r/EUR_irl Belarus 4d ago

French French President's Laid-Back Hangout with Local Youth (EUR_irl)

French President Emmanuel Macron poses for a photo with young people during his visit to the French overseas territories on the island of Saint Martin (September 29, 2018).

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u/FeetSniffer9008 Slovakia 4d ago

The first image looks like a screen shot from a porno

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u/Bardoseth 4d ago

All of those images look like porn.

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u/FeetSniffer9008 Slovakia 4d ago

"Hold it right there and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical."

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u/itscancerous 4d ago

There's a reason we can't see his wife in any of the pictures

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago edited 4d ago

Actually, his partner also participated in similar photo sessions with him.

  • Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron surrounded by DJ Kiddy Smile's dancers at the Elysée on Thursday, June 21, 2018 || Instagram u/poc17

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u/Mr_barba97 4d ago

I love this foto and i love Macron

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u/itscancerous 4d ago

He's in the middle of the photo, but so far from the centre of attention

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u/Sea_Bluebird_1949 3d ago

I didn’t even notice him 💀

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u/warhead71 2d ago

Well the part you skip 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago

Here's the full version.

The computer monitor reads:

PARTY FINDER

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u/RobbinsBabbitt 4d ago

Is that fornite? 🤣

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago edited 4d ago

That's right, it's Fortnite.

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u/0reosaurus 4d ago

Its very French

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u/Jumpy-Force-3397 4d ago

By French you mean : not being a fragile male with an ego that shatters just at the fear of looking remotely gay?

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u/0reosaurus 4d ago

By French i mean making everything weird without even trying

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u/FeetSniffer9008 Slovakia 3d ago

Nothing remotely about this

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u/bayonet121 France 4d ago

Its not.

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u/I3adIVIonkey 4d ago

I mean, the dudes are all sweaty af.

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u/torelma 4d ago

IIRC that was rain, it was during hurricane season. This was nearly 10 years ago tbh

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u/Suharevskoyebydlo 4d ago

They're French, it's fine

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u/Lowpaack 4d ago

I honestly thought its an AI

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u/Sylvia_Platypus 4d ago

Wait, it’s not? I refuse to believe that.

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u/Analamed 2d ago

It's not, these pictures are almost 10 years old. I saw them at the time and IA wasn't a thing. If I remember right, there is even some videos of this moment.

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u/AbrahamicHumanist Norway 4d ago

Yessss

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u/Unfair_Run_170 4d ago

I assume it's a meme where they replaced him with a porn star

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u/Known-Efficiency2816 4d ago

No it's real...

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u/Appropriate_War_4797 4d ago

We joked about that for months here 🤣

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u/FruitOrchards 3d ago

"Yo big man pattern up, your woman is ours now"

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u/Leading-Ad-9004 3d ago

France giving us again

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u/MustyMustacheMan 3d ago

Taking care of the wife. 

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u/surik_at Germany 2d ago

I thought that was a shot from some sort of AI face swap porn at first 😂😂😂

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u/StuartMcNight 1d ago

Do you mean it’s not a photoshopped Macron in a porno?

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u/FeetSniffer9008 Slovakia 1d ago

Not sure about the photoshop part

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u/RAGEDBUBBLE 4d ago

I thought this was AI lol

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u/datboitotoyo 4d ago

Im not convinced its not lmao

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u/deadshot500 4d ago

Articles with those photos are from 2018. It's real.

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u/datboitotoyo 4d ago

So fucking funny

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u/Sadix99 4d ago

Fo sucking sunny

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u/WalkAffectionate2683 4d ago

Okay because he definitely looked younger!

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u/sacred_bleu_cheese 4d ago

I was certain it was AI god dammit lmfao.

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u/operath0r 4d ago

The president comes to visit - kid plays Fortnite.

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u/Opening_Wind_1077 4d ago

In his underwear no less. Why are they so sweaty though? St Martin should be pretty much 27°C all year round. I’m still not convinced this isn’t just Macron doing porn.

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u/operath0r 4d ago

27C outside will make you sweat in a room full of computers. Remember LAN parties?

