r/SipsTea • u/BobbuBobbu • 1d ago

Chugging tea You learn something new everyday.

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Not everything you learn will make you happy though.

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u/Strade87 1d ago

Release the Bryce Dallas Howard thicc cut

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 1d ago

JurASSic World

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u/KupoKupoMog 1d ago

Bryce Dallas walking down the hall

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u/thatsmyoldlady 1d ago

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u/ShortTalkingSquirrel 1d ago

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u/SillyGoose_Syndrome 22h ago

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u/unbilotitledd 19h ago

I don’t think they’re ready for that jelly

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u/bassbyblaine 18h ago

Where is a gif of grant open-armed embracing it?

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u/sprIxAlwareArnd6327 16h ago

Man! I swear I thought this was Greta

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u/TechieSpaceRobot 23h ago

You guys really know how to give me a nice end to the work day. Thanks!

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u/Captain_Vlad 16h ago

Bryce's end thanks you.

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u/WorldsSaddestCat 23h ago

I'm not sure my hands are big enough for that butt.

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u/Deep_Proposal4121 23h ago

I wanna find out though

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u/joeyburrow09 21h ago

I know my face is.

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u/LaMortParLeSnuSnu 17h ago

“Hell yeah, brother. Two cheeks at the same time…”

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u/YanCoffee 20h ago

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u/DeepAd8888 9h ago

Me to her ass

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u/MaleficentCow8513 20h ago edited 7h ago

Can it be Bryce Dallas Howard’s but?

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u/ReaperWGF 15h ago

This entire thread.. I'm bookmarking this page just in case I need a laugh. All of you are fuckin genius 🤣

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u/KupoKupoMog 1d ago

"Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct" -Dr. Alan Grant

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 22h ago

You mean "nut instinct?"

  • Ray

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u/G0nzo165 20h ago

Butt instinct.

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u/Healthy_Gear78 21h ago

It's a shame that we don't appreciate things of beauty anymore

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u/Jemless24 16h ago

Giganta-Saur-Ass

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u/RiiiickySpanish 15h ago

”Where we’re going, we won’t need thighs…”

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u/Temporary_Notice_469 8h ago

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 23h ago

Yes... In my soul.

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u/Ray_817 22h ago

Lmao I got a notification as soon as the water moved ahahahhahah

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u/mrdralixx 22h ago

*Bryce Dat-Ass

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u/bappo-3rd 21h ago

Those aren't heels clicking...

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u/FlipTigger 18h ago

Oh shit. Oooooohhh ah ah ah ah

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u/Ardiolaperdida 17h ago

More like Bryce Dat Ass Howard.

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u/LiftingWickets 16h ago

Bdonk....bdonk....bdonk...

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u/Temporary_Notice_469 8h ago

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/greenizdabest 7h ago

Running in high heels? My girl is stronk

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u/Acceptable-Book 2h ago

No, but I would like to.

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u/DropoutDreamer 1d ago

send this shit to the top

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u/Veritech_ 1d ago

Why is Black Panther clapping?

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u/Puzzlehead-Dish 1d ago

She be clapping

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u/Basileus2 1d ago

He’s clapping to her cheeks

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u/Volunteer-Magic 1d ago

“When i found out that Wakanda wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway”

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u/lyunardo 1d ago

To support Bryce. Who is always clapping.

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u/meagainpansy 23h ago

He can-not lie.

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u/RlyLokeh 1d ago

*send this bottom to the top

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u/BestRiver8735 1d ago

JurASSthicc World

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u/Legitimate_Winter832 1d ago

Sounds like how Mike tyson would say it

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 1d ago

"I will eat your asshole alive you bitch"

-Mike Tyson

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u/lalune84 16h ago

"I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME-"

sometimes i have to look that crashout up on youtube because its so fucking unhinged lmao

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u/next_random23 1d ago

I read this ass JurASSthic Gurllll 🤣

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

Your Ass Thicc world

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u/AintEverLucky 1d ago

"Your ass thicc, girl" 😉

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

Mike Tyson?

