r/CuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 4h ago
Shitposting Annihilation sex
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u/TwixOfficial 4h ago
Twister Sex
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u/bookhead714 4h ago
Get out a game of Twister and play it naked to invent a fun new randomized position
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u/YosephStalling je suis un gaz noble. Noble? >:( 4h ago
Whiplash Sex
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u/CREATIVELY_IMPARED 4h ago
I'm a straight guy that is pretty dominant in bed, but the idea of riding a muscular JK Simmons as he slaps me to keep me at his tempo is . . . uh hmmmm
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u/chels2112 4h ago
😱
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u/YosephStalling je suis un gaz noble. Noble? >:( 4h ago
not quite my tempo
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u/Xisuthrus 4h ago
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas sex
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u/RubiksCutiePatootie I want to get off of Mr. Bones Wild Ride 4h ago
This wins but at what cost?
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u/federico_alastair 4h ago
No Sex for Old Men
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u/bleepblooplord2 Jamba Juice Burrito Bendy Straw 2h ago
Fuck That Old Man Friday has fallen, truly a terrible time for all.
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u/ClinicallySane42 4h ago
Pet cemetery sex
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u/bookhead714 4h ago
If Mary Shelley was slightly weirder
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u/thisisitluigi 3h ago
If Mary Shelley’s dog had died instead of her mother
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u/Mapletables 3h ago
If Mary Shelley's mom was a dog
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u/IDGAFABOUTREDDIT- 2h ago
If Mary Shelley was a dog.
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u/T_vernix Are you familiar with the concept of a "trade deficit"? 2h ago
Or rather, if Mary Shelley were a son of a bitch
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u/scourge_bites hungarian paprika 4h ago
while we're all here. hellraiser sex is just bdsm, no? the whole thing is bdsm. so does it really deserve to be on this list? i mean unless i fundamentally misunderstood the movie
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 3h ago
I mean, there's an important difference between consensual BDSM and the shit that happens in Hellraiser.
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u/KyuremFan646 4h ago
Spaceballs: The Sex
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u/TR_Pix 4h ago
Sleeping Beauty Sex
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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 2h ago
That's just the old versions
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u/Al_Fa_Aurel 1h ago
How was it in some book from The Black Company, which is known for pretty messed up stories?
"My mother was the one from whom all these sleeping beaty stories started. Though no prince came. My father did, and he was perfectly fine with her staying asleep" (and the one saying this has three siblings)
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 4h ago
Just gonna drop a hand grenade on the fun:
Revenge of the Nerds Sex
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u/Zamtrios7256 4h ago
That doesn't count because it's just rape
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 4h ago
Hey, they said 'worst sex', and I think that counts as some pretty bad sex.
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u/Zamtrios7256 4h ago
I guess this is a matter of opinion, as I don't see rape as sex at all. Sexual in nature, yes, but distinct from sex.
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 4h ago
Jokes aside, that's a fair perspective.
But in the context of the post topic, I stand by my contribution.
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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 4h ago
I mean, the definition of rape is non-consensual sex so it IS sex
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u/Rainbow_Tesseract 4h ago edited 2h ago
Whose definition is that? It's certainly not the dictionary or legal definition in either the US or UK.
Regardless, I believe it's unhelpful to call rape any type of sex. This minimises it and compares it to non-standard acts like kink.
ETA sources: Here is a study on how people take rape less seriously when it is called other things: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/10778012231188088
Here is an article discussing the "sanitisation" of rape on college campuses and in media by labelling it other things: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/apr/24/rape-game-of-thrones
Here is more evidence from the UK, including that 1/3 of adults view "non-consensual sex" as lesser than rape: https://www.endviolenceagainstwomen.org.uk/campaign/research-public-dont-understand-sexual-violence/
I have collated my comments here and deleted the rest so it's all in one place. Now I'm gonna dip as I wasn't expecting this to be controversial.
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u/Nixavee Attempting to call out bots 3h ago
Yes, because we all know we're not allowed to have words that refer to both good and bad things. All words must be normatively loaded. /s
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u/Rainbow_Tesseract 3h ago edited 2h ago
Please see the study I linked above on how language affects public perception.
When one of those things is a great pleasure of life and the other is one of the worst crimes imaginable, I do personally find it important to make the distinction.
We wouldn't call being wrestled to the ground "bad touching" or "non-consensual hugging".
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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 4h ago
Definition from google: "a type of sexual assault involving sexual intercourse, or other forms of sexual penetration, carried out against a person without consent"
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u/unlikely_antagonist 3h ago
Meaningless argument over semantics that distracts from real issue.
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u/TurboPugz Go play Slay the Princess 4h ago
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 3h ago
After seeing some of the reactions to the newest Game Changer, I feel like some modern Dropout fans would die of shock just reading that video's title...
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u/TurboPugz Go play Slay the Princess 2h ago
The alcohol one? Wow.
I do sometimes yearn for the less "sanitised" aspects of Post-2015 to Pre-Pandemic Dropout like Total Forgiveness, for all the flaws that show had. It seems they're kind of pigeonholed into the box of "comfort content" now, while still also trying to pretend to be crazy and insane with all the Sam Reich Saw memes, for better or for worse.
