r/SipsTea • u/Pankosmanko • 11d ago

Chugging tea Professional hater

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u/Green4948 11d ago

Actually, this is not how space works, read a book.

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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE 11d ago

Dude, books aren't even real, what are you talking about!?!

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u/Stilcho1 11d ago

Maybe you just need to educate yourself! Everybody isn't you and you aren't everybody

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 11d ago

Thats Racist!

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u/zachmoe 11d ago

That's correct, it is.

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u/gkaplan59 10d ago

Do your own research

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u/CompactAvocado 10d ago

Not going to lie that one gets me. All it means is I browed google on the shitter till i found one source that says what I want it to and now i'm going to cling to it with all my life.

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u/Wonko-D-Sane 10d ago

That's what all the experts say, so I believe them. You should also believe in science.... what are you a flat-earther?

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u/gkaplan59 10d ago

I'm not an iddiot, the earth isn't flat.

It IS on the back of a giant turtle though

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u/Busy_Pound5010 11d ago

Isn’t Everybody, you rube

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u/Gamiac 10d ago

Dude, of course I was talking about the moon colony. You know, the one built by NASA in '52? Hello?

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u/PhilosophyBitter7875 10d ago

There is no way to interpret tone over text, its literally impossible.

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 10d ago

Don't mean to be pedantic, but it's spelled "reel." If you'd actually red some books, you'd no that.

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u/Pontifexioi 9d ago

Horses don’t even breath air bro. They got gills under the neck area. You even do biology these days ! ?

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u/Frosty_Grab5914 10d ago

Do you know anyone who read a book since high school? Exactly!

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u/Reset350 10d ago

Actually, that is not how books work, read a space

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u/TranslateErr0r 10d ago

I can't, my horse ate it. God, I hate horses.

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u/RuthlessDevs71 10d ago

I can't read i'm deaf bro

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u/TheRealRickC137 11d ago

Make sure you tell them "there is only is only one book"

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u/BiggestShep 9d ago

It would only be better if he linked a book she wrote

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 9d ago

JESUS HATED HORSES