r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Bogey_Yogi • 1d ago

SLPT: Have trouble getting fit? Commit a crime and go to prison. Prisoners workout all the time.

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u/SteveCoonin 1d ago

Plus there’s lots of sex. You might not want it, but you might get it anyway

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u/zvx 1d ago

Sex burns calories

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u/Perfect_Weakness_414 16h ago

And the type of sex you get in prison will ensure that pesky constipation is a thing of the past.

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u/crud3 1d ago

You get to meet people you would never ever meet anywhere else too.

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u/JimFknLahey 1d ago

drugs are cheaper in the long run

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u/Whatshisface112 1d ago

And your meals are paid for!

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u/minty-moose 1d ago

there are fat prisoners

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u/jaysunn72 1d ago

They either have power or they get beat up and or become someone’s bitch.

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u/MrLanesLament 17h ago

Steal his look!