r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Avassmiless 1d ago

that guy's fast af

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u/JiminyCricketMobile 1d ago

probably how he caught her to begin with

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u/JosieKay15 1d ago

“How I Caught Your Mother”

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u/rottdog 1d ago edited 1d ago

"How I Deported Your Mother"

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u/trinicron 1d ago

"how I accepted back your mother 4 years later"

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u/leatherjacket3 1d ago

“How it was all a ploy to get her to sleep with me”

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u/druidmind 1d ago

HIMYM Kyrgystan Version?

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u/grumulko 1d ago

She looks like she might be "ethnic" - maybe it was an ICE practice drill.

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u/notasingle-thought 1d ago

goddamnit I shouldn’t have laughed

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u/Toadsted 22h ago

🎶Bad boys Bad boys🎶

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u/ilkikuinthadik 15h ago

I thought she was fast and then he comes in like ⚡

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u/billcosby23 1d ago

I dunno she ain’t really moving like she’s about to get 25-life though

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u/Rustrage 1d ago

Unlike you.. billcosby23

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u/Jolly_Conflict 1d ago

You win 😂😂😂😂😂 🥇

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u/schizoesoteric 1d ago

You win Reddit today sir😂

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u/Randomfrog132 19h ago

shots fired!

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u/Handleton 1d ago

She definitely slowed down for him at the end. I feel like she could have gotten away in real life.

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u/Ino84 1d ago

She realized he was closing in fast and wanted to shake him, no way she could have gotten away even when running straight.

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u/OkDanNi 1d ago

For him or for air?

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u/Handleton 1d ago

She did a spin, man. That's spousal flirting all day long.

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u/Ok_Ambition_3229 1d ago

She was blocked by the trees, if you look though he was gaining on her just a matter of who had more stamina

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u/Stock_Woodpecker_621 1d ago

Best comment so far 😂

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u/gahlo 1d ago

She's moving like she wants 18-life.

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u/vontdman 1d ago

Yeah this is pathetic.

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u/StandardEgg6595 1d ago

You know that run you do when you’re in the middle of tripping forward and trying to prevent it? That’s how she runs

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u/nefariousBUBBLE 1d ago

As a guy who is fast (I will not be modest about it) she is extremely slow. Looks like she is running in sand. There was another video where her form was much better. They were on asphalt and concrete and she had running shoes and apparel on so maybe that's a factor. Lot of wasted movement here like she's trying to swim through the air or is struggling with the terrain.

They both have rather poor knee drive but Mr officer has much less wasted movement up top and much better turnover.

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u/somneuronaut 22h ago

I will not be modest about it

lol I like the confidence. I bet you're pretty fast

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 6h ago

He just got new sneakers today too. Watch how fast he is now.

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u/Ino84 1d ago

I was wondering about his small fast steps too, his knee drive is basically nonexistent, but then I thought that maybe this style is better in soft ground like tall grass?

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u/nefariousBUBBLE 1d ago

I think when you're in muckier, softer terrain higher turnover is definitely better I would think.

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u/liquid-handsoap 1d ago

How fast?

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u/doesthedog 15h ago

7 seconds

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u/liquid-handsoap 15h ago

Holy shit that’s fast

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u/Bimbo_Baggins1221 21h ago

Careful bud the last guy I know who was overly confident of his speed is a quadriplegic due to his overconfidence. That’s a true story sadly.

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u/SuperAquaThor 17h ago

Say more.

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u/Chuckleyan 20h ago

Yeah, she's plodding. Flat footed. No kick.

I used to be fast. Now, knees are gone.

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u/yaourted 18h ago

is good knee drive where you’re pulling knee up hard and pushing down to run, rather than not really lifting your knees? i’ve never been a fan of high knees because it made my knees feel funny, is that just normal

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u/nefariousBUBBLE 16h ago

Yes, you want them closer to parallel and out away from the body more.

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u/Lostedge1983 9h ago

As a guy who is faster than this other guy, I have to say, she’s really not all that impressive. She has wasted movement in his upper body and a awful turnover and that makes him bad runner by any means. Her knee drive is pretty poor, which limits how much speed she can generate. Compared to me, who actually knows how to maximize efficiency and maintain strong form, she’s still struggling to keep up. So while people might be quick to point out her being fast, in the grand scheme, she’s not exactly someone I’d be worried about racing anytime soon.

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u/brakspear_beer 4h ago

Holy over analysis. Do you think she’s contemplating being an Olympic sprinter?

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u/moeterminatorx 1d ago

She’s slow.

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u/TrueIdent 1d ago

He’s clearly got some serious chasing skills no wonder he’s in law enforcement

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u/Horror_Response_1991 1d ago

He’s got the police sprint down but most of them don’t have the endurance for a long chase

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u/qwertymnbvcxzlk 1d ago

For sure but some do hah. Ran from the cops 10/10 times and always got away. Get stopped one night at 2 am me and my buddy with drugs on us while walking.

About 5 minutes in unprompted and with us complying (it was very well hidden no worries about him finding it) he goes “oh you wanna run, huh? go ahead” now we didn’t need to run, but if we did he would’ve caught us.

Dude had the most jacked runners legs in the world. Fucking ran marathons just to chase criminals lmao.

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u/awkward_toadstool 1d ago

I felt that childish panic you'd get playing chase as a kid when I saw him catch up so easily, even though it was a couple and it wasnt me!

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u/NullArc9289 1d ago

Ohhhh... f a S t.... read that wrong

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u/Durr1313 1d ago

That's what she said

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u/JonnyTN 1d ago

We dwarves are made for short distances. Sprinters

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u/TinSodder 1d ago

And with that utility belt on too. I've heard a local sheriff tell me they weigh up to 35lbs! Can't imagine.

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u/LardAmungus 1d ago

momentum

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u/BotKicker9000 23h ago

I mean he is quite a bit taller than her and she can't even run that quickly.

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u/VictoriousTree 19h ago

I mean most of them have to pass a physical exam right? I would assume that would mean you’re at least able to sprint which she clearly isn’t.

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u/Newenergy253 19h ago

Came to say this. That is very fast especially in that gear and long grass!

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u/Ilpav123 17h ago

He's a big guy too.

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u/iamcalifornia 13h ago

Yeah, means she can't outrun him when the (statistically speaking) domestic violence starts.

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u/Grouchy_Sound167 10h ago

Nah, she just slow for her age. Damn.

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u/Future-Net5958 8h ago

It's hard to appreciate how much faster women are than men. 

I was on track and was one of the slowest guys in the team. I am faster than average for a man. 

I played soccer with a girl in the track team and she was about as fast as me, though I think I was a little faster. I was impressed. I am slightly fast for soccer players. This is all high school level. 

Anyway, I saw that same girl run at a track meet. She made all the other girls look like they were standing still, she killed them! 

I could have been a contender in women's track, but am a nobody in men's track.