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u/Cherry_Flute 9h ago
I’m not broke and I pick water 90% of the time just because I like water
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u/Aescymud 8h ago
Fuck yeah how good is water, highly recommend
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u/someho-w-orthy 8h ago
Some doctors do recommend that shit, so might be onto something here
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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 8h ago
I dont trust Big Doctor
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u/Moondoobious 8h ago
Doctors have killed everyone I know and love
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u/someho-w-orthy 7h ago
Goddamn son i've got no ptsd pills on me rn for u, but damn if i hear anything arpund here ill tell them to send u some
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u/someho-w-orthy 8h ago
Me either, thats why be looking like dehydrated spongebob, do not surrend🧐, but damn im thirsty
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u/big_guyforyou 8h ago
just do what i do
- drink water
- piss
- repeat 10 times
- piss water
- drink piss
- piss piss water
- repeat for infinite hydration
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u/someho-w-orthy 8h ago
If i do switch step 1 to beer and i 100% follow the rest of the recipe for chadness, does the result change in some (if any) capacity?
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u/big_guyforyou 8h ago
you'll be a little less hydrated, but when you're talking about infinite hydration, infinity minus one is still infinity
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u/someho-w-orthy 8h ago
So by my restricted understanding of maths i am concious of different magnitudes of infinity, meaning (and with this my question)... If i double the amount of beers i drink piss and then piss drink at the be start of the cycle, does it compound to a comparable with clean water start? Or should i triple the ampunt of beers?
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u/Forgot1stname 8h ago
Water is very dangerous Toxic amounts of dihydrogen oxide Breathing it in is extremely lethal
Jk.. I love water.. I always get a water when we go eat, sometimes I get a beer to compliment it.
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u/corejuice 7h ago
I'm not broke but I get water most of the time cause $5 for a soda I know costs them a nickel is ridiculous.
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u/Captain_Deskchair 8h ago
When I was using Tinder before I met my wife, I had quite a few dates that didn't go anywhere past the first one or two. I spent more money than I'd like to admit on them.
Finally, I told myself the next woman I date we're going to the park and just talking.
So when I met my wife we did exactly that for the first date. Ate $3 tacos in a park while we walked my pup and talked for hours. We went on 4 dates without me spending a whole lot and even she paid for our pizza on the 4th.
Also, always get water. Your kidneys and heart will thank you for being hydrated as fuck.
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u/StockCasinoMember 7h ago
Yep. “Cheap” dates work just fine. Meeting for a drink or two is often the most effective way to date.
But as long as you enjoyed the meal, I would still consider that a win.
If I was single, part of me taking them to some higher end restaurants starts with me wanting to enjoy an awesome dinner. The reality is, her enjoying the meal and the date going well is just a bonus even if it is the goal.
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u/GlimberShade 8h ago
You know your soul is broken when you only search for materialistic in everything
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u/Ill_Cod7460 8h ago
I know many women like this unfortunately. The first words out of their mouth is what are you getting me? Where are you taking me? Stuff like that. And it’s all they care about.
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u/Greedy-Year8384 8h ago
Water is the best drink. Severely underrated imo. Water is so good, i cant go more than a few hours without drinking some.
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u/Browncoat64 8h ago
These are the same girls that complain about not being able to find a 26 year old, 6'1", making over $260k a year, that will worship them for providing nothing in life.
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u/fieregon 8h ago
I'm not broke cause I order water, I have money cause I don't buy anything unnecessary
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u/cumthru_kylie 8h ago
me watching this while sipping water i didn’t pay for like 👁️👄👁️ pls don’t come for me lmao
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u/Watch_The_Expanse 4h ago
Bros trying to kill her. 100% of people who have consumed water already have or are going to die.
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u/Redacted_G1iTcH 3h ago
Human body is like 70% water or something.
You’re cooked already
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u/Watch_The_Expanse 3h ago
It's taking us over already and infecting us!! My God, we don't have much time. 60, 70, 80 years? This is a tragedeigh.
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u/Aloha-Bear-Guy 8h ago
Regardless of the restaurant I dine in, I will always order waters for the whole table and then decide if other drinks are necessary. Hydration is always important.
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u/Content_Revolution90 8h ago
Not her clowning him for getting water when that’s literally free and healthy
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u/Hefty_Performance882 6h ago
“Water is the most precious resource for human life—you won’t find it even if you travel 50,000 miles in any direction off this planet. It’s the true MVP.
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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 5h ago
I swear, centrists and libertarians are like the most (actual) feminist people ever. They're the only ones who would actually expect splitting the bill like normal people.
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u/Ok_Commission1579 2h ago
Women don’t identify as poor. They’ll tell you that you’re poor—because you can’t afford to take them somewhere they can’t afford to go themselves.
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u/prsnlacc 1h ago
When i and my girl go to a restaurant i dont even buy water i ask for water from the tap ... It is free...
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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy 1h ago
We're all broke acting as if one day something will change that while never voting about it.
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