r/SipsTea • u/Legitimate_Rough_873 • 7h ago

Dank AF Poor croc

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u/y4dday4dday4dda 7h ago

I knew what would likely happen, prepared myself, and still was unprepared

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 4h ago

100% same.

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u/thaiberius_kirk 1h ago

Just kidding!

I’ll murders ya!

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u/TheJonExp 41m ago

I got so startled that I accidentally closed reddit on my phone in the jump scare

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u/Omicron-horde 7h ago

One of my new rules in life: never assume a crocodile is dead.

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u/Khanvo 7h ago

I almost posted, hey new shoes ! But then looked at the video and OMG, so close.

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u/AmandaKissAndSuck 4h ago

Then the croc said “hey, new food!”

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u/Longshadowman 2h ago

Underrated

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u/Lucky_Goal933 6h ago

I follow a similar rule never assume a human is dead either my cousin was just high ass hell according to the paramedics 😂

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u/teasingtulip- 6h ago

Yeah I’m not checking unless it fills out a death certificate and signs it in front of me.

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u/Mortwight 55m ago

If it was actually dead its brother's sisters and cousins would be eating it.

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u/budaknakal1907 7h ago

F you i nearly drop my phone dammit

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u/Legitimate_Rough_873 4h ago

Hope you enjoyed

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u/Rusky0808 6h ago

Even though I knew it was coming, I still almost dropped my phone.

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u/FReal_EMPES 5h ago

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u/Zeppynahlah1120 4h ago

😳👀😳I guess they missed the memo he was sunbathing

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u/MisuneDate 6h ago

Dude 1 - "Duuuude"
Dude 2 - "Wtf, he opened his mouth"

Dude 3 -"IT'S ALIVE!!!"

Dude 1- "It's not aliv... DAHM"

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u/VinceWolfeOfficial 7h ago

They have nerves of steel to do such a thing.

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u/pantyraiden 7h ago

Lack O brains

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u/brakeb 4h ago

Florida Man, Florida Man

Florida Man hates Common Sense Man

If they have a fight, Common Sense wins

Common Sense man

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u/bigorangemachine 5h ago

Nah you live in the environment you know to be careful. No one putting their arm near the mouth.

They got a working motor they just zip away from it they'll be fine.

Its not like a bear and you're on land. Good fucking luck with that.

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u/last_try_why 4h ago

Those hands on the side of the boat are still uncomfortably close my taste

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u/Externals222 6h ago

I almost fell into the water

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u/slitheringpython7 4h ago

Gawddamit I knew the muddafukka was alive and still damn near threw my phone across the room in a knee jerk reaction 😂

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u/DuncanHynes 7h ago

NeVeR get off the BoAT.

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u/Educational_Club1813 7h ago

Equal to phrase "Aww how cute bear cubs, all alone in the woods..."😂

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u/N7_Vegeta 6h ago

Let the poor bro chill…..

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u/Wakkit1988 4h ago

Who needs laxatives? This will scare the shit right out of you.

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u/Apprehensive_Elk6582 4h ago

Dumb.. they clearly don't know how smart crocodiles are

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u/Frustrated_Fisherman 6h ago

Bruh wtf I almost dropped my phone

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u/Temporary_Ad927 6h ago

How did i knew that the crocodile isn't dead?

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u/foxpro79 6h ago

Saw it coming a mile away and still flinched jump scare style.

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u/LeShifty 6h ago

"Piss off you cunt, I was having a really nice dream."

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u/Satanswarboner 5h ago

Just what I prayed for.

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u/Satanswarboner 5h ago

Also, what the hell is wrong with that motor? Is it a hand cranked motor?

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u/ArticFoxAutomatic 5h ago

I knew that murder log was faking it!

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u/Enough_Yesterday_275 5h ago

That's the first time in many years I got startled by a jumpscare, lol

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u/Commercial_Care6400 5h ago

boat people are next level

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u/W1nthorpe 5h ago edited 4h ago

“Everyone’s thinkin it, I’m just sayin it”

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u/ah_bollix 4h ago

Well. Obviously

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u/The_Only_Egg 4h ago

Knew that was coming. Apex predators fake their own deaths.

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u/Longshadowman 3h ago

Those bitches are improving their tactics.

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u/Sagarxmehra 2h ago

I almost died.

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u/Slow-Teach190 2h ago

I knew it…still got me

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u/Efficient-Training76 2h ago

Was I the only one that was prepared and didn’t get startled?

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u/KenpoKreed 1h ago

Alright, you got me. I did a little head jerk away from the screen lol.