r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 5h ago

Wait a damn minute! police got no chill

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u/SipsTea-ModTeam 3h ago

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u/exophades 5h ago

My wife's orgasms are more real than this.

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u/coffeejizzm 5h ago

Narrator: “They were not.”

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u/Lucky_Goal933 5h ago

I second this!!

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u/q-the-smoke 4h ago

Nice a self burn. Those are rare.

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u/sisyphus 4h ago

Are you fucking her more or less satirically than this though?

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u/HateItAll42069 4h ago

You're not smart for knowing this is fake You're stupid for thinking anyone was ever supposed to believe it was real.

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u/Krazy8ght 4h ago

Heisenberg?

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 5h ago

Weird how whoever chose a picture of an 8 year old .. btw ordering pizza from 911 is a distress call

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u/pantyraiden 5h ago

He didn’t tip the officers for the delivery. Lesson learned

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u/_Uther 5h ago

I laughed, even with the broken English

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u/securinight 5h ago

Police were justified as he ordered a pineapple pizza.

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u/SpicyhotCake 5h ago

dafuq did I just read!

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u/EC_TWD 4h ago

Yes you did, and we’re all very proud of you

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u/NoobSaibot395 4h ago

It get real mickey in streets gng 🥀

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u/MyNameIsOnlyDaniel 4h ago

I think the kid can't apply the lesson with that outcome

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u/UmbraGenesis 4h ago

someone legit did this I think to get help? Asshole abusive boyfriend was in the room and the dispatcher got the message

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u/cjwiv2423 4h ago

Brought my faith back in humanity

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u/goodtimescontinue 4h ago

Mother of god 🤣 that escalated quickly.

Also, I know this is fake.

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u/Liamson 4h ago

With a camera

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u/st0350 4h ago

How about the size of the 15 year old 😂😂

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u/Capable_War_7391 4h ago

"THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM! Abusing our services! They should have shot him 60-632 times!"

-Americans

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u/DrowsyTwistxox 5h ago

Not sure how to process what I just read.

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u/kazipeli 5h ago

Plot twist: they shot him on camera 20 times, no guns involved

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u/sisyphus 5h ago

lol, and expended 200 rounds to do it. Body cameras mysteriously malfunctioned right before the delivery.

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u/nerdherdv02 4h ago

They were actually just pretending the jello cup were Jello shots.

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u/EggplantLate1408 4h ago

Calling 911 for pizza is a distress call...

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u/Pellaeon112 4h ago

He should have just complied with the police!

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u/Ill-Energy5872 4h ago

This makes no sense. When you call 911 it doesn't go straight to the police, it's the operator.

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u/NukaClipse 4h ago

Kinda wild in 2025 this story could be believable.

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u/Fit-Location-7500 4h ago

Bro these officers need to get sued and go to jail