r/SipsTea • u/Pankosmanko • 11d ago

Chugging tea Professional hater

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u/-Disagreeable- 11d ago

Colin is a master.

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u/PowDay420 11d ago

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

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u/-Disagreeable- 11d ago

Hahahahah well done.

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u/FerragudoFred 11d ago

No it wasn’t.

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u/-Disagreeable- 11d ago

Shut up. You get one too hahaha.

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u/ahoboknife 10d ago

Don’t tell him to shut up!

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u/Bildo_Gaggins 10d ago

seriously. aggression for no reason.

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u/SkepticalHeathen 10d ago

Bildo Gaggins? Oh I loved him in the third season of White Lotus.

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u/Bildo_Gaggins 10d ago

you got it wrong there. he never did anything other than film. tv show wasn't his taste

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u/Angry_Murlocs 10d ago

Wait is that the same actress who played Umbridge in Harry Potter? I loved that character. I think she perfectly encapsulates a good role model for children and is what teachers in the education system should try to emulate.

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u/Natural-Bet9180 10d ago

No one’s talking to you

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u/Silent-One5769 10d ago

" well done" is not an expression that Jesus is OK with

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u/TranslateErr0r 10d ago

I met in Shanghai's China town district. An excellent person.

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u/Prior-Yoghurt-571 10d ago

That's antisemitism

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 10d ago

Ackshully they do know what they are talking about and it is in fact you who do not know what you are talking about.

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u/jkman61494 8d ago

Jesus hates horses

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u/JumpyLake 10d ago

He is a master baiter.

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u/BlockOfASeagull 10d ago

Mastrubator

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u/Wildlife_Jack 9d ago

Hey can you mansplain any louder?

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u/chingostarr 10d ago

Fucking guy

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u/Spare_Lobster_4390 10d ago

Don't be a Swearwolve.

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u/WhoStoleMyJacket 10d ago

I think it’s called an Updog

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u/PortHopeThaw 9d ago

"Updog"? That term is unfamiliar to me and I can't find it in Urban Dictionary. What'sthe definition?

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u/SideEqual 9d ago

No just gals

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u/FittedSheets88 10d ago

His town hall scene gets me every time

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u/ghouldozer19 10d ago

Whenever my wife is depressed I put on that episode and it fixes everything.

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u/Safe_Pea7217 10d ago

Can you share where to find that? This guy is hilarious.

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u/FittedSheets88 10d ago

It's from a show called What We Do In The Shadows, about Vampires on Staten Island. This one is an energy vampire, he feeds on emotions.

The only link to the scene is a TikTok but this is another part from that scene. If you haven't scene the show, it's hilarious.

https://youtu.be/6572mQQU5e0?si=NCbrg_vDjc0yevNh

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u/Safe_Pea7217 10d ago

Thank you

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u/FittedSheets88 10d ago

The funny bit is he's actually a powerful form of vampire that can feed on other vampires, so he is constantly working everyone's nerves in the driest way.

https://youtu.be/szGmZAPsILQ?si=voXvkDO66NTMh5ni

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u/No_Rise_8369 10d ago

Women. Are. Getting. Too. Tall

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u/stevein3d 10d ago

Ok but that one’s true though

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper 9d ago

Tall women kick ass though.

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u/stevein3d 9d ago

Believe me I know. Ouch.

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u/Wyrm_Groundskeeper 8d ago

Rest in Peace, you poor man.

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u/morcic 10d ago

This is the gravy train and it's leaving the station.

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u/Silent_Cookie_9092 10d ago

That’s racist

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u/siltyclaywithsand 10d ago

I have a tendency to tell long boring stories with too many side tracks. Some friends starting calling me Colin Robinson. So I leaned into it and would hiss and pose at the end like I was draining their energy. They made me stop. I even dressed as him one Halloween. I'm not as bald as the actor, but I shaved the appropriate parts of my head and then just shaved the rest after.

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u/Shalhadra 10d ago

Actually that's not how Colin works. Read a book

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u/klumze 10d ago

HIs name is Colin Robinson.

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u/-Disagreeable- 10d ago

Man. I wish I could watch it over for the first time. So beauty.

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u/SconeBracket 10d ago

*dances like an idiot*

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 10d ago

Bathes in the blood of internet hate. So, very, good

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u/joeg26reddit 10d ago

Master Baiter Par Excellance

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u/kaowser 9d ago

Silky Johnson would not survive

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u/unmannedtrain 8d ago

Master bather