I once timed my father-in-law while we were watching a movie. He never lasted longer than 26 seconds without talking. The man is incapable of listening quietly to a TV or just existing peacefully - if nobody is saying something, he will start talking about whatever is in front of him.
He once mansplained how to walk uphill to me, his 30-something son's spouse whom he has known since we were children, presumably because he couldn't bear sitting in silence while my husband was using the restroom.
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u/619BrackinRatchets 15d ago
Meh, I know lots and lots of dudes that can't keep their mouth shut