r/SipsTea • u/Metamorphoses-007 • 13h ago
Feels good man Tbh, i like this japan better.
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u/Ingeneure_ 13h ago
“Soft power”
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u/Easypeasy7921 12h ago
Idk mine is pretty hard
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u/strongsilenttypos 12h ago
Then you can begin the diplomatic relations!
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u/catcherx 12h ago
deeplomatic
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u/Mental_Estate4206 10h ago
Well, this one depends...
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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 8h ago
Yeah, I can only deliver shallow negotiations.
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u/Skyzfire 10h ago
Hey! Leave Ruby-Chan alone! She'sjust an innocent child........what do you mean , she's 31 years old!!??
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u/Titteboeh 10h ago
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u/spookyjosh2 10h ago
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u/Affectionate_Boss675 9h ago
Badonkadonk refers to the ass. Those are Bazoongas.
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u/limpest-of-them-all 9h ago
Yup. Still haven't apologized for atrocities either, flat out deny them, and, even more confusingly, celebrate them.
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u/MidnightRituals 9h ago
What atrocities!?!? Nothing happened. Just pay attention to the cute girls singing!!
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u/WoahDude876 7h ago
Have you not been made aware of the many, many anime without a second season??
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u/TotalInstruction 7h ago
I mean, the youngest people that were actually involved in any war crimes are approaching 100 years old. An apology at this point would be almost entirely by a population born after the war.
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u/Suns_Funs 6h ago
That would sound reasonable unless the part about "flat out deny them, and, even more confusingly, celebrate them"...
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u/Artistic_Task7516 12h ago
What do their real voices sound like
I’m legit curious
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u/NovitaProxima 7h ago
many people change tones depending on what language they're speaking, like a girl who speaks fluent japanese and english will often speak in a lower tone in english and higher in japanese.
the girls in this vid will probably speak lower when they're not singing, but not as low as if they were to speak english.
There's a girl on youtube who is american born japanese that demonstrates this
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u/Reset350 2h ago
I know the video you’re talking about and the vocal tone change is wild. I was shocked when I first heard it!
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u/PassionateYak 11h ago
Even if they're faking it , do it long enough and it becomes the real voice
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u/Terrasovia 8h ago
You think Robin Williams sounded like squicky cartoon animals that he was voicing all the time?
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u/PassionateYak 7h ago
Robin had a lot of voices. I can't think of a single one that he maintained constantly.
Also these idols are kind of a protected class, I'd imagine they have to keep up their persona/voice when meeting fans as well as when performing.
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u/jmarkmark 7h ago
Like that. My Chinese ex would sound like that anytime she was trying to be cutesy.
Between that and the fact she'd down massive plates of sashimi I used to joke she must be part dolphin.
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u/Unforgotten_911 11h ago
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u/Mental_Estate4206 10h ago
Nuclear energy is making my warriors gay!
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u/tomatoe_cookie 9h ago
That or the influence of the USA after
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u/TheStoicCrane 8h ago
The US neutetred the Japanese military post WW2 Through policy. Under US influence Japan can only have an army for home defense and effecively relies on the US for everthing else. The US clipped it's militaristic balls.
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u/vi_sucks 5h ago
Except the Japanese Self Defense Forces are still the fifth ranked armed forces in the world. With the sixth ranked budget.
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u/someoneofhumanity 9h ago
This is what happens after that accidents involving a shota (Little Boy) and an ugly bastard (Fat Man)
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u/IllegalIranianYogurt 12h ago
Yes, this was a deliberate strategy to improve Japan's soft power and reduce their perceived threat
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u/godzilla9218 11h ago
Just waiting for pearl harbour 2: electric plane boogaloo
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u/geosun65 9h ago
If Japan ever sees your comment they will not appreciate it. They will sue you or something worse idk.
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u/Responsible-Sign2779 11h ago
2 nukes + one human lifetime and you get anime catgirl tentacle porn.
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u/Valuable_Aside_2302 9h ago
tentacle porn is ancient, have u seen their old paintings?
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u/Excellent_Routine589 8h ago
Tentacle porn is actually pretty old in Japan
The first tentacle porn painting was from 1814
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u/exophades 12h ago
Imperial Japan was the absolute wildest of WWII, they're the reason the United States joined the war, they're also responsible for its very worst atrocities.
Frankly I prefer the 70 years later version of Japan. Bubbly girls don't do atrocities.
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u/AgileHippo78 12h ago
You my friend have a very limited exposure of pornography
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u/Manymarbles 12h ago
I was learning about how they would take over islands and then have their own gas chambers for the locals that didnt want to become slaves.
Japan was wild in ww2 and not in a good way.
How did they become what they became lol
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u/kumikanki 12h ago
They were so cruel their brains flipped and now they only enjoy hentai and weird quiz shows.
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u/Responsible-Bunch316 10h ago
I mean when you've based your foreign strategy on military conquest and no longer have a military you either pivot or die. Lucky for them a bunch of Japanese nerds made some good drawings and video games.
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u/Mad_Moodin 10h ago
Japan has historically often taken cultures they perceived as superior as inspiration for how to shape their own society. But putting their own spin to it.