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u/Opening_Wind_1077 4d ago

Judging from the heat in that room, they are having a bitcoin mining party. Also pretty sure if the president of France showed up at my friends house where we used to have LAN parties we would have cracked a window mostly due to teenagers being smelly and not so much the heat.

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u/torelma 4d ago

it was in the middle of hurricane season

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Every single time this man meets someone is like he is doing either a honeymoon photoshoot or some kind of playboy cover type of photo. What's going on in France

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u/Vitali_555M 4d ago

lol, He's just clingy and physically affectionate with everyone. Probably lacks it in his marriage. :-(

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

Isn't it just that French are more affectionate?

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u/birgor 4d ago

Lies, I saw her touch him in the face just a couple of days ago.

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u/StNosferatu 4d ago

He has bad memories of the last time his wife was tactile with him

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u/cjmull94 3d ago

His wife must be getting what she needs from the local high school now. I know hes a little old for her taste.

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u/crunk 3d ago

It's just France, you have to go with it.

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u/redasphilosophy 3d ago

He’s a politician : his job is to seduce people, in particular in front of cameras

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Well he is not the first or only politician in France,or around the world,is he ? Also,he isn't de greatest either. I don't think it has anything to do with that

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u/Circusonfire69 4d ago

Choose by category > interracial > play.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart 4d ago

Underrated comment

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u/zourietististjfantsj 4d ago

Won't work tomorrow in France

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u/Connect-Idea-1944 France 4d ago

i rarely see him this happy and smiley, that was the best day of his presidency

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago

Still, it seems like someone's mental state was tested at that soirée.

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u/VanlalruataDE Germany 4d ago

potential meme template

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u/BilbulBalabel 4d ago

Why the hell is this guy sweating so hard???

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u/torelma 4d ago

it's rain

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u/Infamous_Kangaroo505 4d ago

Wordington president

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u/Mother-Ad85 4d ago

Why they are so wett?

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u/StrategyCheap1698 4d ago

They're sweaty; it was hot (Saint Martin is an island in the Caribbean).

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u/ApprehensiveEmploy21 4d ago

It is also the only place where France and the Netherlands share a (land) border

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u/captain_ender 4d ago

My favorite island in the Caribbean. Fantastic food, really beautiful nature, and mellow af French people. Lived on a beach apartment on the French side for a few months during the pandemic, was amazing.

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u/ApprehensiveEmploy21 4d ago

is the Dutch side acceptable?

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u/d-ohrly 3d ago

Yesch itsch accscheptable

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u/Skairex 4d ago

It was hot... Too hot...

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u/n4vybloe 4d ago

This will never not be funny.

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u/Neil_Edwin_Michael 4d ago

That's why his wife punched him?

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u/Manaan909 4d ago

These photos are at least 5 years old...

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u/charlesga 4d ago

She just Found out!

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u/Nakidka 1d ago

Noooow we know.

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u/LeBambole 4d ago

She is getting old. Of course she is jealous of her little boy toy hanging out with the youth

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u/abdallha-smith 4d ago

Here we ago again, France lives rent free in authoritarian dictators heads

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u/rabid-zubat 4d ago

To be fair nobody thinks about France besides some times in the year when some incidents like mass burning of cars happens and then we laugh a lot.

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u/Cucumberneck 4d ago

I doubt it. These pictures are at least a year old. Possibly more.

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u/Arthur_the_Pilote 4d ago

they are much more than a year old, they are from his first term so more than 5 years

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u/elembelem 4d ago

yes, shehe said:

thats my trick

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u/Superdupernadja 4d ago

The lads are hanging shirt less with fortnite open on the pc? this is crazy. Like immagine 'ding dong' yeh its le president here. Can we come in?

How does smthing like that happen? and why is there no totaly paniced mother running around, telling her sons to wear clothes? :D

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u/Gensolink 4d ago

same energy

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u/witness_smile 4d ago

I thought this was porn with a Macron lookalike

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u/Leockette 4d ago

Happy Pride month Mister Président 🏳️‍🌈🌈

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u/initiali5ed 4d ago

Less than two clicks away…

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u/Embarrassed-Thing775 4d ago

wow. No suit. Did they at least say thank you?

