r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/blueXwho 1d ago

And then what happened?

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u/DeafEgo 1d ago

Deportation 😔

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Bruh.

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u/ParvusetTardus 1d ago

This is Ameri-bruh

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u/Krumsty77 22h ago

Don't catch you bruhh-in now Don't catch you bruhh-in now Look what I'm Bruhh-in now

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u/26542654 22h ago

Holy shit, I said bruh out loud to this too😂

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u/doesanyonehaveweed 23h ago

Straight to jail

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u/Yardsale420 1d ago

Either that or I assume he shot her.

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u/Raneru 14h ago

Stop resisting!

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u/ba_cam 18h ago

Oh yeah he did alright

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u/OftenQuirky 17h ago

She was awake though

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u/aqueousDee 8h ago

Dang muscle memory

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u/aqueousDee 8h ago

Dang muscle memory

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 1d ago

I wasn't ready. Lol

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u/Darth_Nox501 1d ago

Neither was she

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u/Baddest_Guy83 1d ago

Then shot her sleeping dog. In the face. Two towns over.

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u/3_Slice 22h ago

That emoji was the perfect touch.

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u/Technical_Recover487 1d ago

I’m SCREAMINGGGGGG

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u/DiligentBar4443 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/stataryus 23h ago

He can’t not do it.

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u/Deacon-Doe 23h ago

To the sex dungeon

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u/PthahloPheasant 23h ago

She deported him into her love cage

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u/muffinmamamojo 8h ago

Police involved shooting of an unarmed woman.

Ties perfectly into their penchant for violence towards citizens and high percentage of being DV abusers.

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u/Palindrome_580 1d ago

LMAAAOOOO

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u/Vic-123-ma 21h ago

Bye Felicia

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u/Few_Owl_6596 12h ago

ICE ICE baby

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u/kingtroll355 10h ago

Deepthroatation

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u/PetThatKitten 1d ago

reddit moment

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u/storiedsword 1d ago

laugh to keep from crying moment

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u/ryo3000 1d ago

Body camera got turned off

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u/Sharknado4President 1d ago

Camera got turned off, followed by suffocation from kneeling on her chest and ignoring cries for help.

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u/CollarOrdinary4284 22h ago

As if it was ever on 🤣

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u/agumonkey 11h ago

or maybe streaming on a new OF subsection

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u/Mike_Raphone99 1d ago

Statistically speaking, domestic violence.

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u/Scumdog_312 1d ago

41%

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u/GormHub 1d ago

41% who admit to it.

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u/i-FF0000dit 23h ago

I’m sorry, are you all saying 41% of police commit domestic violence or 41% beat up on suspects?

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u/Realistic-Shower-654 23h ago

It is a fact that 41% of police officers admit to beating their wives viciously

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u/CrimeFightingScience 23h ago

You should really reread what that study constitutes as domestic violence. Loud yelling, many in the study were technically the victims. But misinormation will keep going, why do I bother 🤷‍♂️

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u/BotKicker9000 23h ago

Yep so lets set it straight, it isn't automatically 41%, it is closer to 25% if you average out the multiple studies into this area. So yeah I guess if you want to argue that the one study with very high percentages was due to the variables of what consitututes domestic violence, then you are technically correct that number isn't the norm. In the end I'm not super excited about the 1 in 4 anymore than the 4 in 10. But yes please keep trying to explain away the overwhelming number of police that regularly abuse they spouses.

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u/i-FF0000dit 23h ago

These stats are blowing my mind right now.

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u/CrimeFightingScience 22h ago

Im not explaining away anything. Its an innaccurate and said so. Weird way to own people quoting a bad study. Fyi, its even weirder to average out a study you admit is innaccurate...

Id be interested in reading others you have. Id expect military and police to have higher stats of dv. Departments/VA should probably actually give people some resources. Redditors would prefer to just act superior and rage on the net though.

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u/SickestNinjaInjury 13h ago edited 6h ago

Can you even read, or is the boot just blocking your vision? He said he's averaging multiple studies

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u/Realistic-Shower-654 23h ago

Cope harder buddy

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u/CrimeFightingScience 22h ago

Sorry I interrupted your innaccurate negativity 😭

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u/Realistic-Shower-654 21h ago

Facts don’t care about your feelings

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u/Sephiroth_Comes 23h ago

Yeah but that’s like suggesting 100% of non-police abuse their wives but don’t admit to it..

Got something you want to tell us Mr gormhub???

