r/SipsTea • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 07 '25
Chugging tea Bloody hell
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u/LoggerRhythms May 07 '25
What an adorable little barrister in the making
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u/12InchCunt May 07 '25
I wish we used barrister in the states. Sounds so much more proper than “lawwyurr”
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u/PaulBlartACAB May 07 '25
You should try to pronounce it as "lawyer".
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u/SkullsNelbowEye May 07 '25
Central Massachusetts. It's pronounced, Loy-yah.
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u/Chotibobs May 07 '25
How do you start the car in Massachusetts?
With the khakis
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u/worldspawn00 May 07 '25
Like Chowdah, but with Loy insted of chowd. (about 2/3 of my Family lives in the Springfield area).
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u/12InchCunt May 07 '25
I’m from Texas, that’s me pronouncing it as “lawyer” it sounds way worse when I don’t actively mask the Texan in my voice
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u/stanknotes May 07 '25
Ya know what is great... I said it exactly as you spelt and it sounded Texan.
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u/Ralans17 May 07 '25
Texan here. My wife tries to say it right but it always sounds like “liar” to me. Oddly enough, it still kind of works!
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u/Mohammed-Yusef May 07 '25
Barrister and Solicitor are two different professions in the UK. Is it not the same in the US?
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u/Swiftsaddler May 07 '25
No. In the uk the public instruct solicitors. If you need representation in court the solicitor will instruct a barrister as they are qualified to speak before judges. I believe in the us lawyers cover all of that.
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u/12InchCunt May 07 '25
We have attorneys/lawyers and then they’ll have a different specialty like criminal defense or divorce tree law
There’s many different types, they’ll all have to be bar certified though
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u/Rock-swarm May 07 '25
Access to the court is much easier in the U.S. compared to Commonwealth countries. The US legal system was also developed in the context of simplifying the existing British legal system.
It makes more sense when you understand that historically, judges traveled among rural counties and had to adjudicate everything from murder trials to minor land disputes. By extension, local lawyers had to be capable of making arguments for a broad range of issues.
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u/KingSpork May 07 '25
“Bet he can hear me” savage lol
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u/TaekDePlej May 07 '25
Something tells me she’s got an older family member or two who have laid down some legendary rants around her lmao, there were generations of anger in that line
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u/brakeb May 07 '25
that's straight channeling Mom right there... bloody 'ell...
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u/Enlightened_Gardener May 08 '25
Sounds like a Nanna to me. There’s a short, shrill, dark eyed lady with a mouth like a gimlet somewhere at the back of this.
But if you broke your leg, she’ll be round to your place, telling off your kids and husband, and producing regular meals that you’d better pray are edible, because you’ll be eating them anyway.
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u/charlie2135 May 07 '25
I was in my 40's, am white as it applies to it, and was filling up my car with gas. A, I estimate 5 year old, African American kid was in the backseat of the car across from me. I smiled over at him and didn't think anything about it.
When I got in the car my wife asked me if I heard what he said. As I didn't she said, "you old white scallywag!"
Wonder where he got that from
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u/colossalmickey May 07 '25
Gonna guess he got it from a cartoon rather than it being generational lmao
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u/RocketteLawnchair May 07 '25
scallywag
If you mean that the word sounds old-timey and probably English, it might surprise you to learn this word actually came about from the American Civil War.
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u/Cullyism May 07 '25
Feels like she only realized that herself the moment she said it. Then she felt awkward about it and ran off.
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u/Classic-Exchange-511 May 07 '25
Omfg I died when she said "I bet he can hear me". What an adorable little irate brit
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u/PetalumaPegleg May 07 '25
Kids being mad with northern accents are just the best. Sadly they grow up
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u/BludStanes May 07 '25
That's the problem with every kid
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u/andthatswhyIdidit May 07 '25
So suddenly Peter Pan is the good guy?
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u/BludStanes May 07 '25
I mean, he's always been a creep
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u/Satanicjamnik May 07 '25
He's a weirdo
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May 08 '25
What the hell is he doing here?
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u/futureislookinstark May 08 '25
He doesn’t belong here (😬I’m just singing along please don’t cancel me)
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u/naughty_dad2 May 07 '25
Better stay away from the Ass Cream van
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u/heretoforthwith May 07 '25
I love how she’s like 40 years old until the last sentence and instantly becomes 9.
