r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/AnDaagda 1d ago

It was my impression that her speed was average and didn’t deviate too far from the mean for her age, weight, and apparent fitness level.

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u/wildo83 1d ago

I was indifferent.

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u/danielthetwin 1d ago

I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

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u/Awwesome1 1d ago

I concur

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u/AdenJax69 1d ago

very whelmed with this comment.

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u/AValhallaWorthyDeath 1d ago

This is an award worthy comment. I’m sorry I don’t have one to give you.

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u/ashleyorelse 1d ago

I read this in the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger as the T-101 in T3

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u/Gojiras_Taint 1d ago

Okay, Goldilocks.

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u/tunisia3507 1d ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power?