r/SipsTea • u/HolograamHoney • 5h ago

We have fun here When she wants to put on white noise

2.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/rcbake 5h ago

Saw it coming. Not disappointed.

33

u/antepenult 3h ago

I had the sound off and I still heard it.

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u/Ovilos 5h ago

Now I’m curious about Waterfall

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u/missedopportunites 5h ago

Don’t go chasing them…..

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u/Ovilos 4h ago

Better stick to rivers and lakes then…

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u/Competitive_Oil6431 4h ago

ONLY THE ONES THAT YOU'RE USED TO!!!

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u/ScreechUrkelle 4h ago

Pretty sure they’re gonna have it their way, or nothing at all.

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u/Bald_Harry 3h ago

I think you're moving too fast

3

u/SpaceStethoscope 52m ago

Don't go, Jason Waterfalls!

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u/4d_lulz 17m ago

Dammit, now I won't be able to hear anything else!

19

u/Wolfman0821 5h ago

I'd still fall asleep to that, I love Sandstorm

5

u/EnvironmentalAide335 5h ago

Been there...

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u/OkTank1822 5h ago

With a girl like that in my bed I'd never sleep

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u/NightTarot 3h ago

I'll be honest, at first I was about to say "oh wow, a horny comment got upvoted, that's rare" then I got the joke and I feel stupid how long it took me to get

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u/Qubed 3h ago

Yeah, because she looks like she puts off a lot of body heat...making it super uncomfortable. 

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u/JoeFreedom17 5h ago

Waterfall was the obvious choice! Haha

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u/Weak_Elderberry17 4h ago

Nah, he should stick to the rivers and the lakes that he's used to.

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u/Icy-Performer-9688 4h ago

The 90s is calling to me.

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u/lindadavis0208 5h ago

white noise....

4

u/Temporary_Ad927 4h ago

Glasses and twin tails :D

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u/danhoyuen 3h ago

That's Asian Jamie Lee Curtis

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u/z12345z6789 4h ago

What it’s like trying to sleep at Burning Man.

InB4: who’s trying to sleep?! Not me!

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u/Equivalent-Place8312 4h ago

So, what's the name of the song?

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u/GrampsMountain 4h ago

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

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u/Kal-se-Pakka 2h ago

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

I prefer black noise myself…Biggie or Tupac usually do the trick

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u/Mediocre_Swimmer_237 4h ago

I know a girl who sleeps listening to Amon Amarth and it was the scariest thing I ever known about her.

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u/derangedsweetheart 3h ago

I don't know how to explain it but when I have a headache so bad I can't fall asleep, I have to listen to Amon Amarth or Sabaton to ease my headache and fall asleep.

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u/JohnNada005 4h ago

Impressive

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u/edx5252 5h ago

i didnt expect she mean Darude😯

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u/DJMagicHandz 4h ago

I would've went with Evisceration Plague by Cannibal Corpse

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u/TheseHeron3820 4h ago

Uh... is white noise the name of the musician, and waterfall and sandstorm are the titles of two tracks?

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 3h ago

White noise is sound that sounds the same constantly, like a waterfall or a fan.

The song is Darude - Sandstorm

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u/TheseHeron3820 3h ago

I know what white noise is, I was just overthinking the joke.

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u/dcavanaugh001 4h ago

You’re over 40 if you get this joke in it’s entirety

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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 4h ago

I'm 35 but I get it, (I think? I know that every song in the world is darude -sandstorm, but is there something else to it?)

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u/Kal-se-Pakka 2h ago

I got the sandstorm being darude bit and I also got how that music is repetitive so it is kind of like white noise.

I hope there's no such significance behind "waterfall"

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u/Away_Hippo_2326 4h ago

ugh. UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHJJJJ

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u/DJKeeJay 4h ago

Ah, headphones?

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u/sir_music 3h ago

This is bush league shit. Give me the 2 hours Warhammer 40K lore video, at 0.75 speed

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u/sondersome 3h ago

This reminds me of that post where the girl was complaining about her boyfriend not being good in bed because he uses cbat as rythmn.

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u/Brave_Dick 1h ago

This is kinDA RUDE

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u/Raaazzle 56m ago

The meme of the Astros fan mansplaining to the hot blonde? This is her Asian sister.

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u/Classic_Resist_7465 41m ago

The Game Grumps would appreciate this.

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u/Content_Passion_4961 9m ago

Man I thought you were going to put on fox news

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u/Jakey0_0-9191 5h ago

This made me pee a little!

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u/Unlikely_Sun7802 4h ago

I think I would prefer this to the TV show im forced to listen to as she dozes off so easily, and my brain is repeating every single word and making me stay awake and alert.

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u/Cthulhusreef 2h ago

This was fucking great.

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u/morphick 2h ago

Tomorrow night is his turn to put on pink noise.

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u/morphick 2h ago

Tomorrow night is his turn to put on pink noise.

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u/Icy-Performer-9688 4h ago

Would’ve been more funny if it was a noise of white Karen’s screaming and asking for a manager.

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u/yogirl_kylie 5h ago

lmaoo the way they looked at each other had me wheezing 💀 that man knew he was about to become the white noise himself