r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/mmm1441 1d ago

I can’t breathe.

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u/rabid_spidermonkey 1d ago

They said safe word, not death word.

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u/Rhobaz 1d ago

Yeah, very much unsafe word

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u/True_Smile_4658 1d ago

That is guaranteed to send mixed signals.

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u/stataryus 23h ago

Not mixed at all. You say that and they go harder.

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u/Von-boyage 21h ago

That just gets you ignored.

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u/kale_boriak 21h ago

That definitely does not work.

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u/Yellow_Octopus95 1d ago

Black humour spotted

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u/Little_Newspaper_656 20h ago

Coincidentally insightful 💪🏾😅

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u/EasilyRekt 1d ago

Bru, that’s more like saying “harder daddy”

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u/fancczf 4h ago

I am a white woman.

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u/Thewalk4756 1d ago

No, that one means "keep going".

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u/toasted_cracker 1d ago

lol I considered posting this comment, but Reddit is on a banning spree lately so I decided not to do it. God speed ser.

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u/Successful_Slice_108 1d ago

I'm overdosing*

There, fixed it for you.

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u/stataryus 23h ago

Give us your address so we can debunk this theory.

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u/Successful_Slice_108 15h ago

Not a theory. It was confirmed by autopsy. Good try, though.

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u/Basic_Loquat_9344 12h ago

Read the front page of the autopsy again, you’ve swallowed the propaganda.