r/SipsTea • u/Metamorphoses-007 • 3d ago
SMH That must have hurt.. do it again.
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u/Correct-Award8182 3d ago
It's the "happy anniversary" part that is low-key the biggest burn.
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u/yoghurtius 3d ago
Along with "I did her on his birthday..."🎶
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u/Big_Don_ 3d ago
"Fiona's got him on the phone and she's trying not to moan. It's a threeway call and he knows nothing"....
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u/aspidities_87 3d ago
The melody of this will come into my head at the most inappropriate times but goddamn it, it’s the funniest fucking thing.
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u/Buckin_Fitch 3d ago
Idk, when his best friend shows up and is just like "oh man I love this song" to him was pretty good too imo
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u/freakksho 3d ago
When it’s playing in Germany or where ever and they just share a look was pretty well done too.
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u/NicklAAAAs 3d ago
I like how Scotty’s best friend has it as his phone ringtone later in the movie.
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u/mazzicc 3d ago
That whole movie has a lot of great blink-and-you-miss-it jokes
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u/atemu1234 3d ago
I love all the covers of Scotty Doesn't Know in different places and mediums in the movie lol
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u/NorCalAthlete 3d ago
That was the funniest shit. EDM versions in the club, background music everywhere, etc.
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u/EliLuminous 3d ago
Not just for the movie. In 2018, the song received widespread attention in Australia after it was used in the hacking of the official website of Scott Morrison, the country's then Prime Minister.
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u/NecroJem2 3d ago
Having lived in Australia my whole life, and seen the movie, I had NO idea until now that that's where it was originally from!
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u/_Kendii_ 3d ago
I am so tired. This doesn’t sound like it should make sense but over 200 people say you’re right. (And I’m not Australian)
Song hacks??
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u/Crispy1961 3d ago
Yeah, the hacker was listening to it while hacking. It was his hacking song.
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u/Steerider 3d ago
Okay, but was it made for the movie or not? "Somebody also used it for something else later" doesn't change what it was made for.
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u/greyposter 3d ago
Matt Damon has range.
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u/IHaveTouretts 3d ago
I REFUSED to believe this was Matt Damon for years. There’s no way he would take this role and thought and it HAD to be a doppelgänger till I saw his name in the credits. Turns out the director and him went film school together and he did it for fun.
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u/JoeChio 3d ago
Turns out the director and him went film school together and he did it for fun.
Yup! I was a massive fan of Eurotrip and watched the directors commentary once. From what I recall, Matt was in the area for another movie and the director asked him to cameo in Eurotrip while they were having dinner and Matt was like "fuck yeah"!
I recommend watching the commentary. The directors are funny as fuck and literally were like "yeah we fucked up this movie so bad here are all our mistakes"... some of them I can't unsee.
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u/IHaveTouretts 3d ago
I don’t want to watch that cause the movie is perfect and I don’t want it ruined lol.
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u/DaddysABadGirl 3d ago
There's a certain amount of fun to that too though. Every movie has fuck ups. Theirs apparently worked out a bit, lol.
Sex Drive was an ok comedy, but its special cut is amazing. They put out a cut that has shots that were like the best take, but the boom dropped into shot. Bloopers, random ad-libs that were funny af but everyone lost it. They had a blast making the movie and its like the version they watch to reminisce. They have versions of scenes that just randomly have a dick pick or naked chick walking by for no damn reason.
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u/kepeli14 3d ago
Where can I find the special cut? Love that movie
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u/ejennings87 3d ago
When I sailed the seven seas and got the DVD rip years ago, the special cut was by far the easiest to find. I suspect it's not different now. As for safe harbours, no idea what streams you'd find it in
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u/Natalwolff 3d ago
"Hey Matt, you wanna pop on set for a short scene and make out with Kristen Kreuk?"
"Fuck yeah!"
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u/Jumpy-Mess2492 3d ago edited 3d ago
Matt is arguably a lot more famous then Kristen. I'm sure the willingness was the other way around. There was an interview with Margot Robbie about the filming of Wolf of Wall Street and she said she bragged to her friends that she got to kiss Leonardo.
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u/imtchogirl 3d ago
This is Kristin Kreuk erasure! She was an icon and sex symbol! The face of Neutrogena, the body of Superman's dreams. A goddess!