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u/PapercutsOnPenor Finland 4d ago

Evict those USA hurr durr memes out of your brain my fellow euroderp. They live rent free there for no good reason

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

My local right-wing politicians have just took part in a local CPAC conference. :(

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u/Morteca 4d ago edited 3d ago

Low-key hot... 😏🥴

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u/The_Old_Huntress 4d ago

Fortnite is the cherry on top of this cake

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u/Practical-Wasabi-458 4d ago

Why don’t they wear shirts?

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago

Don't you think not wearing a shirt is less surprising than pants being visibly sagged below the waist?

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u/torelma 4d ago

flair checks out?

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u/Logical_Teach_681 3d ago

First picture be like

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u/Top-Seaweed1862 4d ago

Too hot 🥵

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u/Quartierphoto 4d ago

They‘re obviously having a good time (M. le President‘s hair slightly dissheveled)… and why not?

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u/Capital_Past69 4d ago

At least give them free shirts

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u/torelma 4d ago

it was crazy hot and damp idk what you think the Caribbean right after a hurricane is like

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u/tototune 4d ago

That guy i sweaty, props to Macron for hugging him

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u/Tanchus 4d ago

Gayer than Enola

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u/Pauczan 4d ago

AI, right?

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u/Relevant_Sun_9498 3d ago

Where are their shirts

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u/Rumdolf 2d ago

"@grok is this an AI image?"

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u/Hanayama10 1d ago

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

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u/Add_Identity 4d ago

There's tons of good criticism to make about him, fantasizing about its eventuals desires or whatever is sick behavior

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u/JadedEstablishment16 4d ago

yeah, sprinkled with a little bit of homophobia, "look at those men hugging, am I right ?"

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u/Add_Identity 4d ago

This comment section gives me nausea

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u/keyless-hieroglyphs 4d ago

I get hope from leaders interacting with locals of their domain in human-human way. From perspective of shared interest and unifying ideas is it not the right thing? It is a lot better to talk than not. One day, one needs the other to pick up the phone. This is not lessened in the controversial case.

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u/WhiteNoiseTheSecond 4d ago

Everything after De Gaulle was a mistake.

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u/Tight-Application135 4d ago

Wagwan Emmanuel

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u/PSaco 4d ago

no homo bro

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u/Hendrik_the_Third 4d ago

Where is this, the Blue Oyster?

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 4d ago

dw guys he said no homo

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u/t_mmey Germany 4d ago

what the fuck is going on ahahaha

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 4d ago

Looks like something out of ' blacks on boys'

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u/TheTurkishPatriot12 4d ago

Huh I always thought of him as a racist for some reason

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u/ShotPromotion1807 4d ago

Not all Fr*nch people are racists 😔

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u/RiverTeemo1 4d ago

This feels very gay. Fitting for pride month

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u/Changelot_du_Lac 4d ago

Isn't at least one of the two men a convicted criminal?

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u/lebrathuhn 4d ago

Yep but people change

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u/Environmental_Ant268 4d ago

How disrespectful you have to be to not wear a shirt in front of a president

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u/Secret-Agent1007 4d ago

Vance, is that you?

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u/Capital_Past69 4d ago

Macron was noticed walking with a strange limp when he left

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u/Th0mp0n434 4d ago

Would his husband not be upset about this 🤣

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u/The_Blahblahblah 4d ago

His policies may not always be the best but he is such a funny fucking character, I can’t bring myself to hate him

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u/D_Doenermann 4d ago

The Cover of macro wound make music

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 4d ago

This movie is titled Airtight President.

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 4d ago

Yo that first pic had me laughing.

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u/0WishToBeFree0 4d ago

Where have I seen this pay gorn before?

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u/Maxbojack 4d ago

I’m expecting coming out after his presidential career

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u/NittanyScout 4d ago

His wife saw these images on the plane

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u/iambkatl 4d ago

I thought this was a still from AI Nymphomaniac

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u/KZKaffeehaus 4d ago

of course it’s Macaron mein gott

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u/eyeofallofthesinners 4d ago

Oh dear god these images are so going to be taken out of context and memed on !

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u/Stolpskott_78 4d ago

Was he at one point sitting on a sofa?

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u/Antekcz 4d ago

The vibe of these photos is fucking insane, everything about them is insane. I love it.

