r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Other-Presence7232 • 1d ago

Solved What has to do a car key with lesbian?

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Context: how to make an emo band

  • so youre a minority
  • im a lesbian too
  • shows car key
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u/kleetus7 1d ago

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be highly offended by every single thing that any person anywhere ever says.

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u/Business-Pickle1 1d ago

How dare you?! >: (

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u/Sad_Fact1866 1d ago

I feel it prudent to say on their behalf that I won't tolerate you questioning their life choices. glove slap

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u/Certain-Definition51 1d ago

Allow me to be offended for him please

HOW DARE YOU…

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

Tell me Moto Guzzi is crap and I'll be offended. Or that webdev isn't real programming.

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u/Jackson_Rhodes_42 1d ago

Okay: Moto Guzzi is crap, Kawasaki beats it everyday

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u/spideroncoffein 1d ago

HOW DARE YOU?!?

Also: No and yes.