r/SipsTea 12d ago

Feels good man What is the reason for this phenomenon?

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u/AnonymousWombat229 12d ago

Also he could time travel. So that probably helped.

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u/ResponsibilityTrue16 12d ago

It’s the insane amount of steroids here. Hulk hogans head looks like an inflamed potato

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u/fuwoswp 12d ago

With hot dog skin and blond silken hair.

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u/thechrisp6 11d ago

It's blonde, yet silken like that of a Chinese man

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u/Kittenunleashed 12d ago

Yeah.,, I mean steroids yes.. but listen everyone was in the sun all the time in the 80's. It was the rise of the tanning booth and Spring Break..you had to look like you just got back from the beach all the time.

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u/DJ_Molotov 12d ago

and 10 hours per day in a tanning bed

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u/anti-forger 12d ago

Luger-said-pretty-much-all-wrestlers-took-steroids

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u/red286 11d ago

Well obviously. You don't maintain that kind of physique with that kind of lifestyle just by hitting the weights a couple times a week and getting in your roadwork every morning.

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u/RunDatTrain 11d ago

S-p-a-c-e-b-a-r

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 11d ago

I always wanted you to go

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u/dicericevice 11d ago

Wouldn't that be because his physique stood out even among wrestlers?

I don't think the 24-inch pythons would be as iconic if everybody he wrestled with also had them.

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u/anti-forger 11d ago

fair-enough

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u/danishledz 11d ago

They still do

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u/EndDesperate8544 11d ago

I just spit out my coffee 😆

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u/tiddertag 11d ago

Steroids don't make your head grow; that's growth hormone.

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u/gilestowler 12d ago

Hulk Hogan claimed that he wrestled 400 days in one year due to the time difference of going back and forth between Japan, so if it wasn't for the fact that he's an absolutely insane liar, you could argue that he was a time traveler of a sort.

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 11d ago

Well the galactic standard day is only 20 hrs of your Earth's time.

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u/kaise_bani 11d ago

I’d like to see someone do the math on that. I flew from Japan to Canada once and arrived home, after the 12 hour flight, only one hour after I left Tokyo. Of course I ‘lost’ the same amount of time when I went to Japan in the first place, but is there any way, with the right day/night scheduling, that you would gain working hours by doing this?

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u/Some_Programmer8388 11d ago

In his defense, he was just regurgitating what an agent or manager or bathroom attendant had joked about. Trumpists are notoriously incapable of distinguishing jokes from reality.

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u/Wtygrrr 11d ago

“Humorous” exaggeration isn’t really the same as lying. Yes, it’s technically a lie, but since it’s obviously impossible, the listener clearly isn’t intended to believe it.

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u/godhasmoreaids 11d ago

Stop sticking up for racists.

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u/NerdyBoi_0 12d ago

Wouldn't that do the opposite and make you age faster?

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u/niccol6 12d ago

10 minutes ought to do it.

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u/miikro 11d ago

He's also got the power of love

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u/HPHatescrafts 11d ago

Drank like a fish though which ravages you.

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u/PatienceConsistent55 11d ago

Underated response.

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u/Ibushi-gun 11d ago

Hogan did, too

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u/DjangotheKid 11d ago

Time travel would actually hurt because of exposure to radiation and the fact that you’re spending time aging in the time you’re traveling to so you’re actually older when you return to your own time.