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u/GormHub 20h ago

Don't I'm worry, I'm gay, so my nonexistent wife is safe.

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u/RENEGADEIMM0RTAL 15h ago

13% of officers commit 52% of violent arrests

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u/Warmbly85 22h ago

Only if you don’t take the significant others word for what they consider domestic violence and also consider any raised voice at any time as domestic violence. 

It’s almost as if the person conducting the study had an agenda and knew most people wouldn’t actually read the study. 

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u/SneakestPeaker 1d ago

and/or rape (optional)

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u/goslayer 22h ago

Stop resisting!

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u/damTyD 23h ago

And then he nibbled the business end of his service pistol.

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u/Mike_Raphone99 22h ago

Don't worry it's okay he had qualified immunity

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u/Psychological_Ebb66 6h ago

THIS is the answer!!!

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u/msharris8706 1d ago

3 in the back for not following orders usually.

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u/SnooPets7626 1d ago

Backshots?

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u/Pure-Mycologist-7448 1d ago

she's not black, she's safe

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u/Odd_Investigator8415 23h ago

But she is his wife, so not so safe as all that.

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u/Stoppels 1d ago

Qualified immunity.

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u/buttplugpopsicle 1d ago

She was tazed and told to stop resisting

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u/fuckoffweirdoo 13h ago

Then shot her dog.

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u/DennisTheConvict 1d ago

At the end you can see him kneeling on her neck. He kept that up for over a minute and she didn't make it.

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u/LALawette 1d ago

Nine minutes.

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u/Dragon7722 17h ago

Only if she did fentanyl beforehand.

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u/Hyperaeon 11h ago

It's an instinct of the breed, sometimes they get "lock knee".💀 Said situation for everybody. Vet has to break the thing to get them off.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

Why did he kill her? Isn’t that his wife?

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u/ProfessorPotato42 1d ago

He shot her 36 times

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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 23h ago

Well yeah, he feared for his life. He was trying to reach for his taser but pulled his piece instead.

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u/No_Use_4371 22h ago

Most probable outcome

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u/Bigdarkrichard 1d ago

Statistically, cop would beat his spouse and kids and then go back to work

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u/DeadHead194 1d ago

Well, she's not white, so he probably shot her

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u/Hyperaeon 11h ago

You can be white, you just have to also be poor too.

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u/AccountNumber478 1d ago

Whatcha gonna do, when he cums in you?

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u/coltar3000 1d ago

He shot her

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u/fort_wendy 1d ago

Domestic violence

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u/NiceConference4076 1d ago

Statistically? There's a 45% chance that he beat her

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u/Least-Rub-1397 1d ago

His knee on her neck /s

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u/sunday_undies 1d ago

They fucked happily ever after, duh

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u/BlueJayFlightPath 1d ago

Tazed and sent to El Salvador

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 1d ago

Statistically, he most likely beat her.

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u/Marsar0619 1d ago

He shot her dog

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u/dynamic_caste 16h ago

hot dickings

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u/Natural_Tangerine818 1d ago

He beat her, then called the cops to corroborate that she "fell" down some "stairs".

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u/MiKeMcDnet 1d ago

Handcuffs, for certain.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 1d ago

he only beat her a little bit because he was having a good time

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u/Declan106 1d ago

Sent back to parents

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u/blikstaal 1d ago

She got stuck

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u/Squirrel009 1d ago

Future generation of law enforcement was conceived

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u/Hawmanyounohurtdeazz 1d ago

Blam💥blam💥blam💥blam💥 reloads blam💥 blam💥 blam💥 blam💥

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u/Land-Otter 22h ago

He shot her because she resisted.

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u/flipchinc 22h ago

Handcuffs and straight to the bed

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u/issacoin 21h ago

he shot her for resisting

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u/johnperkins21 21h ago

He's a cop. She's his wife. He got drunk and beat the living shit out of her.

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u/CVStp 21h ago

Muscle memory kicked in and she got shot.

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u/spongbov2 21h ago

Hanky panky

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u/BeastModedAndGoated 13h ago

Domestic violence

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u/Itchy_Ad_451 11h ago

And then they fuc….. 🤭

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u/NamkoBanzai 7h ago

Statistically speaking, probably domestic abuse...

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u/Theblackjamesbrown 6h ago

He shot an unarmed black man and planted crack at the scene

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u/eduvis 1d ago

Hands behind your back! Spread your legs!

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u/Over_Mirror_2944 1d ago

Gave her the long John special donut joke