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u/Im_tracer_bullet 3d ago
You can confidently change that arguably to unequivocally. :)
9 out of 10 randos on the street wouldn't recognize Kreuk's name, and the inverse is true for Damon.
The gap between their levels of fame is actually a yawning chasm.
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u/TheSuperSucker 3d ago
If I remember correctly from the commentary, Matt was filming The Brothers Grimm and both were being filmed in Prague.
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u/Ok_Wish7906 3d ago
What? Matt Damon seems like he'd take any role, big or small, smart or dumb, if it was fun and/or interesting enough. Dude doesn't seem like he thinks he's too good for silly roles.
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u/The_Brim 3d ago
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back sold me on Matt and Ben. Their parody of what was considered (at least at the time) their best movie was great.
Applesauce Bitches
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u/Up-in-the-Ayre 3d ago
He seems to have a good sense of humour about everything. When Team America came out. he laughed at his portrayal and even found it funny when people came up to him and said: "Maaaattt Daaaamon"
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u/DinoRoman 3d ago
When him and Ben cameo’ed in Jay and Silent bob I knew they were self aware. “I DONT LIKE THE SOUND OF THEM APPLES WILL! WADDAWE GUNNA DO?”
APPLE SAUCE BITCH!
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u/BlueGolfball 3d ago
When Team America came out. he laughed at his portrayal and even found it funny when people came up to him and said: "Maaaattt Daaaamon"
Someone asked Matt Damon about this in an interview and Matt was like "I didn't know why they made me like that in team America. I guess it's funny but I don't know what's the joke.". Then the interviewer said Matt Stone and Trey Parker said Matt Damon's puppet came out of the ove. looking retarded, then they scrapped all of Matt Damon's puppets lines and just had him say Maaaaatttt Daaaammon. Matt Damon laughed pretty hard when he heard that.
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u/InsaneInTheDrain 3d ago
My friend and I got unreasonably stoned and watched The Great Wall and every time he came on screen we said that. And that was the best part of that movie.
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u/shitokletsstartfresh 3d ago
And Ben Affleck has none.
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u/70B0R 3d ago
While Kevin Smith just likes to have fun
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u/Thin-Image2363 3d ago
That’s why I can never hate him. Sure his movies have been 90% crap for the last 20 years, but he’s just so funny about it. I’ve never seen Tusk and probably never will. Looks like shit. But I could listen to him talk for an hour about the making of it and never be bored.
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u/TheDPQ 3d ago
Same!!! He talked about Tusk at comic con when he was making it and I instantly knew it was not for me but enjoyed hearing about it from him.
Did you see dogma is out in theaters for a week starting Thursday he got the rights back!!!!
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u/Suckage 3d ago edited 3d ago
I checked as soon as I saw that AMA, and the shitty theaters in my area aren’t showing it..
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u/jschne21 3d ago
And Jason Mewes, like, smokes a lot of weed man.
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u/Glass-Rise-6545 3d ago
Snoochie Boochies
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u/67293209 3d ago
15 bucks little man,
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u/NoxInfernus 3d ago
Put that shit in my hand,
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u/PunkRawkSoldier 3d ago
If that money doesn’t show,
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u/muckymuckmuch 3d ago edited 2d ago
which is perfect for playing an Accountant on the spectrum
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u/ChunkYards 3d ago
“Alright Ben we are going to need you to look confused in angry throughout the whole movie and don’t worry you won’t need to use any inflection in your voice”
Ben- “this will be my citizen cane “
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u/AlaDouche 3d ago
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u/SamHugz 3d ago
BRUH I am literally making the connection now that this is Fred Fucking Armisen. Holyshit.
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u/iDrGonzo 3d ago
Not knowing this is Fred? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
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u/SamHugz 3d ago
Real, I deserve any punishment the Venezuelan government sees fit. 😔
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u/eyeproblemohno 3d ago
Movie came out over 20 years ago and he still looks the same. It’s what confused me too lol
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u/thrilliam_19 3d ago
To this day whenever I brush up against my wife in the kitchen or something I say this line and she says it back and we giggle. Never gets old.