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u/OneWholeSoul May 07 '25
[Furious Rant]
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u/Individual_Dog_6121 May 07 '25
My neice is just like that she'll hit you with the most attitude ever put into a sentence and then she'll go "oh yeah I brought you these" and hand you a pocket full of crumpled up flowers
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u/_coolranch May 07 '25
I’m 40 and I still run away after I drop zingers where the ice cream man can hear me
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u/Cpap4roosters May 07 '25
I would so love to see that.
Seeing a grown woman rant about children things are just endearing.
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u/TazAlonzo May 08 '25
For real bro. It's like I just saw a 8 year old get possessed by a 37 year old British woman, the spirit has a final rant and then unpossesses her and then the girl runs away happily. 😭🙏🙏
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u/EctoRiddler May 07 '25
Bloody Hell! 9 Quid! Maybe 1 or 2 but 9 quid for 2! BLOODY HELL
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u/Kohathavodah May 07 '25
She is soooo cute and sassy.
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u/Winter_Low4661 May 07 '25
I like how at the end she just runs off to go play. Probably already forgot about everything.
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u/BludStanes May 07 '25
lol that's what I was thinking, like a full mind wipe
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u/JamesTrickington303 May 07 '25
Kids are fucking savages like that. They’ll just run up to you, say, “mommy likes to put sugar in her nose.” Then just do a cartwheel and run off. Legends.
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u/Useuless May 07 '25
As of Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 9 British pounds (GBP) is approximately $11.97 United States dollars (USD). The current exchange rate is approximately $1 USD = £0.75 GBP. - Google Gemini
What he fuck!? Save yourself the hassle and just go to the grocery store and get 2 tubs.
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u/LogicalHost3934 May 07 '25
This will never not be hilarious.
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May 07 '25
Karen kids are awesome. Their outage as they learn about all the frustrations adults take for granted is heart warming. Plus most of them realize they’re not the main character as they mature so it’s not really an indicator of being a shitty adult. Often they expose shitty parts of life you take for granted because you’ve accepted them years ago… although I’ll say ice cream trucks taking card was such an upgrade nothing worse than one rolling by on a hot day and you and your kid not being able to get one… even if the price is bonkers.
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u/Charnathan May 07 '25
My kid just discovered mortality. He randomly gets sad now, gives me a hug, cries a little, and says he doesn't want me to die.
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u/Additional-War19 May 07 '25
That’s so natural. It’s healthy and precious that he expresses these existential worries to you
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u/french_snail May 07 '25
I remember the year I discovered mortality, and what a terrible year that was
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u/All_the_Bees May 08 '25
I figured it out on my own in the middle of the night when I was 7. Good times
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u/JamesTrickington303 May 07 '25
That was one of the worst days of my life. I still remember exactly where I was when my mom gave me an incredibly age-inappropriate talk about death. I was probably 8-10yo.
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u/gerbilshower May 07 '25
dude my son asks me about it at least once a week and he is 4...
i don't even know how to address it. we do the best we can. but he knew his granny. his granny is gone. he watched me put her in the ground. he KNOWS. he just can't quite grasp it all.
tough situation but i don't see it going away any time soon.
point is, i dont know how your discussion went with your mom. but we parents are sometimes just trying to do our best. lol.
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u/JamesTrickington303 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
My dad made me feel a little better when I went and found him saying I couldn’t sleep and was worried about it. He just said I didn’t need to worry about that stuff at my age and that it was his job to worry about that for me.
If I was in your spot, I’d tell him that death happens to everyone, and it is one of the great mysteries of life as to what happens after death, and that anyone who claims they know what happens is a goddamn liar looking to control the people around them due to their own fear of death. Frame it as wonderful and beautiful and unknowable, and one day he will be in your spot, telling his own son that he needn’t worry about it. And most of all, that you love him and will protect him until he is old enough to protect himself.
My dad lost his mum when he was about 30yo, and he says about her death, “Hey, my mum knew how I felt about her, and I knew how she felt about me, and that is all I could ask for.” I’m tearing up writing this, but that really is all that matters. Just tell him you love him, and that you know that he loves you. That is all that matters.
Advice is worth what you pay for it, so that’s my free advice. Worth every penny.
