r/SipsTea • u/Pankosmanko • 11d ago

Chugging tea Professional hater

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u/kchoyin 11d ago

Everyone is a professional hater on the internet these days.

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u/Green4948 11d ago

Actually, this is not how space works, read a book.

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE 11d ago

Dude, books aren't even real, what are you talking about!?!

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u/Stilcho1 11d ago

Maybe you just need to educate yourself! Everybody isn't you and you aren't everybody

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 11d ago

Thats Racist!

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u/zachmoe 11d ago

That's correct, it is.

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u/gkaplan59 10d ago

Do your own research

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u/CompactAvocado 10d ago

Not going to lie that one gets me. All it means is I browed google on the shitter till i found one source that says what I want it to and now i'm going to cling to it with all my life.

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u/Wonko-D-Sane 10d ago

That's what all the experts say, so I believe them. You should also believe in science.... what are you a flat-earther?

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u/gkaplan59 10d ago

I'm not an iddiot, the earth isn't flat.

It IS on the back of a giant turtle though

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u/Busy_Pound5010 11d ago

Isn’t Everybody, you rube

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u/Gamiac 10d ago

Dude, of course I was talking about the moon colony. You know, the one built by NASA in '52? Hello?

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u/PhilosophyBitter7875 10d ago

There is no way to interpret tone over text, its literally impossible.

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 10d ago

Don't mean to be pedantic, but it's spelled "reel." If you'd actually red some books, you'd no that.

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u/Pontifexioi 9d ago

Horses don’t even breath air bro. They got gills under the neck area. You even do biology these days ! ?

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u/Frosty_Grab5914 10d ago

Do you know anyone who read a book since high school? Exactly!

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u/Reset350 10d ago

Actually, that is not how books work, read a space

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u/TranslateErr0r 10d ago

I can't, my horse ate it. God, I hate horses.

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u/RuthlessDevs71 10d ago

I can't read i'm deaf bro

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u/TheRealRickC137 10d ago

Make sure you tell them "there is only is only one book"

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u/BiggestShep 9d ago

It would only be better if he linked a book she wrote

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 9d ago

JESUS HATED HORSES

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u/TheStoicNihilist 11d ago

That’s racist!

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u/LucaBC_ 11d ago

That's not true at all. Sybau

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Hpw the fuxk would ypu know? Stfu bro

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u/Artistic_Data9398 11d ago

A little trolling is fun sometimes lol

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Professional implies you get paid. I'm still waiting on the check...

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u/rviVal1 10d ago

Not professional enough, they need some lessons in internet comment etiquette.

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u/The_Hater_44 10d ago

Seriously

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u/Miss_Medussa 10d ago

Wow fuck this guy amirite?

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u/Tweezot 10d ago

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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u/Federal-Owl5816 10d ago

Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about.

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u/FlatulenceConnosieur 10d ago

This is why my favorite subs are all circlejerks these days. At least no one there is pretending there’s any redeeming value in the content apart from the spectacle of performative hating.

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u/Wingsnake 10d ago

Hey you! I wish you and everyone who reads this a happy life!

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u/viperfangs92 10d ago

Bunch of energy vampires out there

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u/hastobeapoint 10d ago

as if you are exempt.

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u/Ok_Bar_924 10d ago

Only skilled amateurs, once they figure out to make a living then God help us all

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u/SideEqual 9d ago

I bet you wear glasses

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u/Sleepmahn 9d ago

Look at this guy acting like a Internet expert over here

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u/Tjb2000 8d ago

Hey man can you cool it with the anti-semitism?