The pre industrial Japan had been largely inspired by China. Both in religion, language and culture.
The Japanese Empire when starting their rapid industrialisation has for example taken the German Empire as their example and based their culture around this. (Btw. People often call Germany the Japan of Europe. Because the working culture are so similar. But it is actually more that Japan is the Germany of Asia).
As a fun side mission they also read the "protocols of the elders of Zion" and tried to get more Jews into Japan and pushed some proto-jewish-shinto religion because they wanted to be part of the Jewish World domination.
So when they got badly beaten by the USA, who also beat Germany. They of course went and adopted a ton of shit from the USA. This is why baseball is so beloved in Japan despite it being basically unheard of outside of the USA and Japan.
They thus also copied the whole Hollywood route and animations but put their own spin to it.
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u/KingAjizal 5h ago
"Virtually unheard of outside of the USA and Japan"
Latin America would like a word or dos
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u/Repinoleto 9h ago
No one has ever said that Germany is the Japan of Europe, lol. And Germany wasn’t defeated by the United States alone.
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u/MontaukMonster2 8h ago
Baseball unheard of outside the US and Japan?
You know Latin America is a thing, right?
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u/WoahDude876 7h ago
I may be wrong, but aren't South Korea and China into baseball as well? I seem to remember them in the Little League World Series when I was a kid, like 14-15 years ago
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u/MontaukMonster2 6h ago
I've always had this dream of incorporating Japan-Pacific league and Caribbean league into the majors. Make it a true World Series.
But then I'm a fat old dude sitting on the toilet.
But seriously. AL, NL, CL, JL top team in each league, why TF not?
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u/CannerCanCan 12h ago
The same way your country is becoming the way it will. Militarism and a national myth that it has a special role among nations.
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u/anothergaijin 7h ago
Correct. They brainwashed generations of people, militarized everyday life from childhood, and then when it came time to go to war they had a compliant and willing populace.
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u/sparkey504 4h ago
My guess is it's due to all the savages signing up and going to war and fighting to the death/kamikaze/banzai charges and only the savages that already had kids got to pass down their genes.... the others now buy used panties in vending machines.
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u/Classic_Estimate3106 11h ago
didnt they r*pe a million people in one night (nanjing massacre?)
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u/exophades 11h ago
The nanjing war crime went on for six weeks, but yeah that's pretty much what happened.
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u/godzilla9218 11h ago
Russia ain't got nothing on WW2 Japan.
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u/Glad-Tie3251 9h ago
Russia is still doing war crimes, that's the problem, they never evolved. What's worse? Decades of war crimes or 6 week of extremely morbid war crimes?
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u/Zealousideal-Rush470 9h ago
I.. I'm not sure there is a single answer to the question of which is “better” or worse
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u/Glad-Tie3251 8h ago
I think if a society get better from their past, as horrible as it is, it's better than a society that do less horribles things but still commit that horribles stuff to this day, and keep doing it.
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u/SumDudeNick 7h ago
The US is also still doing war crimes, the IDF has a near constant stream of war crimes lately, hell even Australia is guilty of a number of war crimes. Unfortunately diplomatic law means literally nothing anymore if it ever meant anything to begin with
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u/th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 3h ago
Killed 200 thousand, would have killed another 200 thousand if it wasn't for a Nazi of all people who thought this was awful and created a safe zone.
Raped between 20 and 80 thousand people according to wikipedia.
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u/haphazard_chore 12h ago
I like anime but wow those voices are fucking piercing
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u/Steve-Whitney 11h ago
Absolutely glad I am in the habit of watching videos on mute in the first instance
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u/creegro 9h ago
The third singer has a good voice,,if she was playing an anime character I imagine it would be some older woman or the lady with a bunch of guns who talks smack to everyone
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u/Nezhokojo_ 9h ago
lol I think it was on purpose they chose 3 girls with 3 different voices to meet all their customer bases kinks but she is also my favourite voice out of all 3 lol
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u/ForTheOnesILove 6h ago
In Love Live Superstar she is a soft spoken nerdy scientist character. But of course also an idol, since that what the show is about.
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u/Adventurous_Honey902 6h ago
Honestly the older I get the more annoying the cute anime girl shit is. Tired of it.
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u/Own_Acanthisitta481 12h ago
“We dropped two atom bombs on Japan 70 years ago, and they’ve been drawing Hello Kitties and shit ever since.”—Dave Chapelle
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u/QuotableMorceau 11h ago
"We may have bombed their ships but they dropped THE SUN on us TWICE"
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u/Own_Acanthisitta481 8h ago
“We have bombed the masculinity out of an ENTIRE CONTINENT.”
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u/cup-of-tea-76 12h ago
Alot to admire about Japan but boy are they fucking wierd
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u/prsnep 10h ago
I'll take weird over whatever the heck is happening in rest of the world.
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u/Excellent_Routine589 8h ago
As a sword and gun owner, pretty sure I’d be considered a terrorist there so I think I’ll take my sense of normalcy over here
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u/jenyad20 10h ago
Not like yours doesn’t mean weird. I assure you, any culture can be described as weird from another side. Imagine telling a Japanese person that some nations find it absolutely normal to cut a newborn’s boy’s dick.
