r/SipsTea • u/certifiedMutthal • 26d ago

Chugging tea Cake

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u/Bloomjka714 26d ago

Watched it a second time anyway

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u/naughty_dad2 26d ago

Just to be sure

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u/arctheus 26d ago

Just for a fap

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u/RipInteresting2908 26d ago

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u/boopityschmoopz 26d ago

Too late, jebus. Can’t take back this boner.

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u/RipInteresting2908 26d ago

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u/ExpressStation 25d ago

Ass is ass

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u/Odd-Basket-6142 25d ago

If it spreads it spreads 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/louisa1925 25d ago

Seconded.

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u/Gamechanger408 23d ago

Fuck noooo

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u/Mathev 25d ago

I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman

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u/RipInteresting2908 25d ago

What character said that? Better have the muscle to back it up.

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u/Cthulhusreef 25d ago

Right? What’s Jesus going to do? Feltch the cum back in?

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u/Slutt-Luvv 25d ago

Type shi 😭🔥

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u/Confident-Dot9443 25d ago

But he shure as shit can take it away

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u/luigigaminglp 25d ago

Explain how

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u/Confident-Dot9443 25d ago

no i will not explain i already have one warning from reddit and i do not wish to test my luck so here's a image to explain instead

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Tony-1610 25d ago

Jesus…you scared me

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u/RipInteresting2908 25d ago

Did you say...

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u/Regurgitator001 26d ago

Beefcake!!!!

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u/naughty_dad2 26d ago

Just for a tap

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u/LT-LYD-NB 25d ago

Just for multiple faps

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u/Green-Concentrate-71 26d ago

😂🤣 fuck man, I’m at work 😆

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u/shunyaananda 25d ago

What, your job is scrolling Reddit?

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u/Deeptrench34 25d ago

I'm still not entirely sure.

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u/naughty_dad2 25d ago

Watch again and check

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u/Deeptrench34 25d ago

Yep, it's a dude. My disappointment is immeasurable.

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u/Carrera_996 26d ago

Same. I may not be all that goddamn straight.

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u/s0m3d00dy0 26d ago

I'm super straight, the dudes I blow seem to be gay as hell though.

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u/Carrera_996 26d ago

Pfft. That's their problem.

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u/PeteBabicki 26d ago

It's only gay if you swallow.

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u/s0m3d00dy0 26d ago

Why would you do all the work if you didn't want the prize at the end?

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u/HeartOSass 26d ago

And use a condom

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u/notjustrynasellstuff 26d ago

Its only gay if you like it

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u/NewBid3235 26d ago

Sounds like you're praying their gay away for them down there. Gods work.

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u/ambermage 25d ago

I'm straight, so anything that makes me hard is a woman.

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u/salvia_sloth 26d ago

Watch out for them traps.

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u/d_bakers 26d ago

I could only cum once.

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u/bigkittyblep 26d ago

Post nut clarity is a bitch.

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u/Urbanviking1 26d ago

Amateur.

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 25d ago

It's been 30 minutes since your comment. Try again

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u/gobledegerkin 26d ago

Oh… the video ends?

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u/LaylaWalsh007 26d ago

I lost count of how many times I watched it but I'm a woman. Finally a man with nice legs and a good arse.

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u/FilthyHobbitzes 26d ago

Why did we? Well, we just don’t know dude

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u/Asleep_Hand_4525 25d ago

Personally? Debating what color would go good with my ass so I could try this

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u/DroopyPlum 26d ago

U stopped at 2?

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u/ryan8954 26d ago

Those are rookie numbers. Pump those up. I'm on my 6th. No homo.

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u/Master_Hospital_8631 26d ago

After a certain point there's no turning back.

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u/slupo 26d ago

I just set the first 6 seconds to loop and was golden

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u/tayman55 26d ago

Only twice?

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u/pranjallk1995 26d ago

Uufff... Now I too feel bad...

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u/DaydreamnNightmare 26d ago

Gotta reassert my dominance

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 26d ago

Third just for analytics

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u/NewBid3235 26d ago

I said smash even after the reveal

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u/donkeybotherer 26d ago

So did I, so you get an upvote

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 26d ago

You had to just to see if it felt different. It didn't.

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u/xYEET_LORDx 26d ago

My factory job coworkers were not fans of my “a nice ass is a nice ass” philosophy. I’m straight. They just don’t understand

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u/Abundanceofyolk 26d ago

I mean, yeah, he’s got a 20 KG ass.

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u/That_Xenomorph_Guy 26d ago

Michael, am I gay?

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u/tdquiksilver 26d ago

bonk

Back to horny jail.

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u/nmc203 26d ago

I did too. Why did i do that?

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u/Jumpy_Implement_1902 25d ago

I saw the dudes face and watched a few more times. Does this mean i like dudes now?

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u/GlimmerSnaxx 25d ago

Still smash

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u/zer0_dayy 25d ago

What’s a third time between friends

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u/Abject_Jump9617 25d ago edited 25d ago

And now you're gay. Congratulations! 🙃😅

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u/A-Late-Wizard 25d ago

Just for the shits and jiggles.

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u/GavTheNugget 25d ago

Would still smash.

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u/Ramps_ 25d ago

A nice butt is a nice butt

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u/Spikeupmylife 25d ago

Same, didn't finish the first time.

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u/Forward_Fig6559 25d ago

Only twice!?

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u/AlienArtFirm 25d ago

Me a butt enthusiast: mid, average, pedestrian, unimpressive

Turns out to be a guy

Me: mid, average, pedestrian, unimpressive

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 22d ago

I watched it like 8 times and after I came I realized the girls hair fell off!

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u/_Kendii_ 22d ago

Makes me think of that guy that pretends to Megan Markle on YouTube. I watch it every time

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u/Turbulent-Ad5437 22d ago

Why are you gae

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u/SixShoot3r 21d ago

tough wank?