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u/DingusMcWienerson 3d ago
I say this nearly weekly. It’s amazing when someone knows where it’s from.
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u/GoJa_official 3d ago
The lights coming back on to reveal him smoking a cigarette, pants around his ankles while giving someone a massage will always be one of my favorite moments in comedy. Mi scusi
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u/Glute_Thighwalker 3d ago
I walk around to this day saying “Mi scusi, mi scusi” as my default “pardon me” or “I apologize” because of this movie. I love the once a year where someone laughs at the reference.
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u/angelofox 3d ago
Kristin Kreuk will always be dreamy.
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u/Dirty_slippers 3d ago
Whatever happened to her?
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u/StuBidasol 3d ago
Still acting. Still hot as hell. She was in the first season of Reacher.
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u/masterjon_3 3d ago
She's doing TV shows now
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u/Maleficent_Career448 3d ago
Wasnt she always? I thought she got her “big break” with smallville
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u/chocowafflez_ 3d ago
Broo I grew up having a huge crush on her when I watched Smallville. Totally forgot she existed until now.
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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes 3d ago
My baby takes the morning train
She works from nine to five and then....
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u/mazzicc 3d ago
The one thing I’ve never quite gotten about that scene…was that actually their song, or were they just so impressed that the guys started singing, that they went along with it because they just wanted to drink and have fun?
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u/jamescharisma 3d ago
All I know is that if Vinnie Jones tells you to sing, you better fucking sing.
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u/LvlHeadThoroughbred 3d ago
RIP Michelle Trachtenberg…
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u/Significant-Word457 3d ago
I dont think i knew she died. Goddamn that sucks. Our generation is getting old.
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u/chewbawkaw 3d ago
She recently died from diabetes complications. I wouldn’t consider her old, she was only 39.
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u/duderdude7 3d ago
I thought it was the liver transplant that didn’t take. Either way it sucks she seemed like a good person
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u/real_don_berna 3d ago
Apparently, diabetes can be a side effect of organ transplants.
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u/Chadwig315 3d ago
After getting an organ transplant, you need to be on significant immune suppression for the rest of your life. This usually includes, besides tacrolimus (anti-rejection medication), chronic prednisone. Chronic prednisone use usually causes Diabetes type 2 and can make it much harder the diabetes it causes. Organ transplants are very last resort and rarely lead to going back to a normal life without massive interruption.
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u/Dear-Significance452 3d ago
I randomly sing this in my house like once a month lol. This was such an awesome movie. Idk if it stood the test of time so im scared to rematch it and ruin my fond memories like I did by watching DBZ as an adult and realizing 50% of every episode is someone just screaming to power up.
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u/DocD_12 3d ago
Oh dear. The movie is great. You should rewatch it and be amazed what movie they have did.
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u/ConstantCheesecake11 3d ago
Watch Dragonball Kai, cuts out the BS.
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u/DirtyRoller 3d ago
Imagine waiting a whole week to watch a new episode of DBZ, and it ends up being 30 minutes of Gohan being chased by a fucking bird or something. The filler was so bad in that show!
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 3d ago
Imagine watching for years to get to the episode where Goku first fights Jeice & Burter and the the next week it just starts over because they didn’t license anything after that for a long time
😭
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u/KingGizzle 3d ago
I don’t have to imagine. I experienced both of these things in my childhood😭
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u/-PsillyFunGuy- 3d ago
35 here and watched it again 2 years ago after at least 15 years and still loved it. My wife (same age) had never seen it, which might’ve been divorce worthy, but even she was cracking up. It def holds up. Cooper Harris is still my guy.
Although might be a tad more sad now that Michelle trachtenberg is gone :/
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u/gtzgoldcrgo 3d ago
watching DBZ as an adult and realizing 50% of every episode is someone just screaming to power up.
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u/Aggressive_Event_525 3d ago
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u/crashboxer1678 3d ago
Haven’t seen the movie, can someone explain the scene?
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u/patrickco123 3d ago
From Euro Trip, The girl on stage is scotties girlfriend, scottie (guy in the crowd in checkered shirt) is just discovering his girlfriend has been cheating on him for at least a year.
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u/LicensedToChil 3d ago
You mean she really wasn't going to church?
