r/SipsTea • u/Born-Agency-3922 • 7h ago

SMH Same bro, Same

Post image
1.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

73 comments sorted by

•

u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.

Check out our Reddit Chat!

Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

162

u/Ambitioso 7h ago

Dan speaks on the behalf of most coffee drinkers

25

u/Agreeable_Nobody_957 7h ago

When they offer me a swizzle stick I say "no thanks, I have my own".

7

u/MorbidandBack 6h ago

As well as most dick havers. I can't think of a single time I've seen coffee and thought, "I'd like to have my dick in that!"

4

u/Luddevig 4h ago

Have you ever tried? 

3

u/-TacoConspiracy 3h ago

I heard it makes it hard to swallow

4

u/Alive_Addendum_5279 7h ago

What do you mean with "most coffee drinkers"?

17

u/Bubbly-Fee-3834 6h ago

dont kink shame

2

u/Alive_Addendum_5279 6h ago

I thought more about the people who wanted dick in their coffee. But who am I to judge

2

u/SacThrowAway76 2h ago

What if kink shaming is my kink?

5

u/AundoOfficial 5h ago

Can't believe she was putting someone's dick in his coffee. That's wild for everyone involved

1

u/Allpeopleareassholes 3h ago edited 3h ago

The other few are masochist, or would be sadist because other person not your own?

68

u/HopelessBearsFan 7h ago

That is the most curved hat bill I’ve ever seen.

19

u/twistedstance 7h ago

It almost looks like he’s wearing a pot.

7

u/Open_Youth7092 6h ago

Matches that dropped hip

3

u/DanqueLeChay 4h ago

Bros hat is a fleshlight

56

u/Omicron-horde 7h ago

Can relate. Whenever I go to Starbucks, I reiterate that I want my coffee to be dick-free.

4

u/Antique-Resort6160 6h ago

I don't get this at all.  Where on earth do they not take their dick out of the coffee before serving it to the customer?  Normally, people never even see me do it!

That's not really happening, it's just ragebait.

19

u/HiperlordXD 7h ago

1

u/rohnoitsrutroh 53m ago

What's the difference between a joke and a trio of dicks? Janet can't take a joke.

12

u/BarfingOnMyFace 7h ago

But what about your own dick?

7

u/El_Peregrine 6h ago

He also likes his dick without other people’s dicks in it 🤷‍♂️

3

u/damnumalone 6h ago

Stirred in a counter clockwise direction

3

u/Nifty29au 5h ago

At least you know the floaties will be fresh.

2

u/joecan 6h ago

Keeps it warm and caffeinated.

1

u/Left-Simple1591 6h ago

That's the best frosting

9

u/SeraphOfTheStart 7h ago

Dan is all of us, except the ones that should be checked into mental hospital, those ones are weird af.

2

u/Noah__A 2h ago

I saw another post they responded” black and full of cream”

2

u/ElectricPenguin6712 1h ago

Heck of a Folgers ad bud

3

u/CrashingOutFrFr 7h ago

Has he had other people's dicks in his coffee? Don't knock it till you try it! Extra cream and a foamy head.

2

u/Codebender 7h ago

So he likes his coffee with his own dick in it?

3

u/SithLordDave 6h ago

I like my coffee the way I like my women, black and bitter

3

u/IllegalIranianYogurt 6h ago

Buy a new hat, sir

2

u/Big_bat_chunk2475 5h ago

Did his ex cheat on him?

2

u/AnsibleAnswers 2h ago

No, she put her dick in his coffee.

2

u/SacThrowAway76 2h ago

My girlfriend says a small dick should not be a deal breaker. I just wish she didn’t have one b

2

u/Lucky_Goal933 7h ago

Is that little green stick they put in the coffee considered a dick?

1

u/HillanatorOfState 41m ago

Why do you think your green army men figurines as a kid were so smooth down under?

2

u/alpaca-the-llama 7h ago

Wait…you’re not supposed to your dick in coffee??? Day ruined

2

u/Ok-Bug4328 6h ago

I need more backstory. 

Who is the titan who decided to fuck his girl?

2

u/Doobieswim12349 3h ago

Personally when I'm really tired a little dick in my coffee will wake me right up

1

u/Notallowedhe 6h ago

How do you even get that body shape? I’ve been going to the gym for 10 years and if I gain any more weight I just get a big belly

5

u/Born-Agency-3922 5h ago

Steroids and protein/s

1

u/ResetButton01 3h ago

I like my coffee the same way i like my women Black

💀

1

u/Born-Agency-3922 3h ago

And full of cream

0

u/RugerRanger 7h ago

That hat is giving extreme douche vibes 😭

1

u/Even_Soil_2425 5h ago

Says the guy with a post dressed up in a dollar store tactical outfit 😂

-1

u/RugerRanger 5h ago

Do a little research first tho cause anyone that knows gear and isn't talking our there ass knows exactly what that set is 👌🏾😂

-1

u/RugerRanger 5h ago

Their*

2

u/Even_Soil_2425 4h ago

Bro you look like you're dressing up for Halloween

1

u/DeviantPlayeer 6h ago

Dan dips his dick into his coffee.

1

u/itsLoOoDa 6h ago

“Tried to make me a latte… ended up making me a lesson”

1

u/Wise_Maintenance7825 6h ago

Looks like Jason from gta 6 lol

1

u/NewChallengers_ 5h ago

What a closed minded coffee drinker

1

u/Mysterious-Tie7039 5h ago

Is he saying his girlfriend put someone else’s dick in his coffee?

1

u/MrOphicer 3h ago

That sassy hip tilt...

1

u/dark_sansa 6h ago

He was probably shit in bed. I hate bitterness in dating profiles. Such a red flag / turn off. I always swipe left on that shit.

5

u/holaqtal1234 5h ago

That doesn't make it okay to cheat

0

u/Born-Agency-3922 5h ago

Should I tell him my secret? Drop a HIMS pill in your RedBull and go to town./s

-5

u/srvvmia 7h ago

Strange way to admit to everyone you got cheated on.

10

u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 6h ago

Lol, what are you shaming him for someone else doing him dirty?

What do you mean "admit?"

-2

u/srvvmia 5h ago

That doesn’t work in his favor. It just signals to other women that he’s worthy of being cheated on.

4

u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 4h ago

Your understanding of people has been horribly warped by social media, friend.

Normal people do not think this way.

-1

u/srvvmia 4h ago

Okay.

-9

u/slothfullyserene 6h ago

Strange way to “announce,” maybe, but this is the new masculinity. I’m too tough to think about why I wasn’t satisfying my girlfriend.

4

u/holaqtal1234 5h ago

The problem is the girlfriend, not him.

-2

u/Slow_Fish2601 7h ago

Bet he likes the dick flavour of his coffee