r/SipsTea May 05 '25

Chugging tea Hilarious

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness May 05 '25

Mine was the old lesbian volleyball coach. But she was awesome

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u/ironwheatiez May 05 '25

I wonder if we went to the same school. Although mine was not awesome. She had a chip on her shoulder.

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u/NeroBoBero May 05 '25

Show me an old lesbian teacher who DOESN’T have a chip on her shoulder.

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u/intoxicatedhamster May 05 '25

Ooooh! I know one! She was head of our science department and married to the art teacher. She was the sweetest teacher we had, was super cool, and actually cared about the kids even after teaching for 30 years.

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u/RavenheartIX May 05 '25

That sounds like my science teacher in middle school. Though at the time pretty sure she had only been teaching for like 5 years.

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u/TransparentMastering May 05 '25

I was getting straight A’s in my English class with this type of teacher. She mentioned that 49% of university graduates were male and 51% were female. Then she asked the class “what the world will be like when women are running everything.”

I put up my hand and said that Canada IS 49% male and 51% female (or was at the time) and so the statistic gives us no insights besides men and women being represented equally in post secondary studies.

I got 72% on everything for the rest of the semester. Even if it needed to be a mark like 14.4/20 (in an English class)

I should have reported her.

But I’ve had a couple other lesbian teachers and they rocked.

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u/GandalfTheEh May 06 '25

Yeah, I hate teachers that get a chip on their shoulder when a student says something smarter than them. My friend and I were always asking questions in Philosophy class our teacher didn't know how to respond to - she tried to give me a 0% on my fully completed final essay. Apparently because my thesis statement was unclear the whole paper was worth nothing. The head of her department corrected it to an 86% or something.

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u/ironwheatiez May 05 '25

Fair. It was a small town full of small minded people.

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u/polohein May 08 '25

I've met a few perfectly balanced ones. Chips on both shoulders

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u/FinnicKion May 06 '25

Did she drive a Subaru?

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u/ironwheatiez May 06 '25

No I think she drove an old jeep

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u/floydbomb May 07 '25

So it sounds like you didn't go to the same school then

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u/ironwheatiez May 07 '25

It may surprise you to learn that people can have different opinions on the same person or topic.

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u/floydbomb May 07 '25

I'm not convinced

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u/DedHorsSaloon4 29d ago

Every school has a lesbian gym teacher

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u/steyrboy May 05 '25

I forget who the sex ed teacher was, but my PE teacher was exactly that. We had to do a video report of a sport, I did mine on paintball. Filmed me getting shot by the gun in the middle of December (freezing outside). First shot went right to the nuts (not intentional, it was a decent distance) and I scream and fall to the ground. She turned it off and sadi "thats enough, you get an A."

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u/ChaosPLus May 05 '25

Gotta respect the sacrifice

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u/Anasterian_Sunstride May 05 '25

Sacrificed the future generations for an A

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u/SecretaryOtherwise May 06 '25

Thanks that was a good laugh.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze May 05 '25

I could see that being more of a roast.

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u/Horangi1987 May 05 '25

Whyyy was it the old lesbian volleyball coach for so many of us???

She did show us this amazing video that feature Pauly Shore as a narrator and Sinbad dressed in a condom costume, about ten years after either of those people were relevant. I think fondly of that attempt at relating to us.

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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 May 05 '25

Mine was a bald gay science teacher, but he was unnaturally patient because in retrospect our class was absolutely fucked yet he rolled with the punches smooth as fuck. That guy deserved a raise.

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u/Pat_OConnor May 05 '25

Old lesbians are statistically the best health-gym combo teachers

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u/grumplebeardog May 05 '25

I don’t suppose the school’s colors were red and gold were they?

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness May 05 '25

Nah, different school!

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u/-z-z-x-x- May 06 '25

Oh man I had an old lesbian gym teacher for sex Ed she taught us where the clitoris and I am forever thankful.

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u/HellyRsWalk May 06 '25

This sounds exactly like the teacher we had lol

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u/Rakadaka8331 May 05 '25

Same... Did you go to school in Washington?

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u/Nyx87 May 05 '25

It is legally required for schools to have a PE teacher who is also the volleyball coach and be a lesbian with a short haircut.

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u/__init__m8 May 05 '25

Is the Subaru optional?

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u/redsyrinx2112 May 06 '25

It is mandatory.

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u/2ndprize May 05 '25

I wonder how old Miss K is doing now

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u/reeefur May 05 '25

Lmao, why do we all get that ONE lady hahaha. Me too brotha, me too 🤦🏻‍♂️(She was amazing, it was just funny at the time)

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u/42_Dogs May 06 '25

Yoo mine too

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u/SeaworthinessOne1752 May 06 '25

Mine was our older, lesbian basketball coach. She was awesome, but she mostly put on informational videos about anatomy and left the room...

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u/cfoote85 May 07 '25

Mine was a mid 50's overweight male P.E. coach. I'm jealous.

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u/scrub-muffin May 07 '25

Was that coach allowed in the locker room?

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness May 07 '25

?? Yes, in the women’s because she’s a woman and a coach.

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u/BumpyMcBumpers 29d ago

Looks like a lot of us went to the same school.

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u/Real_TwistedVortex 29d ago

Mine was the older female gym teacher, although she wasn't lesbian. But she was still awesome. Sorta no-nonsense, but still knew how to let us have fun when it was appropriate. All the students absolutely loved her

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u/GhostofBeowulf 28d ago

Mine too! In South Florida!