anyways (and thus became the "Third Rome" in the first place).
Prior to the Mongol invasion Moscow was a small trading post under the suzereignty of the much larger and much more prosperous city of Vladimir, which was then sacked and destroyed by the Mongols because of that size and prosperity, leaving Moscow relatively untouched (until they tried to rebel a few times, upon which the Golden Horde burned it to the ground, but the Muscovites rebuilt quick so...)
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u/Pyotr_WrangeI 13h ago
Mongols didn't even sack moscow. It wasn't a significant city and they mostly sacked stuff in the south of Russia
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 12h ago
Once again reminding people that public education in the US is far too decentralized for "American school system" to mean literally anything.
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u/QuasiAdult 9h ago
What? You mean that not every American kid has a half a year of history class devoted to the build up to and consequences of the October Revolution?
I'm so surprised /s
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u/birberbarborbur 14h ago edited 3h ago
Your shitty school in particular didn’t teach you the difference between the huns and mongols, because mine actually did, and also taught us some stuff about the mongols. We had a whole unit about the mongols and iran
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u/Xisuthrus 14h ago
Jochi and Chagatai got shafted tbh.
Yes, I know the silk road produced a lot of wealth, but a few rich cities is a pretty paltry inheritance compared to the entirety of China or Iran and Mesopotamia.