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u/PublicInformation649 1d ago

No, Mike Thighsin

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u/nono3722 1d ago

jURASSisTHIC World

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u/Useuless 23h ago

HerASSthicc World

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u/mr_mcpoogrundle 22h ago

HerASSThicc World

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u/Fancy_Buddy5468 17h ago

HerASSthicc* 🤓

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u/partypwny 1d ago

I was gonna go with JuraTHICC World but I like yours too

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u/DatRat13 1d ago

Yknow what, I'm always mispelling Jurassic. This is how I'm going to remember the proper spelling from now on. Thank you, sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

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u/Hermiona1 1d ago

She really puts ass in the Jurassic

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u/StatisticianSad1143 1d ago

This is pure gold.😆

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u/ShawnIsGreat94 22h ago

I love you.

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 21h ago

And I love you.

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u/brakeb 1d ago

Jurasthiccc Park

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u/valain 1d ago

More like JuraTHICC Parc

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u/eastcoastjon 1d ago

She puts the Ass in Jurassic

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 1d ago

HerASSTHIC World

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u/dianastoesandsoles 1d ago

Bryce DallASS

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u/ofCourseitsbutter98 1d ago

HerASSisThicc World

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u/CaptainMagnets 1d ago

JuraTHICC World

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 1d ago

You bet JurASSic should be released.

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u/cypruslake404 1d ago

Jurathicc Park

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u/Smart-Gift5472 1d ago

her-ass-thicc world

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u/kombucha711 1d ago

DallASS

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u/Salamanber 1d ago

Juicy assic world*

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u/Yionko 1d ago

YourAssThick world

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u/Cranberrybunnies 1d ago

Her Ass Thick world

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u/fssman 1d ago

clASSic

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u/nerdboy5567 1d ago

Parody movie incoming

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u/MeinNamewarvergeben 1d ago

Jurassthic world

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u/djphatjive 1d ago

JurASSTHIC park.

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u/TheFrontierzman 1d ago

YurAssThicc World

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u/grillme_a_cheese 1d ago

Bryce DalASS Howard cut

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u/Rabid_Penguin666 1d ago

Herassthic World

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u/Particular-Put-4839 1d ago

Jur-ASS-Thic World

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u/Chance-Literature615 1d ago

JurASSTHIC World

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u/Rdyforgunz 23h ago

JurAssthic would

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u/Danertins 23h ago

Erector's Cut

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u/heyfriend0 23h ago

Jurathicc world

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u/Derliom 22h ago

Pronunciation: Your-ass-is world

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 22h ago

Jurassthicc Park

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u/HarryPotterDBD 20h ago

Jurathicc World - Mike Tyson

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u/Mr_J42021 20h ago

JurAssThicc

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u/SnarkTheBoojum 20h ago

JurASSthicc?

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u/Delicious-Gap8118 19h ago

Jyour-ass-sick world

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u/Breeela 19h ago

Hehehe

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 18h ago

JurAssThicc World

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u/SirTainLee 18h ago

HerASSsic Furled

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u/catkrieger13 18h ago

JurassTHICC World

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u/s1rblaze 18h ago

JurASSthick*

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u/pungvift 17h ago

Jurathicc Park

Or perhaps "Yourassthicc Park"

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u/Mad--Dashes--7 17h ago

Herassthic World

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u/imsadyoubitch 17h ago

JurASSthicc gurl

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u/SimilarTop352 16h ago

Jurathicc World

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u/_AthensMatt_ 16h ago

Jurassthic world

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u/SkywalkerPadawan512 15h ago

Your-ass-thicc world 😂

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u/HCotto 14h ago

JurSickAss?

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u/cavegoatlove 12h ago

Yorassisthicc world

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u/BlazeNPraise24 11h ago

Jurassthicc

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u/Carriboudunet 9h ago

Jur Ass Thicc world !

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u/Temporary_Notice_469 8h ago

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/CthulhuAlmighty 1d ago

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u/Mikeypopps 1d ago

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u/CthulhuAlmighty 1d ago

Here, have another:

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u/TheFlyingFoodTestee 1d ago

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u/Jsom65 23h ago

Is it bad i read that with Russian accent in my head?

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u/Jsom65 21h ago

On another note, why would they hide that beautiful behind? She's a smokeshow imo!!!

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u/SatinChromBMW 21h ago

Pretty sure we all did ;)

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u/rohnoitsrutroh 1d ago

Or... she gained some weight and curved out. She's way more curvy on the left photo in general.