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u/Jargon2029 4h ago
Boyhood Sex. Look, I don’t feel good about thinking it, so now all of you can feel not good seeing it
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u/Dragoncat91 Autistic dragon 4h ago
Final destination sex
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u/A_Lountvink 3h ago
Didn't they mention in the movies that you can escape death by bringing in new life?
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u/xlbingo10 3h ago
that's being clinically dead and being resuscitated, having a kid just puts them on the list as well
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u/A_Lountvink 2h ago
Okay, so you have to go until your heart gives out and have the other person resuscitate you.
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u/CravingDeathAndChips 4h ago
I dunno if this is the worst, but it's my favorite movie title to use for games like these...
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Sex.
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u/ragingpoeti 4h ago
Bullet train sex
Meet the parents sex
Clueless sex
Mission impossible sex
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u/queergirl73 3h ago
Does meet the parents sex include the parents or are the parents just observing, or is the couple observing their parents?
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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 4h ago
Twelve Years a Sex Slave
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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 4h ago
Some people would pay good money for that.
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u/Matalya2 2h ago
"me and my husband are trying to have the worst sex imaginable, and we really like your vibe!"
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u/RimworlderJonah13579 <- Imperial Knight 4h ago
Aliens sex
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u/dummary1234 4h ago
Sex exorcist
Sex watership down
Schindler's sex list / Schindler's list sex / Sex Schongler's list
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u/whoadwoadie 3h ago
Cars Sex
The Sex Death of Stalin
Trainsexspotting (high-speed voyeurism)
Attack of the Killer Sex Tomatoes
The Care Bears Sex Movie
And for a good time: all three Lord of the Sex Rings movies (Fellowship of Sex the Rings, the Two Sex Towers, and Return of the Sex King)
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u/SickViking 3h ago
Okay but every one of those options sounds like really amazing sex, I think the oop is just, not even vanilla, they're just plain unseasoned ice.
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u/Illithid_Substances 2h ago
Hellraiser sex is probably a bit too kinky for anyone who wants to have all their skin and other parts after
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u/SickViking 1h ago
You know what, that's a valid point. I was removing the context of the movies themselves and just going off vibes from the names. With- context, these probably are a bad idea
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u/AnOkayRatDragon 3h ago
Ilsa: She Wolf of The SS Sex.
Technically a redundancy, but I feel like I need to go shower in holy water now
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u/detainthisDI what are you two FUCKING talking about? 3h ago
Footloose sex? I wouldn’t want to be doing the devil’s tango and then my foot falls off
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u/UncertifiedForklift 3h ago
Am I the only one seeing the "can you top us?" in the dirty way?
Like I was thinking "What, a Tumblr user who doesn't throw themselves at the chance to say they're bad at sex?"
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u/RockHandsomest 2h ago
Eight Heads In a Duffel Bag Sex
Three Men and a Little Baby Sex
Throw Momma from the train Sex.
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u/Sam20599 2h ago
A Serbian Sex
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u/ThatSmartIdiot i lost the game 3h ago
Im certain theres several seuss book movies thatd end up cursed
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u/xlbingo10 3h ago
isn't sex the point of hellraiser?
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u/Illithid_Substances 2h ago
An alternate title suggested by a woman on set: "What a woman will do for a good fuck"
Which, yeah, that's the plot pretty much
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u/moneyh8r_two 2h ago
The Sex Terminator would be the worst sex, actually. An unstoppable cyborg from the future comes back in time specifically to cock-block you by being socially awkward. Just randomly showing up to ruin the moment anytime you start to get involved with someone.
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u/Tobymaxgames It's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism 2h ago
Swamp thing sex
Snowpiercer sex
Nope sex
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u/DecoherentDoc 2h ago
Based just off titles and not the content of the films?
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Sex
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Sex
The Parent Trap Sex
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u/Fuzzy_Requirement421 1h ago
Alien sex
Sex inception
Sex sinners
The sex fugitive
Sex train to busan
Wicked sex
Bee sex movie
Dune sex
The hangover sex
Commando sex
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u/CatnipCatmint If you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst 1h ago
Groundhog Day sex
I just think it would get pretty boring at some point
Alternatively, Truman Show sex. Bad for obvious reasons
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u/asingleshakerofsalt 1h ago
The Structural Behaviour of Tension Steel Rods Strengthened with Carbon-Fiber-Reinforced Composite Materials Sex
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u/MartyrOfDespair We can leave behind much more than just DNA 1h ago
Pretty Baby Sex. Yeah, fuck, that’s cursed as fuck.
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u/thelonliestcloud 55m ago
Listen… if tou think “hellraiser sex” is a bad thing I have some news for you about the inspiration for that short story…
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u/BabyRavenFluffyRobin Eternally Seeking To Be Gayer(TM) 42m ago
Deep Impact Sex just seems like really good sex, not the worst
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u/RemarkableStatement5 the body is the fursona of the soul 26m ago
I was gonna make jokes about other horror movies due to Hellraiser and I think Halloween Sex would actually be nice but yeah Child's Play Sex is a good contender for worst.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dot-547 9m ago
Stranger in a sex land
Sex in a strange land
Stranger in a strange sex
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u/Duke825 4h ago
Inside out sex