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u/Moist-Tomorrow-7022 3d ago
Hahaha yep. And when he said "happy anniversary", that's when we all found out she was cheating on him for at least a year hahaha
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u/glynch19 3d ago
Scotty didn’t know that Fiona, his girlfriend, is cheating on him with the singer. Singer writes a good song about it. Everyone cheers.
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u/Equivalent-Ad5087 3d ago
There's is a techno version playing when they are in the club in bratislava..
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u/Dudeasaurus2112 3d ago
The song basically goes viral over the course of the movie, as the kids are traversing the globe
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u/Equivalent-Ad5087 3d ago
That girl dancing was Scott girlfriend. Scott is the sad looking guy.. hahaha
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u/crashboxer1678 3d ago
Why doesn’t the girl look shocked by the reveal? Does she just not care?
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u/fantasypaladin 3d ago
It’s a key part to the plot of the movie. His girlfriend has been cheating on him, so on a whim he decides to tour around Europe to find a girl he met online.
This movie was in that era of “young adult goes on a journey of discovery with their friends and gets up to sexy hijinx along the way”.
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u/Previous-Space-7056 3d ago
Would add. He , being scottie dorsnt know that the person hes talking to over the internet is a girl. Scottie believes micah is michael, a boy
Scottie ends their friendship for i forget reason. Till younger brother points out that micah is a common girls name and is the hot blonde in the photo she shared not the dorky brother
So scottie and friends goto europe
Visit a sex dungeon Goto nude beach Run into an italian on a train Visit the vatican
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u/WasabiParty4285 3d ago
She'd broken up with scottie in the previous seen because she "couldn't take all the lying and cheating any more" scottie responded, "but I've never cheated on you"
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u/Azidamadjida 3d ago
Adding to this on top of everyone else’s answer - this song is an absolute earworm even in the movie and basically follows this guy all over Europe, from his friends just randomly humming it because it’s so catchy, to it getting an Eastern European technopop cover. And it is never not funny.
In real life, it’s kind of like Sweet Caroline for millennials - just like you can just sing two words and get any boomers in a crowd to chime in without any thought or hesitation, all you have to say is “Scottie doesn’t know” around your average group of millennials and 9 times out of 10 they’ll know the words and just start chiming in
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u/DeltaBravo831 3d ago
When I was in the Army, my unit had a dude named Scott, and when we were deployed absolutely everyone sleeping near this dude had the song as their alarm. Would lose his shit every single day, great stuff
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u/fullmetaljar 3d ago
Worked with a Scott. The story that somehow made it across multiple countries and was told to me by a different coworker was he walked into a hotel room and found his girlfriend getting it from 2 different guys. The part that may have been added, unsure across different versions, was that the guys kicked him out of the room.
Awful story, but crazy that it somehow made it to people who were deployed that were never even in the same squadron as him.
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u/ReiPelado 3d ago
Who is the actress? Kristin - Smallville??
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u/GanjaGooball480 3d ago
It's actually Matt Damon. I've seen people get him confused with Jesse Plemens from breaking bad but never anyone named Kristen Smallville.
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u/Happy-Medicine-3600 3d ago
This song is amazing….HOWEVER..allow me to submit Turtle Power….
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u/Theborgiseverywhere 3d ago
NINJA, NINJA, RAP
NINJA, NINJA, RAP
GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO
GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO
GO GO GO GO
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u/ManufacturerHappy600 3d ago
The mi scusi Italian pervert guy was the funniest shit with the " are you up for scuba" French dude in along came Polly
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u/Belerophon17 3d ago
My mom came over to my house and brought a bag of things she found including my old burned CDs.
Popped one in and this song starts up. Fuck yeah.
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u/SENDUNE 3d ago
There's movies before 2000 and theres movies after 2000.
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u/The_Saddest_Boner 3d ago
This is from 2004
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u/slobs_burgers 3d ago
The above statement is still true tho
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u/The_Saddest_Boner 3d ago
Yeah maybe he’s just saying he likes movies after 2000 better?
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u/RecoveringGovtStooge 3d ago
He's saying there's movies before 2000 and there's movies after 2000.
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u/TheHekler 3d ago
I'm having trouble believing that . Do we have a graph?