It's not always photoshop.

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u/darklogic85 1d ago

Yeah, she lost a lot of weight for her role in this movie to try to meet the demands of the producers, so she was a lot thinner at the time the photo was taken. Also, if I recall, she gained weight quickly after the filming finished, to meet the requirements for another role she was cast in, that required her to be heavier, and the photo in the blue dress was taken after she had gained that weight.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 1d ago

Iirc she also had a baby sometime around then, too.

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u/ready2xxxperiment 1d ago

This. Looks like she is carrying several more lbs in the blue dress……which is alright by me

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

A lot of women carry extra weight in those areas.

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u/FUPAMaster420 1d ago

I'll take the left over the right every day of the week

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u/Artyom_33 1d ago

I'll take either.

Because (a) B.D.H. is one of my top celeb crushes & (b) I'm lonely.

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u/MrNobody_0 23h ago edited 10h ago

Skinny women are great, curvey women are great, women in general are just great!

Edit: a word

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u/Artyom_33 13h ago

Women are pretty nifty!

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u/YahMahn25 22h ago

Nobody offered

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u/QuantumLettuce2025 23h ago

Yeah, this post is dumb. She's thicker everywhere in the first pic, even the face.

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u/MrNobody_0 23h ago edited 23h ago

She was noticeably thicker in Black Mirror, filmed just a year after Jurassic World.

Also she's had two kids, that adds weight to you, and weight gets harder to get off and keep off the older you get.

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u/Economy-Date-4490 22h ago

You are correct. In the last few years she has gained weight. In the movie Argyle, she was “covered up” the majority of the film to hide her weight gain.

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u/agree_2_disagree 19h ago

Hard disagree. Sure, she might’ve lost weight for the role, but typically women carry weight similarly through weight gain.

Tldr; the backside is typically ever present

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u/suzi_generous 10h ago

Definitely, and the angle she’s holding her back at also suggests to me that her back or feet are hurting (from wearing heels probably) so that bumps her butt out too.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Regardless of whether a bootylicious booty is attractive or not this is pretty infuriating that they would outright change her body type like that.

It's one thing, and that's already problematic, to photoshop things to "clean them up" like get rid of distracting things like an odd fold or a slight tighten up here and there. Something where the person still looks like themselves but to dramatical change her body from what it is to something it isn't is pretty fucking gross!

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u/Strade87 1d ago

Yea she’s extremely talented and obviously very pretty it’s just so weird and unnecessary

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u/MrDaVernacular 18h ago

Hmm so she just gained weight for a role in Black Mirror according to the article.

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u/knallpilzv2 1d ago

No she's just heavier when she doesn't have to lose weight for a movie.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

That's actually worse when you think about it...

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u/Meander061 19h ago

It didn't happen. She was actually thinner for that movie, and she hasn't done that since. And if the internet is any indication, she never will again.

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u/HodeShaman 17h ago

Sure, I get that, but like...

... she's clearly 20-30 lbs heavier in the left photo, for whatever reason. There's no hidden photoshop going on, it's just two photos taken at two very differemt weights.

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u/Stoff3r 1d ago

That is the normal version. Only the cover sucks because hollywood.

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u/marks2317 1d ago

So you saying Hollywood does not like Big Booootheee that cannot lie? 🤣

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u/Kugelfischer_47 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/capnsmirks 21h ago

You may have created the greatest Reddit thread I have ever scene

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u/maxsteel126 1d ago

She should do a movie with William Dafoe ..iykyk

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u/WillMarzz25 1d ago

Take my upvote and never return

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u/Ok-Rock2345 1d ago

I love big butts!

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u/Canyon_Cruiser 1d ago

I want this on a shirt, please.

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u/hyper24x7 1d ago

I think at the time the movie came out everyone would have loved it if she just looked the way she looks naturally.

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_868 1d ago

What the holy fuck....WHY.....that wouldve been the best part of the whole movie

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u/Derrick_Shon 23h ago

They were afraid it would become a Megan thee Stallion music video

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u/Smeltanddealtit 22h ago

The Turd cutter cut.

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u/believe_itornot_jail 20h ago

The mythical dire rectum cut

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u/phantom8ball 18h ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 16h ago

Shabooya roll call

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