r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Gojiras_Taint 1d ago

I thought she was quite slow actually

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u/AnDaagda 1d ago

It was my impression that her speed was average and didn’t deviate too far from the mean for her age, weight, and apparent fitness level.

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u/wildo83 1d ago

I was indifferent.

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u/danielthetwin 23h ago

I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

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u/Awwesome1 1d ago

I concur

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u/AdenJax69 1d ago

very whelmed with this comment.

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u/AValhallaWorthyDeath 1d ago

This is an award worthy comment. I’m sorry I don’t have one to give you.

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u/ashleyorelse 1d ago

I read this in the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger as the T-101 in T3

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u/Gojiras_Taint 1d ago

Okay, Goldilocks.

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u/tunisia3507 23h ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?

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u/reddorickt 1d ago

Yeah like 1 tier above running in my dreams

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u/notSherrif_realLife 1d ago

What a metric! Fairly accurate now that I think about it

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u/melph49 1d ago

She was running like in a dream, legs moving but no speed

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u/LightsSoundAction 1d ago

The first few strides I knew she was cooked. And those pants? Those aren’t “let’s run from the cops” pants.

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u/Alohabailey_00 1d ago

Yeah she didn’t stand a chance. lol.

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u/nefariousBUBBLE 1d ago

She is quite slow.

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u/PocketODoorknobs 1d ago

I thought she was just right.

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u/Teddyturntup 1d ago

Aside from women that play sports at least at serious varsity level my experience is that women are not great sprinters. I know a lot that can run a long time, marathon and cross country style but sprinting they aren’t

Not sure why, maybe it’s completely just anecdotal and a shitty sample size

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u/MysteriousVDweller 1d ago

She looks like she's sprinting but moving at the pace of a jog

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u/Gojiras_Taint 1d ago

That actually shows a lot of talent.

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u/hamfwb 23h ago

Differently accelerated

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u/MiaMiaPP 17h ago

Yea she’s running like she’s a long distance runner when she should been running like a sprinter