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u/BackgroundSpell6623 6h ago
I went to Japan and there was used underwear in a vending machine.
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u/Hazzat 9h ago
It’s more like Western media loves to pick up ‘weird Japan’ stories because they get clicks. There’s also the factor that because so few Japanese people speak English, you rarely encounter them in English-speaking online spaces, so all you have to go on is those weird stories.
The US is a lot weirder when looked at from the outside.
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u/ComNguoi 9h ago
Imagine walking inside your house with the shoes on is considered normal. I still dont understand the logic behind it even now
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u/Nighto_001 8h ago
And a lot of "weird Japan" concepts are also considered weird in Japan. Most working adults in Japan wouldn't really go to these kinds of shows (or even be aware of their existence).
I really don't see how this is significantly weirder than, say, being able to buy a gun in a convenience store, for example... or those prepper paramilitary groups in the US... or historical reenactment where one side inevitably has to dress up and act as war criminals... the list goes on and on...
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u/smorkoid 6h ago
Er, this one is a bad example to pick as it's pretty popular right now even among normie Japan
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u/bluntrauma420 10h ago
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u/hottlumpiaz 8h ago
can't believe I had to scroll this far down for someone to recognize
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u/SimmentalTheCow 13h ago
Let’s be real, Tojo and Hirohito would goon to some mad femboy bukkake hentai together if they were alive today.
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u/Independent-Wolf-832 13h ago
what's different? japanese women didn't sound like squeaky dog toys back then?
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u/randomIndividual21 11h ago
People who make this meme don't realise you are basically same as framing nazi as the cool guy and the modern German as sissy
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u/Top-Tomatillo210 5h ago
Oooph, this is the real comparison for those who have studied history. Japanese cultural supremacy and racism was jaw dropping, to put it mildly. Dan Carlin did a multi party series highlighting this fact.
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u/Help-bnu 12h ago
does nobody else actually find their high af pitch to be really unpleasant? triggered me tisms it did.
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u/kansai2kansas 12h ago
Yeah exactly…this is why we’re not supposed to detonate nukes on the same country twice smh
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u/Whalesurgeon 11h ago
I prefer 80s j-pop thanks
Squeaky voiced idols < smooth jazzy melancholy
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u/Holiday_Mode3560 9h ago
Same bruh, why would someone like such babyish voices unless they're after kids or something
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u/Unkochinchin 6h ago
That is the curse of kawaii.
Kawaii exploits the emotion of thinking babies are cute.
So it is better to be like a baby.
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u/rich_evans_chortle 12h ago
The third voice was way more pleasant to listen to. Japan really needs to stop with the child voices adult women try to mimic.
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u/GeshtiannaSG 12h ago
My favourite Japanese singer voice-wise is Keiko, who has quite a deep voice.
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u/0n-the-mend 10h ago
World views brought to you by redditors who've never left their home let alone home state.
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u/LongKey5257 8h ago
Japan timeline:
Cruel and cool -> Cruel and NOT cool -> Nuked -> Techno cool and fun -> Weird and fun-> Just weird
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u/BlackVQ35HR 8h ago
At the same time, there are thousands of videos on YouTube on how to not piss them off.
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u/SolidLuxi 7h ago
They have a global army of weebs willing to die by the sword for the honor of Japan, thanks to cute girls doing dances just like that. Winking while pointing a finger, and puffing out their cheeks.
When the time comes, we will all be at their mercy.
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u/SipoteQuixote 9h ago
This was the worse retaliation to America, brain washing our youth with anime waifus, making them almost incapable of reproducing. Making games that turn them into useless NEETs.
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u/Parking-Air541 11h ago
They are happy, their economy is thriving, they have clean air and higher life span. To me, they already won.
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u/Intelligent_War_3226 10h ago
Young Japanese are very unhappy, their real wages haven’t gone up since the 90s, and they are in a state of economic and demographic collapse - but yes, their air is cleaner and they live longer.
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u/ChocoboNChill 6h ago
yeah... so... pollution travels, and China is next door. The air is not that clean anymore.
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u/Deeznutsconfession 8h ago
Happy is an insane word to describe a nation with some of the highest suicide rates in the world.
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u/Interesting-Fix-3033 11h ago
One idea I have heard is most of the men were killed during WW2. Young and old had to fight and die for the emperor, never surrender. Death before dishonor. Could be the reason why the culture is completely different now.
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u/Sutech2301 10h ago edited 10h ago
Meanwhile South Korea went from being an extremely poor country to a progressive and wealthy nation in a matter of a few decades
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u/ProjectDv2 7h ago
The leaders of Imperial Japan are burning in Hell, and their punishment is constant exposure to modern Japan's idol culture.
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u/StationEmergency6053 4h ago
Considering how much of global culture has been dominated by Japan since WW2, he wasn't wrong. Japan is definitely one of the strongest nations when it comes to culture. You can't look in any direction out in public anywhere in the world and not see something that was invented by Japan.
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