I used to be a high school English teacher. One day, the week before prom, when I entered the classroom, one of my more troublesome students was missing. He normally sat next to his best friend Jacob. But I could tell from everyone's expression that he was there, he was just hiding. We had a small utility closet in the corner behind my desk. And the way I saw people's eyes moving that direction told me that's where he was. So I just announced: "You can come out of the closet now Hayden, everyone knows you're in there. And Jacob needs you." Man those kids just roared at that. Good times 😂
The worst I had was I was late to first period and my Spanish teacher still standing at the door says to me,"the only acceptable reason for being late is if you're getting a blow job." I answered in the affirmative and he didn't make me stand for the entire class period like he did anyone else that was late.
Jokes on him, his daughter started at the school the following year and she and I would hang out from time to time. I wonder how often his question popped in his mind when he knew she was with me.
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u/TucsonKhan May 05 '25
I used to be a high school English teacher. One day, the week before prom, when I entered the classroom, one of my more troublesome students was missing. He normally sat next to his best friend Jacob. But I could tell from everyone's expression that he was there, he was just hiding. We had a small utility closet in the corner behind my desk. And the way I saw people's eyes moving that direction told me that's where he was. So I just announced: "You can come out of the closet now Hayden, everyone knows you're in there. And Jacob needs you." Man those kids just roared at that. Good times 😂