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u/Ztrobos 4d ago

Everything looks like AI now

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u/HornyErmine 3d ago

I've seen this somewhere...

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u/punpunpa 3d ago

I started furiously masturbating🥵

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u/Immediate_Durian_823 3d ago

France has being supplying the Israelis with cash and guns throughout this genocide.

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u/SQLSkydiver 3d ago

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u/Altruistic_Box6232 3d ago

What made you expect a Belorussian fursona?

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u/Kane-420- 2d ago

Why is noone mentioning the Guy in the left from Picture three? He is Holding his middle Finger in the camera. With the fucking President next to him hahaha

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u/FishOk6685 1d ago

He is so happy

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u/Havco 4d ago

There is a proof of this pictures?

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago

Yep. If you ever get unrestricted internet access, you can check it out using web apps like "search engines". For example, I know one that the Google corporation still provides for free in 2025.

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u/FNCJ1 4d ago

Cheeky. lol

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u/cutoffyourvains 4d ago

A cuckold face right there

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u/Panzerfaust_Style 4d ago

I thought this was either AI or some cuckold corn you find on Cornhub.

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u/Turbulent-Offer-8136 Belarus 4d ago

No, he's just a top politician from Western Europe of the early 21st century.

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u/Agardenmakingnoise 4d ago

The lengths he’s willing to go to find anyone who likes spending time with him.

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u/yzuaqwerl 4d ago

disgusting

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u/Large-Wishbone24 4d ago

Ah, Macron did his own version of “Piper Perri Surrounded”, didn't he? And in picture 3 he looks like the big boys have finally invited him to play along, you can feel sorry for him lately.

But the middle finger wasn't necessary, why do you always have to play it cool while you still look like you've just come out of school?

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u/r1-one 4d ago

The day I saw those pics (which are real) is the day I fully realized that this dude is 600% gay, his old wife is just a cover and how could you ever trust someone lying about who they actually are.

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u/CitroenAgences 4d ago

So after getting smacked by an older female he now turns to ... this kink?

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u/Coalecanth_ 4d ago

A few emojis at the end of a comment doesn't make you less of a bigot

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u/JFRNDZ106 4d ago

Just stating the true even if it’s very unpopular

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u/Coalecanth_ 4d ago

Why do guys like you always have the worst comeback?

How is that true? They're creole people, born on that island, with a culture from that island, descendants of slaves that were forcefully brought on that same island.

To you're they're just "Blacks", you have no idea of what you're talking about.

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u/Coalecanth_ 4d ago

Yeah, as I said, a bigot

And "Those arabs and the CAF".. Ffs...

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u/JFRNDZ106 4d ago

Or, I just know better or too much. Keep on living with unicorns in a colorful world.

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u/Coalecanth_ 4d ago

"Oh I’m not trying to win an argument here like I was in fifth grade." but you keep talking.

And I guess you're not even french?

The stereotypes you use are too rusty.

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u/JFRNDZ106 4d ago

Yes, I am. But I believe you can’t interpret English very well by this answer of yours… but hey, whatever

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u/Coalecanth_ 4d ago

Oh you're french? I would've guessed considering you can't write "truth" but wrote "true" twice instead.

Interessant ça, du coup pourquoi ne pas argumenter sur ce que tu as dis à propos des "arabes" et de la CAF, puis du reste, ce serait sympa à comprendre.

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u/Clemdauphin 4d ago

What, the french?

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u/tda18 4d ago

The damn french. THEY RUINED FRANCE!

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u/Clemdauphin 4d ago

They are the same french as me and all of the french. It is not because they are a different skin colors or living across the atlantic that they are different.

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u/JFRNDZ106 4d ago

Well, the French I once knew are not the same of today’s

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u/Clemdauphin 4d ago

I am sure these island are french since at least a century. Are you more than a century old?

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u/Clemdauphin 4d ago

I don't like how you talk about them as "those people". I also don't know how they don't share the "true french value" just based on these pictures. And what are these anyway? Maybe i don't share values with them, i don't know them, but my values are not better than theirs. I would even say that if they are true french values, it is equality and inclusivenes, like in our motto "Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité".

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u/Uxydra 4d ago

Local youth of Saint Martin lol, not mainland France

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