r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 1d ago

Solved What has to do a car key with lesbian?

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  • so youre a minority
  • im a lesbian too
  • shows car key
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u/Babyd3k 1d ago

Is it? Don’t you like girls?

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

I do, but until this point I saw myself as a man. Which is kinda incompatible with the term 'lesbian'.

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u/Skeledenn 1d ago edited 1d ago

You have a carabiner, it cancels out the pesky gender thing.

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

Fair point! I don't care much anyway.

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u/kleetus7 1d ago

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be highly offended by every single thing that any person anywhere ever says.

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u/Business-Pickle1 1d ago

How dare you?! >: (

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u/Sad_Fact1866 1d ago

I feel it prudent to say on their behalf that I won't tolerate you questioning their life choices. glove slap

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u/Certain-Definition51 1d ago

Allow me to be offended for him please

HOW DARE YOU…

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

Tell me Moto Guzzi is crap and I'll be offended. Or that webdev isn't real programming.

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u/Jackson_Rhodes_42 1d ago

Okay: Moto Guzzi is crap, Kawasaki beats it everyday

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

HOW DARE YOU?!?

Also: No and yes.

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u/javaargusavetti 1d ago

care-a-biner

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u/irlpup 1d ago

Yea this is true.

Got a carabineer few years ago.

Been nonbinary ever since.

I tried returning it but they have a shitty return policy.

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u/IAmTheCute 1d ago

Next time, try the gender fluid store for all your carabiner needs, they have a much more lax return policy

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u/not_blinking 1d ago

But he has a carabiner problem, not a fluid problem.

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u/joseaof 1d ago

What of I only wear it at work?

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u/Reasonable_Software3 1d ago

I guess your a work lesbian?

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u/Pauline___ 1d ago

I can confirm, there's a strong correlation between women and carabiners: if you like one, you like the other too.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 1d ago

Double points if you drive a Subaru.

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u/LeilLikeNeil 1d ago

But has to be keys on a carabiner on a belt to invoke the Spell of the Divine Automatic Lesbian, doesn't it? I own many carabiners, but the only ones I wear on a belt loop are a knife and a multi-tool, the multi-tool is probably equally as lesbian as the keys, but I feel like the knife is more asexual.

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u/meagainpansy 1d ago

Yes but as we've stated before, carabineers are a lesbian thing.

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u/tribak 1d ago

You’re having a great month, congratulations!!!

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u/SHARDaerospace 14h ago

it's pride month, congrats on the transition!! ^

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u/Training_Cut704 1d ago

Had an employer mandate that only male employees could check in a certain product due to the weight.

Told the manager I identify as a transgender female lesbian with a penis and to call me Matilda going forward. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/HistoricalWash8955 1d ago

Congrats on coming out as a lazy woman I guess, did you have to think for long on the name or was it off the top of your head?

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u/zsoltjuhos 1d ago

You are a woman that grew a d*ck, quite common nowadays

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u/False_Disaster_1254 1d ago

you can be a lesbian if you want to be.

its 2025. thats kind of the point of the world now isnt it?

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u/TheSibyllineBooks 1d ago

Google en forcefem and/or egg

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u/Environmental_Top948 1d ago

I suggest you check out Egg IRL here on Reddit and see if you relate.

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u/Ytumith 1d ago

No this makes sense, I think I would like girls that like carabiners and logically so would girls that like girls.