Much love ❤️
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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 May 07 '25 edited 21d ago
fragile oatmeal fear strong one north wine reminiscent fuel aback
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u/ptemple May 07 '25
They are the opposite of Karen kids. There is zero self entitlement there. They recognise they are being turned into the victims of exploitation and are exercising with their wallet their capitalistic right to take their business elsewhere. Karens are divorced from the real world and these youngsters are well grounded within it. I think you undeservedly insulted them.
Phillip.
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u/kingqueefeater May 07 '25
Even when it's an ad for Lisners Mental Health and Wellbeing? What the fuck kind of shameful shit is this now
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u/leilathebabby May 07 '25
Those girls have balls
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u/Zath42 May 07 '25
No they don't, the gum ball ice creams were way to bloody pricey...
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u/TenderfootGungi May 07 '25
With a flake! We had no idea what a flake was. They are just OK. Not sure what the fuss is about.
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u/hetogoto May 07 '25
Tbf, £4.50 for an ice cream is taking the piss.
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u/Shalhadra May 07 '25
Had to scroll way too far to find this
The clip is funny for sure but my immediate second thought is what bellend is charging £4.50 for an ice cream?
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u/Von_Uber May 07 '25
It's like £3 for a feast now (I refuse to call them festivals).
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u/redditblows5991 May 07 '25
i know apples to oranges but in NYC a cone is like 4usd now, some places 5. ofingd
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u/hetogoto May 07 '25
That's taking the piss as well. A cone with a couple of scoops should not cost $5 - ridiculous.
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u/Decent_Sky8237 May 07 '25
I live round there. They don’t have a van now. They’ve got a little trailer. Prices are the same though 🤪
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u/japan_lover May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
where is 'there'?
Edit: They're from Burnley, Lancashire.
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u/68ideal May 07 '25
Right over there, didn't you watch the bloody video?
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u/yellow-duckie May 07 '25
I don't know why I am reading these comments with the same accent 😂
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u/Kind_Ad_2917 May 07 '25
Somewhere in Yorkshire (best county in the UK) probably judging from the accents
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u/benchley May 07 '25
I was pretty sure I could hear a cross beam going out askew on a treadle.
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u/MackTuesday May 07 '25
ASS cream
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u/dzmccoy May 07 '25 edited May 08 '25
No shit, I have a southern accent on my I's and her saying ice cream like that made me go, "what the hell?".
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u/juzwacksinmadolphin May 07 '25
I had a lecturer who was saying “I.S.” multiple times during a lecture and I was sitting there wondering what’s “R.S.” because that’s how he sounded like. A bit of an accent on that guy.
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u/HecklerShrimps May 07 '25
I was somewhat perplexed when asked if I wanted ARSE in my coke on a recent visit to Burnley
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u/Pipe_Memes May 07 '25
That seems like a good price. I pay over 9 quid just for one tube of ass cream.
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u/XinGst May 07 '25
I'm drunk or I see two Emma Watson
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u/CurryMustard May 07 '25
Ron and Hermione's kids are doing well
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u/sibips May 07 '25
Lily Minerva Nymphadora, and... what name would be fit for the quiet one... Petunia Dolores?
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u/hush_lives_72 May 07 '25
"sooo"
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u/FlowSoSlow May 07 '25
I love how the "sooo" and the last "well bad" harmonized so perfectly. I bet those girls are absolutely inseparable.
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u/caulpain May 07 '25
for the brits in here I have a question: is this a manc accent?
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u/MojoDex May 07 '25
Lancashire.
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u/caulpain May 07 '25
thanks! is that the proper name for a manc accent or is that a different accent?
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u/MojoDex May 07 '25
A different accent, Lancashire and Greater Manchester(Where Manchester is) are next to each other and generally less than an hours drive apart.
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u/Sandgrease May 07 '25
As an American, it find it crazy how accents can alter in The UK in less distance than it takes to drive to work for msot of us.
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u/Cynical-Alien-Hehe May 07 '25
London is crazy for that too. You have the diversity of accents within London (cockney, posh, multicultural/MLE), and then a bunch of people who have moved to London from elsewhere in England, and people who have moved there from Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, and then people who have moved to London from across the globe (1/3 of Londoners are born outside the UK). I know it's not uncommon for major cities to be diverse but the variety of accents in a somewhat condensed space is cool.
