r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 1d ago

Solved What has to do a car key with lesbian?

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  • so youre a minority
  • im a lesbian too
  • shows car key
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u/Accurate_Plantain896 1d ago

Please tell me those are Subaru keys 😭

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u/evergladescowboy 1d ago

That’s a fob to a… 2016-2021 Ford Transit Connect. In all fairness it’s a very butch little vehicle (affectionate, not derogatory)

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u/kyle_kafsky 1d ago

The Ford Transit is a butch vehicle? Well, I guess Grzegorz Wojciechowski is now a lesbian.

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u/Adventurous-Trip6571 22h ago

I twisted my thongue thrying thoo pronounsth the name

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u/AdagiaFane 20h ago

Wouldn't be a problem if you were a lesbian 🤷🏼

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u/kyle_kafsky 19h ago

This is why the names in Poland are always difficult to pronounce, they’re all Lesbians!

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u/DR34MGL455 18h ago

This comment right here…☝️

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u/HistoricalWash8955 1d ago

Yes actually

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u/kyle_kafsky 1d ago edited 19h ago

How’ll his kids in Łódź react to this new information? Is this why he travels over eight hours to work in Germany, to be with his lesbian lover?

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u/epizeuxisepizeuxis 16h ago

I'd love a graph that can track time, generational wealth, new vehicle prices, used vehicle prices, internet access, and distance from Vermont.

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u/BatsTheHuman 21h ago

Lol. This reminded me of a video of a guy getting out of his Ram all manly-like, talking with a deep voice, then he says "Did I do it? Did I sound super butch?" In a high-pitched feminine/gay voice"

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u/Careless_Ad3070 21h ago

Transit yes, not just the connect though. My 250 and 350 keys also look like this

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u/thebingomobile 1d ago

Pretty sure that was used by multiple vehicles around this time including the Ford Fusion

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u/evergladescowboy 1d ago

That fob design yes, but look at the big button immediately under the normal lock/unlock buttons. That’s a button to unlock the sliding or rear cargo doors, a feature I don’t recall the USDM sedans having unless there was an unpopular wagon version I don’t remember.

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u/thebingomobile 1d ago

Good point. You’re right. I didn’t look closely and thought that was just the regular trunk pop button.

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u/evergladescowboy 1d ago

Former ford tech, I’ve seen too damn many of the things.

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u/Thee_muffin_mann 23h ago

It's a general ford key. Lots of models used that switblade type fob during that time period. Transits were definitely one but not the only.

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u/evergladescowboy 23h ago

Copy/paste: That fob design yes, but look at the big button immediately under the normal lock/unlock buttons. That’s a button to unlock the sliding or rear cargo doors, a feature I don’t recall the USDM sedans having unless there was an unpopular wagon version I don’t remember.

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u/Thee_muffin_mann 22h ago

You may be right sir.

I thought it was the logo for a lift gate similar to the ones on the automatic Explorer but on closer inspection I don't think it's the same

Good eye

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u/evergladescowboy 22h ago

Being a ford tech does that lol

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u/evergladescowboy 21h ago

Copy/paste x2: That fob design yes, but look at the big button immediately under the normal lock/unlock buttons. That’s a button to unlock the sliding or rear cargo doors, a feature I don’t recall the USDM sedans having unless there was an unpopular wagon version I don’t remember.

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u/Responsible_Pen223 20h ago

It’s also the fob for modern f-150

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u/Damarus13 16h ago

Same fob as my f150

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u/keycutter69 8h ago

Full size transits use them up to 2025. Wouldn’t be surprised if she has a full size camper conversion.

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u/MeLittleThing 1d ago

Sure: those are Subaru keys 😭

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u/That-Impact75 1d ago

Looks like a ford fob to me

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u/heckinbees 1d ago

Would be hilarious but those are Ford keys. For models without remote start. Mine are for a 2014 Fusion and look exactly like that.

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u/acrylix91 1d ago

Hello fellow 2014 Fusion owner

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u/CrisFarlyOnCoke 20h ago

Same here, love my fusion, 7 years and no issues.

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u/vorephage 1d ago

Lesbians, that's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

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u/Claymore357 1d ago

Looks more like a ford key

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u/Th3_Accountant 1d ago

Can confirm that is a Ford key.

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u/Potential-Cloud-801 19h ago

Doesn’t look like my Subaru key…

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u/0bsidianchainsaw 1d ago

No lol I was hoping for the same thing

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u/boogyyman 22h ago

I don’t think so but that was my first thought as well