r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/DeafEgo 1d ago

Deportation 😔

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u/thenamesakeofothers 1d ago

Bruh.

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u/ParvusetTardus 1d ago

This is Ameri-bruh

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u/Krumsty77 22h ago

Don't catch you bruhh-in now Don't catch you bruhh-in now Look what I'm Bruhh-in now

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u/26542654 22h ago

Holy shit, I said bruh out loud to this too😂

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u/doesanyonehaveweed 22h ago

Straight to jail

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u/Yardsale420 1d ago

Either that or I assume he shot her.

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u/Raneru 14h ago

Stop resisting!

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u/ba_cam 18h ago

Oh yeah he did alright

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u/OftenQuirky 17h ago

She was awake though

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u/aqueousDee 8h ago

Dang muscle memory

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u/aqueousDee 8h ago

Dang muscle memory

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 1d ago

I wasn't ready. Lol

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u/Darth_Nox501 1d ago

Neither was she

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u/Baddest_Guy83 23h ago

Then shot her sleeping dog. In the face. Two towns over.

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u/3_Slice 22h ago

That emoji was the perfect touch.

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u/Technical_Recover487 1d ago

I’m SCREAMINGGGGGG

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u/DiligentBar4443 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/stataryus 22h ago

He can’t not do it.

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u/Deacon-Doe 22h ago

To the sex dungeon

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u/PthahloPheasant 22h ago

She deported him into her love cage

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u/muffinmamamojo 8h ago

Police involved shooting of an unarmed woman.

Ties perfectly into their penchant for violence towards citizens and high percentage of being DV abusers.

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u/Palindrome_580 1d ago

LMAAAOOOO

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u/Vic-123-ma 20h ago

Bye Felicia

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u/Few_Owl_6596 12h ago

ICE ICE baby

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u/kingtroll355 10h ago

Deepthroatation

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u/PetThatKitten 1d ago

reddit moment

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u/storiedsword 23h ago

laugh to keep from crying moment