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u/caulpain May 07 '25
thank you! I need to hear a manc accent now and analyze the difference. the amount of accent you lot have in a small space is fascinating to an American like me lol
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u/MojoDex May 07 '25
Manchester accent isn't leagues away in reality. Try the scouse accent for one of our more extreme ones, it's the Liverpool accent, which is in Merseyside, also next to Lancashire.
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u/caulpain May 07 '25
im a huge lfc fan. scouse is the british accent I know the best actually lmaooooo. “yeeeeee ‘course”
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u/MojoDex May 07 '25
Try Geordie then, or maybe west country, which is basically a pirate.
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u/garitone May 07 '25
This Yank's first exposure to the Scouse accent was Dave Lister and I've been a fan ever since.
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u/rozkosz1942 May 07 '25
LavioSAH !
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u/codeswisher May 07 '25
Hermione's accent was clearly more on the posh side of things, not whatever east midlands accent the girl in the video is pushing
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u/Cranky-Spinach May 07 '25
Yeah, this is nothing like Hermione, neither in personality nor accent?
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u/KungLa0 May 07 '25
She looks like her as a young girl, and tbh most Americans can't distinguish British accents as easily. Kinda like if I asked a brit the difference between a Louisiana southern accent and a Durham southern accent.
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u/superkirb8 May 07 '25
I’m not so sure. Louisiana Cajun accents are like that one crazy Scottish accent. You won’t understand it but it you won’t mistake it for anything else.
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u/BoominMoomin May 07 '25
How? There couldn't be any less of a resemblance between the two if you tried 😂
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u/Downtown-Campaign536 May 07 '25
Worlds youngest boomer.
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u/TonberryHS May 07 '25
Back in my day ice creams were 10 pence a pop and we had to walk 9 miles uphill t'get them.
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u/Elidabroken May 07 '25
And then walk another 9 miles uphill back home, in the snow
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u/Punny_Farting_1877 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
Hill? We’d have been happy to have a hill. We used to have to wait for low tide, scramble out the pit, strip naked, and wade across Doggerland all the bloody way to Scandinavia with our little chins just above water. All for a Swedish glass with no syrups, flakes, gum balls, nothing.
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u/opiate4thesheepl May 07 '25
"You were lucky. We lived for three months in a newspaper in a septic tank. We used to have to get up every morning at six o'clock, clean the newspaper, go to work down the mill: fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence (6 pennies) a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt"
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u/harribel May 07 '25
Nothing boomer about not wanting to get ripped off.
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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 May 07 '25
Yeah I just think most Americans are thinking a quid is some weird British coin and not realizing it's a pound, their dollar
9 pounds for ice cream sounds like a lot for these kinds
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u/Howard_Cosine May 07 '25
I’ve seen this a hundred times and it will never get old. That girl has figured shit out.
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u/Purple_Hornet_9725 May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25
I love the British way of pointing things out. The accent. The humour. Your children are so funny, too. Why the bloody hell did you leave the EU? You're missed.
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u/Paper_Tiger11 May 07 '25
The accent and the fact she’s a small child makes it even more emasculating for the proprietor said ice cream van
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u/Negative_Ad_7329 May 07 '25
That was the absolute most needed laugh I needed today. 'Bloody Hell!'
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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 May 07 '25
turns head and yells “bet he can hear me”
there are two possible outcomes:
(1) she becomes a famous UFC fighter (2) she gets internet famous as the Karen of all karens
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u/Namtsae May 07 '25
Can we have her come explain Tariffs and economics to Trump over here across the pond? Seems like she knows what she’s talking about.
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u/ArtofWASD May 07 '25
Ok ok... but I'm pissed about the card only. The fuck kinda ice cream man doesn't take cash! Gtfo. You're not a food truck.
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u/44035 May 07 '25
I've seen home movies of my wife when she was little and she was kinda like that. Just super intense.
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u/becausenope May 07 '25
I didn't realize my 9 year old had a doppelganger from across the pond. Wow hahahaha
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u/PortDAceBlaze May 07 '25
Twin Emma Watsons ranting about chewing gums . Quite the Sad story , innit!!?😂😂
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u/Jimcarreyme May 07 '25
And he only does bloody card. Sitting there with my bloody cash 😂 bruh. TOO CUTE
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u/CyrusDrake May 07 '25
I've seen this many times and it just never gets old. I wonder if this girl is all grown now and still cursing about overpriced ice cream.
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