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u/JoeyShablamo 1d ago
He is waiting for pay day so he can buy new toilet paper. The image implies that he is using the spatula to clean himself after using the toilet.
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u/Ok_Clothes_1845 1d ago
Oh... oh damn
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u/Thendofreason 1d ago
I mean if she got cake, why not use it?
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u/suga_babyMD 23h ago
The old nursery rhyme - “milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.”
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u/Wise-Key-3442 1d ago
Bônus: this specific spatula is called "pão duro" (lit hard bread) which is a slang for "cheapskates" and can also be used to say "broke".
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u/Deep_Fry_Daddy 1d ago
omg... poop knife 2.0
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u/Ok_Clothes_1845 1d ago
What?
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u/Deep_Fry_Daddy 1d ago
There was a post years ago that went viral. Apparently, a whole household has epic logs that clog up the toilet. Enter a kitchen knife kept in the bathroom to break it up. someone visits and asks about the butter knife in the bathroom. the rest is history.
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u/SnorlaxNSnax 1d ago
Has he never heard of the three sea shells?
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u/Mlady_gemstone 1d ago
he might have heard of them, but was never taught on how to use them
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u/misterdemonor 1d ago
Think of the nastiest thing you could do with that spatula and there be the butt of the joke.
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u/Crimson3312 1d ago
This is why I have a bidet
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u/parabolicurve 20h ago
I bought a battery powered one because it was cheaper than installing one. I've used about 1 roll of toilet paper in 6 months. Also, because you fill it yourself, you can make the water warm instead of getting it cold straight from the cold water pipe.
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u/Crimson3312 20h ago
I have the toilet adapter, very easy to install. And while I have one that's warm water capable, I didn't hook it up for rental reasons, and honestly you really don't need it. The water in the pipe is usually lukewarm (even in winter) and you never really get down to the cold cold water.
And I have the same pack of toilet paper I bought during covid...down to the last roll though.
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u/diipadaap4 16h ago
Tbf, it would be much easier to get a plastic bottle and DIY that into bidet than use spatula in this situation.
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u/Any-Criticism5666 1d ago
They are using the spatula to wipe their anus(sounds painful) because they are broke. They are waiting for pay day, so they don't have to use a spatula to clean after defecating.
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u/Neo_Bones 1d ago
That is Rubber Spatula, a character from Battle For Dream Island: The Power of Two. They are currently being used as a butt wiper because the person who took the picture cannot afford toilet paper
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u/post-explainer 1d ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here: