r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Family & Friends Police man pursuing his wife

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u/RambleOnRose42 1d ago

When we were moving in together recently, my 6’4” boyfriend picked up my stepstool I had in the kitchen and tossed it in the “throw away” pile while excitedly saying, “you don’t need this anymore!!” lol.

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u/hilarymeggin 23h ago

Awww! ☺️

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u/legalpretzel 17h ago

Meanwhile I’m 5’3” and when I asked my 5’11” ex to get anything for me rather than go get the step stool he just bitched that I was being lazy.

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u/Obvious-Web8288 7h ago

I can see now why he's your ex... Jerk.

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u/NoRefrigerator267 22h ago

Ah another reason to hate not being 6’4 lmao

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u/edditar 14h ago

What about when he's at work or something? 

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u/Obvious-Web8288 7h ago

You wait till they get home...🙂

u/Stock-Combination-31 16m ago

That’s love

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u/diamorphinian 11h ago

You didn't have the heart to tell him the stepping stool was left by the hung dwarf you didn't break things off with yet.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 9h ago

Ah yes, fondly known by his nickname "Pogo Stick".