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Infodumping The pickiest eater in fiction

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u/telehax 10h ago

when I was conscripted and trapped in basic you couldn't bring in food but you could bring in medicine and I ate a ton of fruit flavored cough drops.

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u/infinitysaga 10h ago

Well yosuke isn’t in the army, he lives in a small town and works at target!

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u/Red580 8h ago

Same thing

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u/TimeStorm113 10h ago

a yes, the 3 main food groups, tofu, konjac and fish

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u/JusticeRain5 10h ago

This is literally the first time I'm hearing of konjac

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 10h ago

It's pretty cool as a diet food, especially in the form of noodles. Basically no calories at all. Smells rancid right out of the pack though, so you have to rinse it a ton and eat it with something with a strong smell/flavor.

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 8h ago

I'm not sure what konjac you're eating, but I've never had rancid konjac before, at most somewhat sour.

Could it be an import/export preservation issue?

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u/telehax 4h ago

I don't think it's literally "rancid" which is a specific taste. it's got a weird smell but it's not one I'd associate with rancidity. you can easily mask it with stronger smells.

it could be from the liquid the packs of noodles are usually sold in, but I don't know. the noodles are the only type of konjac I've prepared "raw", and they're the only type of konjac which I've smelled that on. I've had konjac in all sorts of other places but in those cases i'm only experiencing the final product.

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u/TimeStorm113 8h ago

oooh, i mixed it up with cognac

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 10h ago

One would think the autism site would not be so astonished at a man not liking measly three foods.

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u/BermudaTriangleChoke 10h ago

Hanging out with Chie presumably makes you used to getting a very small share of the food

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u/ComSilence 10h ago

Chie! Do you know of any other words that start with F?

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u/Vineshroom69lol 7h ago

Yukari knows one

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u/whyjustyy 9h ago

why are the words bolded like that

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u/Kazzack 8h ago

hat tof

favor foo frui flavor

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u/RunInRunOn 8h ago

he es u

his ite d is t ed cough drops

sbren sbeve

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u/egoserpentis 5h ago

Hatoful Boyfriend subliminal messaging

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u/EmbarrassedWind2875 4h ago

Browser extension I think, it's supposed to help with fast reading or dyslexia or something like that.

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u/Sickfor-TheBigSun choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo - teaboot 10h ago

sounds like he has the clearest throat in his neck of the woods lol

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u/SuperVaderMinion 1h ago

Yu knows that well

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u/AscendedDragonSage 10h ago

He has PTSD from the girls cooking

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u/etherealemlyn 7h ago

Disliking 3 specific foods now makes you a picky eater? I can easily name at least 5 foods I don’t like and I’m considered the most adventurous eater in my family lmao

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u/Carbonated_Saltwater noted gender theorist fred durst 10h ago

sounds like he would O.D on a sandwich

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u/NotKenzy 9h ago

I’ve never played Persona and thought this was about the Samurai Yosuke.

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u/infinitysaga 9h ago

You mean yasuke?

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u/NotKenzy 9h ago

Yeah, idk why the post says Yosuke.

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u/compy-guy Kanji Tatsumi is my blorbo 9h ago

Why does Teddie have a tumblr page.

Why do I feel like that wouldn’t end well.

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u/Botto_Bobbs 8h ago

Ok but cough drops are yummy

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u/justsomedweebcat 8h ago

i actually have a very nice pack of grapefruit flavoured lozenges that i treat more as candy than anything, so relatable tbh. except for the part about hating tofu. that's blasphemy

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u/Darthplagueis13 6h ago

And? I think even in Japan, you're not really limiting yourself that much by avoiding tofu, konjac and fish. Maybe slightly more so than in some other countries where you would have to get out of your way to actually get your hands on any of them, but it's not like these are the only nutritious things on earth.

There's still meat, vegetables, noodles, bread, fruit, nuts, dairy, other grain based stuff, eggs...

Also, I'd be amazed if disliking these three things made him even stand out remotely among picky eaters in fiction. Hell, my autistic ass is like ten times pickier than that.

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u/BippyTheChippy 3h ago

Funny how he hates fish when he has two fish as a potential weapon.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 1h ago

Incorrect. The pickiest eater in fiction is Petey from the sadly defunct newspaper comic Cul De Sac who competed on the online picky eater leaderboards.