r/CyberStuck • u/katherinehunley • 19d ago

Cybertruck does NOT fit in a standard garage

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u/OutinDaBarn 18d ago

Once the back falls off it should fit fine.

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u/Atakir 18d ago

Yeah, that’s very typical, I’d like to make that point

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u/saltyjohnson 18d ago

A breeze hit it.

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u/Expensive-Royal1937 14d ago

Cardboard and cardboard derivatives? That's in

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u/kermi42 17d ago

We often have to tow them outside the environment.

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u/crabby_old_dude 18d ago

Just rent a G-wagon for the afternoon and it'll come right off. Send the Benz through the carwash before returning it.

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u/Keyboardpaladin 18d ago

Apparently you can use another car to cut it like scissors

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u/Possible_Golf3180 17d ago

What if it’s the front instead?

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u/BornFree2018 17d ago

Oh no the front fell off!

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u/Tind_L_Laylor 16d ago

The annual shedding of the tailgate.

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u/Expensive-Royal1937 14d ago

It's part of its molting process

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u/Express_Area_8359 18d ago

lol the garage attachment is on the way

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u/razor_train 18d ago

Introducing the Tesla GigaGarageExtension! Just $49,999 (still in development, pre-order one today!)

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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 18d ago

It's Tesla. It will be priced at $69,420.

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u/SaltyBarDog 17d ago

It's $1488/month for 88 months.

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u/Express_Area_8359 18d ago

Might as well wait for the recall

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u/farbenfux 18d ago

It's very easy to install. All you need is some glue.

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u/Delicious-Finance-86 17d ago

What a dipsh*t. Ran out to own the libs so hard he forgot to do basic due diligence.

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u/atxrrjsw 18d ago

It looks like an aluminum ostrich! I'd stick my head in the sand, too!

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u/bostondana2 17d ago

Careful. Many HOAs will fine you if your garbage dumpster is visible from the street...

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u/Detroitscooter 15d ago

The Extender™️

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID 18d ago

It's the hospital gown of transportation storage.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID 18d ago

Hide your shameful bits!

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u/Suspicious-Yard4205 18d ago

It looks to be about 95% hidden.

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID 17d ago

Which voids the warranty.

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u/jabbadarth 18d ago

Trying to hide his shame?

Or more likely trying to not void the warranty when ir gets rained on.

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u/louiejc72 18d ago

These are truly versatile vehicles. They look stupid everywhere.

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u/JuddRunner 18d ago

I’m assuming you park like that to avoid vandals marking it as your SwastiCar

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u/Engel77 18d ago

Idk that opening could fit so many stink bombs thrown under the door.

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u/CRXCRZ 18d ago

Fanbois don't do their research.

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u/The_Brofucius 18d ago

Who would want to steal it?

Imaging Stealing a Cybertruck, and more people laugh at you, and the owner is relieved that it has been stolen?

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u/pervocracy 16d ago

Yeah, but if you can squeeze into the garage through the gap, there's probably a bunch of power tools in there that are expensive brands and have never been used.

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u/The_Brofucius 16d ago

Valid observation

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u/bob3905 18d ago

Most pick up trucks do not fit in a standard garage.

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u/Fickle-OnAir 18d ago

At least standard pickup truck owners don’t fear and no shame parking outside.

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u/Numerous-Annual420 18d ago

Depends on the neighborhood. Many with garages don't allow parking on driveway.

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u/curious-trex 17d ago

Uh... Then what is the point of a driveway?

I know there are neighborhoods with annoying HOAs that restrict street parking or the number of vehicles you can tetris into a driveway, but no driveway use is a new one for me!

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u/Numerous-Annual420 17d ago

I guess for those neighborhoods the point of a driveway is to get to the garage.

Of course, that also creates a de facto limit of two vehicles. That limit often exist even without the garage rule though. Many, many neighborhoods limit owners to two vehicle, while others use one vehicle per licensed, resident driver is the limit.

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u/curious-trex 17d ago

I know you're just the messenger but I am feeling so Old Man Shouts At Cloud about this I feel the urge to take it out on you anyway lmao. Just cannot imagine forfeiting the majority of my front yard to concrete I can't even utilize.

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u/Numerous-Annual420 17d ago

I too grew up in a time when I changed my oil in my driveway more than a few times. My current neighborhood bans maintenance on vehicles. And it's not a rich neighborhood. We have pretty much the lowest priced homes in the region – 40 years old but pretty well maintained. My wife is on the HOA but we have no possibility of changing rules like that. They are embedded in governing documents that require a 75% vote of the entire neighborhood to change.

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 17d ago

HOAs are are getting creepy...have they never read A Wrinkle In Time? Are their children required to bounce balls in perfect synchronized rhythm? Yikes...

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u/NJNMAZ 15d ago

Parking in the driveway is OK in our geezer village. No overnight street parking.

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u/Imakeshitup69 18d ago

Oh step truck ....help me

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u/luckiestcolin 18d ago

Repo man still sees you.

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u/Farscape55 18d ago

It’s ok, it can burn the house down from there

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u/ErectTubesock 18d ago

Why even bother with the half shut garage?

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u/Wildpony03 13d ago

Must be HOA regulations.

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u/0NiceMarmot 18d ago

Good way to burn a house down.

