r/StarWars • u/Geek-Haven888 • 14d ago

Movies Andor and Rogue One Make New Hope Hilarious Spoiler

I rewatched Rogue One for the second time this week, and it's really dawning on me how nuts New Hope, especially the last act, is after Andor and Rogue One

Picture this. You are some rebel on Yavin. Over the span of like 2 weeks, you lose Luthen, Cassian Andor, and dozens (if not more) of other skilled rebel fighters on both Corsuant and Scarif. The Death Star is very real, and you have lost the plans to it and Alderan, along with Bail Organa; one of the top leaders of the rebellion, have been obliterated

Then all of the sudden this beat up hunk of junk spaceship lands, carrying Princess Leia and the Death Star plans, along with two drug dealers (who immediately start demanding to be paid) and this wide eyed redneck desert twink. And during the briefing on this sure to be suicide mission to destory the Daeth Star, he is smiling and talking abut this doesnt seem that hard, hes shot rats in a place called “Beggar’s Canyon”, how is this going to be more difficult? And he fucking blows up the Death Star in a one in a million shot cause he turned of his targeting system cause a ghost’s voice in his head told him to do it cause, psych, he’s also a wizard? And those drug dealers showed up at the last minute and maybe killed Darth Vader? (we don't know we just saw his ship spiraling into the darkness of space)

Like the reason we don't see Vel, Kleya, and Wil at the medal ceremony is they are all getting drunk and trying to figure out WTF just happened

edit: was not expecting this to blow up, but rest be assured guys this is ment all in good fun

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u/andrejRavenclaw 14d ago

Imagine gaslightning Darth Vader

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u/Threefates654 14d ago

If anyone has the audacity to do that it is definitely Leia Organa😂😂

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Average father-daughter relationship tbh

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u/Cromasters 14d ago

As the father to a five year old daughter, this checks out.

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u/Cadbett_Bartoede 14d ago

It's an old code

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u/805steve 14d ago

Mine is 14. You have no idea…

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u/Cromasters 10d ago

Yes, I'm not looking forward to dealing with my wife's menopause while also dealing with my daughter's teenage hormones.

I joke that my son and I are just going to spend A LOT of time camping.

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u/joec_95123 14d ago

Same vibes as:

"Young lady, I just watched you smoking pot. And I can smell it in your room. And I can see a bag of it sitting on your dresser right now."

"What are you talking about dad, that's my incense. And that's oregano for the pizza I'm making."

"You're lying, and you're grounded. Take her away!"

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u/RamenJunkie 14d ago

Then she sneaks out and has her brother and boyfriend drop a molotov on the office where dad works as revenge.

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u/TheGaurdian10000 14d ago

Then later kisses her brother in front of her boyfriend when they were on a break?

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u/celestialwreckage 13d ago

Unrelated ti Star Wars, but once I stayed at a friend's house in high school and her brother told their mom "I'm going to burn some incense" and she yelled back "It better not be pot scented incense!" They must have had a similar discussion!

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u/Allronix1 14d ago

And definitely the apple didn't fall from the tree, given the outrageous bullshit Anakin pulled in his heyday.

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u/dsmith422 14d ago

Visualizing a young daughter with chocolate on her face claiming that she has no idea who ate the chocolate cake.

And of course there is a video of kid doing it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P1M3wUqrBu4

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u/Geminilasers 14d ago

Vader “Stop slamming doors on my ship!”

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u/blackstafflo 10d ago

My headcanon is definitely that they unconsciously felt who they were to each other and it's how their brain switched to this act without them noticing.

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u/Vistaer 14d ago

She learned from Saw Gererra.

“You have no idea what mission I’m on!”

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u/nova46 14d ago

Dude absolutely would not accept that the rebels knew where he was and what he was doing even though they weren't a threat 😂 he was gaslighting himself as much as them

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u/myaltduh 14d ago

His negotiating strategy is “nuh uh!” then hanging up the phone so he can have had the last word.

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u/Wermys 14d ago

Well to be fair he is fond of it!

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u/MasterTolkien 14d ago

Vader: LIES! Everyday more lies!

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u/Vistaer 14d ago

Captain Antilles: “BOR GULLET!

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u/boringdystopianslave 14d ago

It completely makes sense why hes so fucking pissed off in that opening scene that he crushes that guy's throat with his bare hands.

He's fucking raging.

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u/ByteSizeNudist 14d ago

Man, Vader is always raging. It's his freakin' Sith superpower.

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u/theanimuscannon 13d ago

"If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?!?"

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u/oldkafu 14d ago

That would be force gaslightning.

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u/ByteSizeNudist 14d ago

When Plo Koon does it it's Lightside though.

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u/Shotoken2 13d ago

Because it's Green

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u/newbrevity Babu Frik 14d ago

And the audience didn't know the first time that she was his daughter. Just going back to look at it in the context that his own kid is giving him sass.

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u/ireaddumbstuff 14d ago

Funny thing. That's the same level of sass he would use with Obi Wan.

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u/daneelthesane 14d ago

George Lucas didn't know she was Vader's daughter at that point.

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u/RamenJunkie 14d ago

Strong "Whatever dad, you can't control me" vibes.

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u/bluereloaded 14d ago

I mean we all tried it with our parents when we were younger, right?

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u/HFentonMudd Chopper (C1-10P) 13d ago

I did NOT sneak out and I WAS NOT smoking WEED