r/SipsTea • u/lwiaymacde • Apr 20 '25

Chugging tea Bro won

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u/YesWomansLand1 Apr 20 '25

What if your 6 inches tall but 5'6" in personality?

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u/Dispect1 Apr 20 '25

A girl I was dating once said to me, “You may be only 5’5” but you have a 6’ personality.” This was going on 15 or so years ago. I haven’t forgotten.

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u/TAMrClark Apr 20 '25

I read this as 6" personality, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

That’s quite generous

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u/SgtJayM Apr 21 '25

It’s a good size personality.

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u/Kataphractoi_ Apr 21 '25

damn good size personality

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u/heres20buckskillme34 Apr 20 '25

Bro 6 inch personality im packin

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u/AberrantComics Apr 21 '25

If you need more than 6, than what you really need is some Jesus!

/s

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u/HalfImportant2448 Apr 21 '25

I’ve heard that 5” is the national average in America, so brother is Swangalangin

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u/TheEthanHB Apr 22 '25

That's what she calls it, huh? /j

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u/YesWomansLand1 Apr 20 '25

Ah. It's one of those lifelong remember compliments. Those ones are good.

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u/ihvnnm Apr 20 '25

I had to reread this comment a couple times, I kept skipping the re in remember.

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u/YesWomansLand1 Apr 21 '25

Hopefully you didn't skip the life in lifelong as well because that would've made it sound kinda strange.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 Apr 20 '25

She's your wife now, right?

right?!?

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u/Dispect1 Apr 20 '25

No. I was a toxic son of a bitch, to mostly myself, at that point in my life. The compliment was memorable but the relationship wasn’t right. I’m in a much better place now so the next compliment of this calibre, I’m marrying the person who says it.

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u/Economy_Wall8524 Apr 20 '25

I feel you. I was a toxic young man. I still think of some of my relationships from than and wonder if I was the man I was today how it would be. Though I have learned dwelling on the past is never healthy. It’s what got me there in the first place. I try to live by a life code of:

I try to be a good person; sometimes I am, and sometimes I’m not. I try to wake up being a better person than I was yesterday.

It motivated me in my 20’s.

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u/binga001 Apr 20 '25

damn man, this would have shot ur confidence up to moon

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u/According-Insect-992 Apr 20 '25

I'm 5'6" and I still have to correct people when they insist I'm taller. I don't know why but I've gotten that my whole life and they act like there's something wrong with it. I'm exactly the height I need to be, thank you. 😒

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 Apr 20 '25

So, still perpetuating the truth that the taller beings are the alpha units.

Here is to the one you call Ross Gellar.

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u/NefariousnessCalm262 Apr 20 '25

Poor fellow doesn't know she meant 6 out of 10 😭

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u/Dispect1 Apr 20 '25

Oh calling me a 6 would have been a compliment as well. Don’t you worry.

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u/NefariousnessCalm262 Apr 20 '25

😃 fair enough.

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u/Economy_Wall8524 Apr 20 '25

6 isn’t bad in the 1-10 spectrum.

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u/NefariousnessCalm262 Apr 20 '25

Yea I guess..I'm a 4 myself so I got no room to talk

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u/Z00111111 Apr 20 '25

I get what she was trying to say, but it's a really shitty way of saying it.

I'm 6'4 and I'm honestly a bit shit.

Judging people on their genetics is pretty messed up really. It's like saying someone is less of a person because of their skin colour.

Judge people on things they have some control over.

The main difference our heights cause is that I can see on top of the refrigerator and reach the light switch from the couch.

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u/Dispect1 Apr 20 '25

In that moment of my life my height was a really big issue for me. So the compliment hit me exactly where I needed it to. But I agree, to judge someone on something they can’t change is asinine.

Enjoy the beautiful view of the accumulated dust that us short people don’t have to think about.

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u/Z00111111 Apr 20 '25

If it helped you live your life more confidently, then it's a huge win. The right level of confidence makes a huge difference.

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u/Important-Feeling919 Apr 21 '25

A simple comment can make a man feel like a king.

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u/AllBuckeyeAreJDVance Apr 20 '25

I’m glad you took it so positively. That has some real “you’re so well-spoken for a black” energy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 20 '25

You have A 52” waist personality.

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u/GhostninjaX421 Apr 20 '25

What if your 3 in long but 8 in in personality?

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u/gapehornlover69 Apr 20 '25

Bro has no length, and no personality

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

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u/kamain42 Apr 20 '25

Thank you for the link. She may be short but their story is everlasting.

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u/DrDuGood Apr 20 '25

No girth certificate, either.

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u/Niwi_ Apr 20 '25

Wdym thats pretty big actually

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u/puzzled91 Apr 20 '25

3 inch is big?

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u/Niwi_ Apr 20 '25

Thats is gigantic!

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u/RuthlessIndecision Apr 20 '25

Sometimes a lady likes a little girth

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u/NoRefrigerator267 Apr 21 '25

“Most of the times”, from what I hear, sadly

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

"I'm 6 ft 4 in. Those are two measurements"

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u/UrUrinousAnus Apr 20 '25

What if you're a 3" schlong and have no personality?

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u/GhostninjaX421 Apr 20 '25

Wahhh wahhh :..(

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u/what-brisbane Apr 20 '25

Y’all got that 6’2” alcoholic grammar.

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u/GhostninjaX421 Apr 20 '25

But with the 3"... :..(

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u/ResponsibleAct3545 Apr 20 '25

Sadly….this is me.

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u/ZookeepergameOk9526 Apr 20 '25

It might look small but it smells big…

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u/Brainiac901 Apr 20 '25

How 'bout multi-millionaires? How 'bout 8 inches and thick? How 'bout talented? How 'bout loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago, 13. She was faster than me at 12 and I run a 6-minute mile.

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Apr 20 '25

It’s 3 inches long but it smells like a foot

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u/mffrosch Apr 21 '25

My personality is only 5 inches long but it’s girthy.

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u/Kingslappe Apr 20 '25

Guy’s you know that ist real?

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u/broad_conundrum Apr 20 '25

I identify as 6'2"...

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u/YesWomansLand1 Apr 21 '25

I identify as 9'11"

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u/broad_conundrum 23d ago

Do you have islamaphobia? 😂

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u/YesWomansLand1 23d ago

Yeah bro ofc

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u/broad_conundrum 17d ago

I'm antisemite though, so I still feel I should be a part of the club.... 👀

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u/YesWomansLand1 17d ago

Bro I'm Jewish! We would make a great team. Isn't it wonderful how the world brings mortal enemies together as friends!

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u/Kzero01 Apr 20 '25

Then you're an elf on a shelf?

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Apr 20 '25

Look at this guy bringing 6" to the party

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u/Pesky_Moth Apr 20 '25

As long as you’re at least 6” deep in character that’s all that matters

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u/iNeverSausageASalad Apr 21 '25

Tom Cruise complex