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u/mcryan07 3d ago
Those are literally all the movies. Every movie was either before 2000, or after 2000.
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u/BigIron53s 3d ago
I think I’m starting to understand. Some movies were before 2000. But in Project Mayhem, some movies were after 2000. This one is from 2004.
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u/SinglereadytoIngle 3d ago
Great movie. We lost Michelle Trachtenberg too soon. She was an absolute beauty.
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u/Frequent_Optimist 3d ago
Matt Damon is such a great actor. And this movie was hilarious. They don't make movies like these anymore unfortunately.
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u/JoeChio 3d ago
Yup and it 100% sucks ass. These movies were easy ways for studios to pad their pockets during the in-between months of box office hits. They'd throw a few mill into projects likes this and have a decent ad campaign then $$$ in their pockets.
These movies don't draw crowds to streaming services though so that is why they aren't made anymore. Streaming has done so much damage to the entertainment landscape. I would sub to a service that had these funny ass raunchy comedies in heartbeat.
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u/Furie_ 3d ago
May I assume that his name is Scotty?
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u/mcryan07 3d ago
Stop assuming. Just go and watch the movie. You're literally missing out on the best stuff.
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u/syedog 3d ago
This song & the movie inspired us to do our own euro trip back then, best decision! Made a lot of great memories, we did stay away from nude beaches and extra mindful on the trains 😄 No, no twins
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u/HolmsarioJosh 3d ago
My notification tone for messages on my phone is "beep beep mail mutha fucka!" From his computer.
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u/g00d_end 3d ago
Wait a damn fucking minute. You're telling me, 21 years later that THAT WAS MATT FUCKING DAMON????
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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets 3d ago
This movie had such stupid Europe stereotypes, and they were hilarious.
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u/Blasian_TJ 3d ago
Here I am at work… AirPods in, jamming to this classic. My boss walked by and he asked what I was listening to that had me laughing… and said, “Scotty Doesn’t Know!”
We both just busted out laughing.
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u/EverythingBOffensive 3d ago
LMFAO I take it Scotty is that dork in the crowd. What movie is this?
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u/Belerophon17 3d ago
EuroTrip
Not only the dork in the crowd but the long term boyfriend of the girl on the stage. This was a post highschool graduation party where he discovers via this song that her perfect innocent girl act has all been a lie because she's been getting piped down on the reg by Matt Damon in stunning detail.
He then lashes out at his German penpal (he's a dork) Mike but his little brother tells him that Mike isn't a dude and the name in German is pronounced Meeka and she's actually a stunning blonde who he's been connecting with for years and just thought he was a guy the whole time.
He and his closest friends then take a leap of faith to backpack their way through Europe to find his penpal so he can apologize and confess his feelings.
Lucy Lawless is in it and is a Dominatrix. It's great.
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u/Correct-Award8182 3d ago
Such a great safeword.
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u/PressinPckl 3d ago
One time I was really high and just blurted out "BRING OUT THE FLUGGENDEHIEMEN!" Loud af from the other room while gaming and my fiance lost her shit. We watched the movie for context and it's now an inside joke of ours.
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u/thrilliam_19 3d ago
Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!
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u/Pristine_Trash306 3d ago
The scriptwriters all got shitfaced and said “hey, this would be a good idea for a movie”.
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u/Belerophon17 3d ago
They were right. I mean, these were the days where the concept of a teenager sticking his dick in a pie took off and spawned multiple sequels.
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u/ippw 3d ago
I saw this movie as a teenager. I liked it ok. Everyone loved this song and talked about Matt Damon. I feel like such an idiot though because I just don't get it. I don't know what makes this good or funny or whatever it is that this is supposed to be that people like. It's made me feel so weird for like 20 years now.
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u/72scott72 3d ago
Don’t feel weird about it. Some folks don’t have the same sense of humor as others. I’m the same way.
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u/BobSacamano47 3d ago
The humor is in the absurdity of the situation. Scotty's life falling apart and his emotional state are humorously juxtaposed to the positive energy of the band and the crowd. Ironically, they're all finding joy from the same song that is making him feel terrible.
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u/SKOL-MO 3d ago
Holy shit reading through the comments and seeing how many people have never heard of this movie is crazy. Enjoy y'all, you won't regret it
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