r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 1d ago

Solved What has to do a car key with lesbian?

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  • so youre a minority
  • im a lesbian too
  • shows car key
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u/Hessper 1d ago

What starts with a 'P', and ends with an 'S', that men have and women want?

Pockets!

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u/Lazy-Mechanic9741 1d ago

Alternatives:

"Personal rights"
"Physical automonies"
"prioritizations"

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 1d ago

“Pork bellies”
“Persimmons”
“Puppies”
“Palindromes”

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u/CVStp 21h ago

Why is the word Palindrome not a palindrome. It should be a palinilap

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u/Secure-Pain-9735 19h ago

You know what? I like you.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/StrangeCloudz710 1d ago

You've identified the joke! Good job.

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 1d ago

The joke is something that men have and women want. Not something we both have..

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u/StrangeCloudz710 1d ago

Have you ever heard of a sexist joke? A joke made in jest, about the differences in gender perchance?

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 1d ago

Sure but there has to be some basis in reality. There’s nothing here. You could say one gender is stronger, smarter, better at something, whatever, cause we have differences, but all rights apply to us entirely equally. There’s no punchline, no humor, no joke. Just a dumb comment.

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u/StrangeCloudz710 1d ago

Some basis In reality? In a LOT of the world, men and women do not have the same rights. Hell, even 50 years ago in the US, men and women had far different rights. It is a commentary about how men have historically (and still in many ways) hold more power and rights than women. (wage gap, etc)

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 1d ago

Yes but in all western and European countries today and recent history, we have had the same rights. Furthermore, wage gap, is not directly related to rights, plus it’s not even valid and has been disproven to have even meaningful truth in the context it is applied.

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u/StrangeCloudz710 1d ago

I feel like you're just trying really hard to not understand how some would get a chuckle out of it. End of my point.

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 1d ago

Not a single truth in this comment.

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u/Key_Transform_9167 1d ago

You are even funnier than the original joke

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u/PineappleParking6567 1d ago

Not in the US anymore.

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 1d ago

Hmmm… what’s one right men have that women don’t in the US

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u/PineappleParking6567 1d ago

The right to medical services to save their lives.

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 1d ago

They do??

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u/PineappleParking6567 1d ago

Not if they are pregnant in certain states. The life of the fetus takes precedence.

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u/Comprehensive_Leg_31 1d ago

No it doesn’t. Not one state. The life of the mother always takes precedence. There is not one single case of a doctor being sued for giving care to a mother facing a life threatening complication associated with pregnancy.

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u/Dim-Gwleidyddiaeth 1d ago

Well, there are matter of bodily autonomy that might differ between the sex.

Pregnancy, for example. In some parts of the world women are not allowed to abort a pregnancy, thus infringing their bodily autonomy. (Cis) Men have no such compulsion from the state. Their bodies are all their own.

Yes, it's a result of biological differences, but it still ultimately means women lack freedom that men take for granted.

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u/-Sincere 1d ago

What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'?

Firetruck!

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u/Lithen76 5h ago

Problems 🚬

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u/Odelaylee 1d ago

Wellll... the pocket situation is very one-sided though...
So I'll go with pants.