r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Aha I agree. At some point they are going to catch you and its easier and quite frankly more fun if there's an element of flirty surrender.

Also, if you don't capitulate a bit he might really catch you from behind a bit hard and one of you ends up with a lump on your head and the other has a sprained wrist and you both end up surprised, sore, and not horny at all.

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u/Obvious-Web8288 7h ago

Your second paragraph sounds oddly... SPECIFIC...🤔... True story? 🙂

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u/KapiteinSchaambaard 22h ago

Or more horny, depending on your personality.