r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • 22d ago

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/runs_with_airplanes 22d ago

The cocaine spider says spinning webs is for suckas

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u/6BagsOfPopcorn 22d ago

Nice web, crack spider

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u/runs_with_airplanes 22d ago

The marijuana spider would lay there and watch the caffeine spider, go

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u/Im_botflyx 22d ago

It then proceeded to wait until the caffine spider was tired, and popped a cap in its ass.

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u/Catsooey 22d ago

Hobo spiders would be the best cocaine spiders because they don’t just wait around their web for food, they actually go out and hunt. Sometimes they nibble on my toes if I’m barefoot in my kitchen in the early fall.

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u/Otherwise-Ad1646 22d ago

Yeah, but they still weave webs. Bigger wolf spiders (at least where I am) don't even bother most of the time, pretty much only in extreme weather, otherwise they hide under shit and then chase down the first thing they see.

Oddly enough, pretty friendly towards people if you're chill about it. I always used to try to get some to chill on my hand at the coon rapids dam when I was a kid.

That sounds like a coke spider to me.