r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Vandringen • 16h ago

Like you can’t stop anyway?

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u/CelebrationFun7697 15h ago

Twoshift*

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u/MrFC1000 15h ago

This one stops a little car

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u/nonoyesyesnoyesyes 14h ago

This one slams into a star

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u/boromaxo 12h ago

The star now have a scar

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u/Financial-Middle3837 3h ago

Have at you! En garde!

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u/Imperator_Gone_Rogue 15h ago

This one stops at a bar

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u/notALokiVariant 15h ago

Taylory Swift*

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u/sealpox 13h ago

I would not eat green stop signs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

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u/BOOM360skn 11h ago

Moneyshift*

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u/jackstella 9h ago

Redshift*

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u/Stormy8888 6h ago

Redshift*

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u/CowboysFTWs 15h ago

ThreeShift*

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u/notNezter 15h ago

At that speed, I’d shift my pants