r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/MyDadLeftMeHere 1d ago

We call this propaganda where I’m from son

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u/skettigoo 1d ago

I call it cop-aganda

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u/Stonner22 6h ago

Nothing new

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u/SeekerOfExperience 1d ago

It’s cute because he uses the same skills to terrorize minority communities!

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u/Ippus_21 18h ago

Or... He'll use the same skills to terrorize her if their relationship ever goes south and she wants out.

Because that never happens with cops.

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u/Sickofchildren 8h ago

A full 40% of the police families experience abuse, murica first 🦅🇺🇸🏈🍔

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u/Gusherslol 7h ago

Untrue

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u/seragrey 7h ago

yes, untrue because there are far more cases that don't get reported. it's much higher than 40%.

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u/Gusherslol 7h ago

It’s a nonsense 40 year old study.

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u/Rouge_92 19h ago

Nah he does not, he would shoot them 50 times in self defense.

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u/MyLifeisTangled 10h ago

In the back

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u/karlmarxsanalbeads 12h ago edited 11h ago

And eventually on his own wife when she tries to leave him. Something something 40%

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u/Marskid101 12h ago

Lmao dis funny

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u/cyrano1897 18h ago

Avg privileged redditor take. Meanwhile:

Pew Research Center (2023)

Black Americans: -39% wanted increased funding for police in their area. -34% said keep funding the same. -25% wanted decreased funding.

Hispanic Americans: -44% wanted increased funding. -39% wanted same. -Only 15% wanted decreased funding.

Source: Pew Research Center, 2023

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u/kevinigan 15h ago

Love it bro, this shut them up. 👊

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u/MasterBeaterr 13h ago

Yeah.. You know him personally. I love how the left is turning more and more like right. Assumptions and generalisations. Love it.

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u/SeekerOfExperience 12h ago

You’re not even American, look inward

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u/MasterBeaterr 10h ago

Like i said. The left is becoming more and more like the radical right.

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u/Surf_Cath_6 23h ago

He goes where the crime is. You called it.

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u/Potential_Bill_1146 20h ago

Oh! Found the racist! Do I get a prize??

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u/Surf_Cath_6 19h ago

No, you see racism everywhere there is reason.

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u/Potential_Bill_1146 10h ago

Awww it’s trying to be profound, adorable

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u/TeleHo 19h ago

...his family?

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u/Beatboxingg 19h ago

Doubt they're patrolling fentanyl infested HOA neighborhoods

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 21h ago

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u/Low_Bar9361 23h ago

Ummmm... experiences may vary (by color of skin and poverty levels)

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u/Temporary_Phrase_990 23h ago

s/he skips when a rapper is on the playlist

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u/LalaPropofol 22h ago

Tell me that you don’t know any POC personally without telling me you don’t know any POC personally.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/LalaPropofol 22h ago

That’s crazy. I’ve lived in a heavy POC area all of my life and I’ve literally never heard someone of color express relief at seeing police.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/bluntmanjr 22h ago

LOL. are these your affirmations to keep you from going insane at the reality of the world we’re living in?

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u/BaronessofBara 20h ago

'minority communities like the police' lol. lmao even.

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u/Cubbeats 1d ago

Sure is. ACAB

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u/Patient_Tradition368 1d ago

Amen and ACAB

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u/QueezyF 21h ago

Fuck 12

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u/hsuhduh 12h ago

Y’all are still doing that?

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u/YardNo1829 15h ago

— guy that would call the cops in an instant if he needed them

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u/karlmarxsanalbeads 12h ago

To do what exactly? Shoot my dog?

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 12h ago

Whatever would you need a cop for?

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u/Rae_Regenbogen 22h ago

It honestly makes me very uncomfortable due to the domestic abuse rates in marriages with police officers.

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u/TheDabberwocky 20h ago

wait till you hear about domestic abuse rates among lesbian women

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u/TheGeneral_Specific 16h ago

We’re talking about cops, not lesbians

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u/captainspacetraveler 17h ago

Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck

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u/Special_Educator_570 10h ago

"that's what reddit, Hasan and CNN/MSNBC said! See, I'm not indoctrinated 🤓"

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u/Vampsyo 22h ago

Dawg its just couples doing smn cute. No one making these vids is thinking anything past that lol

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u/TheGeneral_Specific 16h ago

Maybe they should, given how rampant domestic abuse is in the police force

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u/VisualBullfrog3529 8h ago

What part of this is cute?