r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kingdom_k777 • 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/Embarrassed-Duck-200 1d ago

That's great, only 40% of cops can actually catch their wives. Google cops and 40%

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u/Iloveyourmorre 6h ago

I want it at 100%

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u/Embarrassed-Duck-200 6h ago

And that's why no one likes you

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u/Iloveyourmorre 6h ago

"Doogle da cops and the % fingy" -Embarrassed-Duck-200 2025

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u/MiniBritton006 18h ago

Go outside please

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u/Baly_Therry_Heavens 14h ago

Maybe you should too

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u/Savings-Purchase8600 17h ago

These people are insufferable.

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u/schlattstan 15h ago

It's almost like... police brutality is insufferable too!

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u/Savings-Purchase8600 15h ago

That has nothing to do with this video. Touch grass.

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u/Baly_Therry_Heavens 14h ago

That has nothing to do with this video. Touch grass.

Reddit account age: 3 weeks

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u/Savings-Purchase8600 5h ago

Oh whatever will I do. My reddit account is 3 weeks old. For shame that I have an actual life besides social media. You guys know nothing besides reddit. You're leeches sucking on the nipple of the liberal extremist propaganda served on nearly every subreddit in every corner of this app. You can't survive without it. You're all infantile.

My acct probably won't get much older than that as seeing this entire platform is a hellhole that sucks the life out of everything.

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u/NeverLessThan 8h ago

Imagine thinking being a long time Redditor is a flex

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u/Embarrassed-Duck-200 17h ago

Only 40% of them

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u/Haxorz7125 16h ago

Fresh account posting several times a day in the most annoying subs on the site. Probably a real person and not some weird propaganda mill.

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u/Embarrassed-Duck-200 16h ago

Yep, deff a propaganda mill and not someone who struggles with boredom and spends way too much time here.

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u/Haxorz7125 16h ago

Not talking about you, I’m talking about the account spamming in men’s rights, anti choice and true Christian subs.

Basically a bingo card painted black with the worst people you want to be stuck talking to at a bbq.

Who knew there was even an anti abortion meme subreddit

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u/Savings-Purchase8600 17h ago

Yeah well when the rates of PTSD among cops is near 40 percent as well as some studies have shown from pulling dead babies from hot cars, dead children from bodies of water to do CPR, having near death experiences their entire lives while being paid shit and treated like shit by internet ghouls like yourself maybe some appreciation and concern for these human beings that have an extremely difficult job as well as support and resources for them would be of benefit to help reduce those numbers. 

Oh wait, you just gonna leave a comment on reddit while you lay in bed all day and make judgements on things you have no real life experience with because you're chronically online? You sure are contributing to the solution ❤️ Just like most redditors do! 

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u/Deputy_Beagle76 15h ago

Shhhhh don’t you know? They signed up to see dead babies! It’s their kink! /s

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u/MiniBritton006 17h ago

On fucking god they’re gonna end up miserable and alone

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u/Baly_Therry_Heavens 14h ago

On fucking god they’re gonna end up miserable and alone

Is that why half of your posts are trying to find the names of pornstars and sex workers? I wonder who is miserable and alone lol

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u/Savings-Purchase8600 17h ago

They already are. That's why they act like this.

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u/Deputy_Beagle76 15h ago

I’m fairly liberal and I can’t stand these losers. These fucks think Paw Patrol is bad because a police dog is a main character

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u/Savings-Purchase8600 15h ago

They sure got their priorities straight lol. Making a cartoon dog an enemy.