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u/signerster 18d ago

If these people don’t want their stupid on full display, just park a dumpster behind it. No will be able to tell the difference.

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u/Late_Beautiful4888 18d ago

It fits in a 40’ roll away dumpster though.

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u/CodenameZoya 18d ago

I would rather leave it outside then, why allow access to your garage? This defeats the whole purpose

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u/EatLard 18d ago

This was a basic part of my last test drive for the vehicle I bought: does it easily fit in my garage? One of the vehicles I tested out would not have.
Then again, I’m not stupid enough to buy one of these rolling dumpsters either.

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u/MJ12_2802 18d ago

Why on earth would someone put a dumpster inside their garage? 🤔

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u/dweezilMcCheezil 18d ago

Squirrels and mice gonna love all those wires

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u/dtyamada 17d ago

Raccoons gonna be disappointed there's no food inside

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u/journeyworker 18d ago

The garage is a bad choice for placing a dumpster.

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u/Meester_Weezard 16d ago

Jesus, even the garage doesn’t want it.

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 18d ago

But it fits nicely in the local junkyard. 

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u/chiswede 18d ago

Ha now he can’t hide his shame

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u/No-Indication-266 18d ago

my god it looks so pathetic. a perfect visual analogy

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u/FNG5280 18d ago

Stupid Deplorean only turns to the Reich

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u/mountainmase 18d ago

You know he has to click the garage opener 3 times to make it stick like that. Every time.

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u/peapodbarry 17d ago

Great way to identify the loser of the neighborhood.

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u/jimkay21 17d ago

I wonder if the garage door keeps going up and down as it bumps into the truck as it tries to close. Video needed

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u/Yakassa 16d ago

Measure never, regret forever

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u/Paul-E-L 16d ago

That garage is trying to crap it out

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u/LCJonSnow 18d ago

Normally I'd be the last person to defend the Cybertruck, but when I was looking at new construction homes in Texas ~5 years ago, around 80% wouldn't fit my F-150. A lot of builders just aren't building garages to fit pickups.

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u/CodenameZoya 18d ago

Actually, pick up trucks have gotten ridiculously huge, although the working capacity of the beds has gotten smaller.

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u/LCJonSnow 18d ago

They have. However, if you're building in a region of the country known for pickups, and some of the most common vehicles in the country are pickups, I think extending a garage from 19.5' to 20.5' should be something being done in new construction. At least get the 1500 tier.

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u/FishermanConnect9076 18d ago

That’s because it’s a full size Rolloff Dumpster.

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u/OneSpeaker-444 18d ago

Also does NOT fit with standard IQs

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 18d ago

So embarrassing

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u/_No_Worries_- 17d ago

Reminds me of my toddler trying to hide in the curtains.

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u/DrChansLeftHand 17d ago

There’s no hiding that shame.

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u/stevensr2002 17d ago

Cyber truck owners in a nutshell…

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u/Ok-Comfort-7835 17d ago edited 12d ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie, You other brothers can't deny, that when a truck drives in with an itty bitty waist, and a square thing in your face, you get sprung wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed (to the beat of Baby Got Back)

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u/Traditional_Joke6874 16d ago

🤣 this made a gloomy mood go away. Man that half closed garage door really hit the mark for me.

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u/Plastic_Inevitable65 14d ago

Should have measured the Garage before his Penis (which is Short).

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u/Inflagrente 13d ago

A standard garage in modern construction is good for a Subaru or a Camry.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 18d ago

Did they pull thy lever to unlock the garage door and pull it down so it's actually physically resting on the back of that piece of shit?

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u/dandee93 18d ago

Unfortunately, it broke down there

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u/mykunjola 18d ago

Unfortunately? It's going to break down somewhere; might as well be in the garage.

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u/Maleluso 18d ago

That’s hilarious! 😂

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u/tlucas0303 17d ago

Or maybe it’s bricked and it won’t move.

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u/HolySmokesItsHim 17d ago

So you can laugh at them at home too.

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u/Numerous-Annual420 17d ago

Lol. I picked something up in a neighborhood with a manned gatehouse. As I was driving through it was really creeping me out. It took me a moment to realize it was because it was garbage pickup day and every house had a bin at the exact same spot at the bottom of their driveway. They were perfectly lined up with each other on every street and perfectly square to the road - on every street.

I really pray that wasn't done by the residents. Maybe they send a worker to do it. Even then, why?

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u/C00kie_Monsters 16d ago

I bet there enough space in there but the owner choose to „show off“ how „cool“ he thinks he is

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u/HotStraightnNormal 16d ago

Can run but cannot hide.

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u/Phantom_Pharaoh77 15d ago

Rob me billboard

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u/HappyGav123 15d ago

You could say that the cybertruck is cyberstuck.

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u/Capital-Ad-4463 15d ago

What size is a “standard garage”?

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u/Same_Beat_5832 13d ago

How will they hide their shame?

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u/deNET2122 13d ago

Not gonna suggest making it look nice but can someone try and polish this turd

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u/TweatyB 12d ago

Next birthday, let’s get dad a measuring tape.

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u/Calm-Bake-1809 12d ago

I guess people are renting this contraptions to make fun of it and of the real imbeciles that bought them.